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So let me tell you about 8 lb cats. My parents had two cats, one was about 10 pounds and very nice and the other was over 20 lbs, 2 feet long, dumb as a rock, and mean. The mean was was de-clawed and used to pick on the nice one. I also had two cats, one of which was 8 lbs and the other 9 lbs. They were both sweet little puffballs. The day before leaving on my cross-country move the two cats and I stayed at my parents' house. My cats managed to get out of the bedroom and encountered their smaller cat (who was the nice cat) and the big mean cat. Big mean cat started to bite my litle girl. Little girl cat puffs her tail up, hisses, extends her claws, and swipes at his face. Little girl's brother puffs his tail up, hisses at big mean cat, extends his claws and swipes at his face. Big mean cat ran away and hid under the bed. Little girl cat walks over to smaller nice cat and starts grooming him. Big mean cat stayed under the bed for a couple of days except to eat.

"That reminds of a time back in St Olaf's," Tom said rosily.

"It's raining! It's raining!" said Tom precipitously.

Or, perhaps, "who have you been feeding?"

Hmm...I'm thinking "Oozey Dick"

http://www.toonpool.com/user/8371/files/toilet_talk_818115.jpg

"I prefer Best's Kosher over Hebrew National" said Tom frankly.

I like the concept, but a cat would spell the words correctly.

The reviews written back in 2005 state he was in his 20's then. Even if he was 25, he would be 36 now.

And he will be using the same pics when both of you are in Depends.

Which one?

It sounds especially pedantic when someone uses the expression and then makes a series of grammatical gaffes and/or uses words incorrectly.

http://applianceaid.com/images/comic.jpg

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/the-last-drop-is-mine-240x180.jpg

http://www.wallyandosborne.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/2006-04-12.gif

"Jim was my boyfriend, until we broke up" Tom exclaimed.

Actually, it is in Wisconsin, between Kenosha and Racine. The sign is on I-94.

This sign has been replaced, I'm sad to say.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0QPrvJgvSLM/SToIeO35gZI/AAAAAAAAAPI/c-IzW4KLrvA/s320/45.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palpatine

and one for @seaboy4hire http://www.benitaepstein.com/hospital%20cartoons/files/page15-1014-full.jpg

Just for you, @Robster and @Socalguy http://www.kazcartoonstore.com/medical-cartoons/md0099lg.gif