Peter Eater

The story is suspicious (it is the Post, after all), and not just because it uses the word “masseuse.” I don’t believe this: “…allegedly offered undercover cops sex acts for less than $100 — including some specific acts as an la carte option — following their massages earlier this year…” Following their massages? Like, the cop had a massage, then got the offer? Or the offer was being made upfront during the massage booking, that a happy ending was possible for extra following the massage? Neither one is plausible. And poor reporting is a Post specialty, so who knows what actually went down with the, uh, masseuse.

Cesar has a pile of great reviews from the past, but nothing from the last two years. (Maybe he was on hiatus?) Any recent experience? https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/51108/

Curious: What makes you think that?

I was joking, but…

Deported?

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Not really surprising to see reactionary defenses for sex abuse, happens all the time, but pretending that fascism is just an empty word is one reason fascism has taken hold lately. Power is intoxicating.

Andy Rooney was such a babe. 😋

Link? This? https://rentmasseur.com/TheChosenWon

Conan O’Brien?

29? At least be in the ballpark. https://rentmen.eu/Heyitsjulian 26? Closer to 46. https://rentmen.eu/fiercehungtop

The Michael Jackson tattoo is off-putting, but the drop earring with a cross is a no.

Yeah, it’s bad marketing. Rule of thumb: Give the potential client enough, but leave him wanting more. Namely, wanting you!

I can certainly understand why he’d want to top you, but I guess it depends on whether you want to start doing porn.

Cali is in Colombia, but he’s in L.A.

You can? Gabriel is talented, in my experience ,but probably not that talented.

“Very versatile.” Top too?

Thanks. Good news. And, he’s posted a second photo on his RM ad.

Excellent w/s.

Perfect chest tattoo.

“…life coaching...” Run!

There doesn’t seem to be a Twitter under that name. What’s correct? Thanks.

A dozen favorable RM reviews from the past 20 months on this “hole gaper” hottie, but nothing here. Anyone have experience? https://rent.men/Elias_XL

Having met him, I can attest to the relative current accuracy of the photo. But you’re missing the point: The photo itself doesn’t do it, on its own, despite writing down a number on a piece of paper and implying that it is proof to settle an argument. It ain’t.

You need to get out more. 😂