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An easy fix - jump in the shower together.

You are welcome. FYI - when you use the Search function on RM, make sure you select the option to clear filters first. That's probably why you did not locate his ad when you searched on "tyger."

Searched on "tyger" and this popped up.

Not that it makes his lack of manners any better, but what about you was supposedly so gross?

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I'm so sorry, BVB.

A fictitious license issued in conjunction with a police sting operation could be (and probably would be) issued by the state in which the sting is being conducted.

Natural

A cop might, however, have a fictitious driver's license to send.

Given some of the cleansing rituals we've heard about that ain't nuthin'.

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It is only awkward if you shout. Nothing awkward if you simply start caressing very gently and work up to a full-fledged fondle.

But ya gotta admit, the flower maidens are awesome chanters.

Now, now - no reason to be embarrassed. That's what we are here for! Yes, but that's an extra $50. No, yes, 7:46, only if you have chocolate croissants and Intelligentsia Colonia Llust'a Bolivia for breakfast. Hmmm. Not sure exactly how you will sleep with the escort if you are in a separate room. Let us know how that works out. Check with the hotel. If they have a no-smoking policy you probably can't burn the purifying sage. However, I find that pure sea salt satisfies the gods just as well. Oh, and have the flower maiden keep the chanting down. The people in the next room might want to sleep in. 8:26. Fondle faster, you have croissants to eat before he leaves. Well, ask him. Assuming you don't wake him from a sound sleep at 2:30 AM and shout "MAY I FONDLE YOU?," I don't see this as being awkward. I think you should contact him by yourself and leave the insecurities at home. That'll teach the little fuckers for bothering you like that. But seriously... You really should ask the escort, as different escorts conduct overnights in different ways. One escort with whom I was a regular client told me that he would slip out discreetly at 6 AM on an overnight. (We didn't do the overnight) Another told me that he'd like to plan the overnight to occur when he had no prior plans or commitments the next day so we could hang out in bed 'til noon like he would with a boyfriend. (We did the overnight) Regarding the other questions, may I suggest you frame the discussion in advance something like this: "Hey, [escort name] I've never hired a guy for an overnight and, in fact, I have never slept with a man. I've always fantasized about spooning with another man, waking up in the middle of the night and fondling him, waking up in the morning and playing, and lingering over breakfast. Understanding that we all sleep in different ways, what are your thoughts?" Regarding cleaning yourself out in the morning, it would seem like a mood-killer. Whatever you decide to do, have fun! And tell the flower maiden I said "hi."

One of the things I miss about Chicago is the plethora of tall guys. I'm 6'4" and back home I had no trouble finding guys who were close to my height.

I'd have to hire both!

Only five threads? Sheesh.

There was a thread on him recently but I can't find it. I've hired him - feel free to PM me for details.