Jump to content

rvwnsd

Super Moderators
  • Posts

    12,503
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by rvwnsd

  1. "I don't think there's a hyphen in nitpick" said Tom in his own dashing way.
  2. Alternatively, "Hand me the colander," said Tom his voice straining.
  3. They wouldn't be so bad if the pattern was black instead of that blue/black. Black coordinates with everything. That color simply does not go with Nixon's skin tone and don't even get me started on how terrible it looks next to Blake's hair. What the fuck were they thinking?
  4. http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/auto-comics-giraffe-hate-200761.jpeg
  5. http://www.hagencartoons.com/cartoon394.gif
  6. http://www.hagencartoons.com/cartoon413.gif
  7. http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/giraffe.jpg
  8. http://www.uxpamagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/14-2-Rubes-Not-Fair.jpg
  9. That started relatively recently. You can still look for free, though. Not sure what features require a membership.
  10. So let me tell you about 8 lb cats. My parents had two cats, one was about 10 pounds and very nice and the other was over 20 lbs, 2 feet long, dumb as a rock, and mean. The mean was was de-clawed and used to pick on the nice one. I also had two cats, one of which was 8 lbs and the other 9 lbs. They were both sweet little puffballs. The day before leaving on my cross-country move the two cats and I stayed at my parents' house. My cats managed to get out of the bedroom and encountered their smaller cat (who was the nice cat) and the big mean cat. Big mean cat started to bite my litle girl. Little girl cat puffs her tail up, hisses, extends her claws, and swipes at his face. Little girl's brother puffs his tail up, hisses at big mean cat, extends his claws and swipes at his face. Big mean cat ran away and hid under the bed. Little girl cat walks over to smaller nice cat and starts grooming him. Big mean cat stayed under the bed for a couple of days except to eat.
  11. "That reminds of a time back in St Olaf's," Tom said rosily.
  12. "It's raining! It's raining!" said Tom precipitously.
  13. Or, perhaps, "who have you been feeding?"
  14. Hmm...I'm thinking "Oozey Dick"
  15. http://www.toonpool.com/user/8371/files/toilet_talk_818115.jpg
  16. "I prefer Best's Kosher over Hebrew National" said Tom frankly.
  17. I like the concept, but a cat would spell the words correctly.
  18. The reviews written back in 2005 state he was in his 20's then. Even if he was 25, he would be 36 now.
  19. And he will be using the same pics when both of you are in Depends.
  20. Which one?
  21. It sounds especially pedantic when someone uses the expression and then makes a series of grammatical gaffes and/or uses words incorrectly.
  22. http://applianceaid.com/images/comic.jpg
×
×
  • Create New...