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On the flip side, during the 1977 reboot of Laugh-In an actual commercial for the "Look for the Union Label" people looked like a bad Laugh-In sketch.

Ah, yes, one of the other Loyolas. Go Ramblers!

Every time I look at this thread I think of the Southern California grocery chain.

Just be neutral. I'm sorry, @Dave, couldn't help myself.

I often do not get hard, but I can ejaculate and have a orgasm when soft. I am also an oral and anal bottom. As long as I enjoy myself I'm good. Funny story: I was with a guy and did not get hard AT ALL. However, I went to town on him like there was no tomorrow. After we both had huge orgasms I said something like "even though I didn't get hard I really enjoyed myself." He said "yes, I know" as he wiped the cum off my leg, the carpet, and his leg.

True dat! But we'll let the unwashed masses think it is. We can't convince them otherwise.

Walk into any business casual office and you will see plenty of successful guys dressed like that.

When someone is as well-liked, oft-hired, and oft- and well-recommended as Vin, no, it is not weird at all. I've hired him and can say that he is one of the top five escorts I have met in 20+ years of hiring.

One never knows where one will end up when one is oncall.

Had the "sting-er" just displayed and touched his, um, stinger the "sting-ee" would have nothing to worry about. Assuming it took place in New York City. Those are the rules, after all.

@MisterMike is alluding to a rule that reviews not be posted in the forums. If you read the various posts on this forum you will see that members start conversations (a/k/a "PMs") when they want information that, if posted in the forum, could violate the rule against reviews in the forums. FYI - any time you would like to read the terms and rules you may click the link at the top and bottom of each page. If you wish to start a conversation with someone, look for the "inbox" link at the top of every page. Click it and see what happens next.

The self-cleaning gene pool, sex-worker edition.

"Shimmer," the floor wax that is also a dessert topping, is one of my all-time favorites. Another is "Compulsion."

I like exactly two scented candle varieties. Pier 1 Imports Citrus Cilantro and Ginger Peach.

After skip-reading the various posts I think an answer is emerging. So many young men are so shy about nudity because they do not want to be ogled by old men. Or any men, for that matter. Perhaps that should be respected.

This guy's ass is what I ate today.

One of the banks we serviced was The Evanston Bank. Each night, each teller at that bank would balance their drawer, seal their deposit, and the armored car collected all of the deposits to be transported to our bank. To this day I remember teller #3 at The Evanston Bank. Every single day teller #3's deposit was either over or short. We finally had to count their deposits in dual custody so there would be a witness that the deposit was short. One day, after several calls from the vault manager, their account manager at our bank, and the cashier of our bank there was no bag from teller #3. The next day, the day after, and so forth no bag from teller #3. We finally asked what had happened and were informed that teller #3 was no longer with that bank. From then on their deposits were perfect.

Yes, there were bill counters, but at the time the counters were not sophisticated enough to take a pile of bills and sort as they counted, so the teller would feed in the ones, then the fives and so forth. However, the counters did not work so well on old or soiled bills. Mc Donald's had to be counted by hand, especially the deposits that consisted of breakfast shifts. EDIT: Coin was sorted and counted by machine. Currency was hand-sorted and machine counted. Also, most vault tellers would count by hand and verify by machine. That way, if the deposit was incorrect they would not have to retrieve the bills from the counter so someone could validate the deposit. This was 1984, so technology was not quite what it is today.

Yup, yup, and yup.

I worked for a mid-sized (small by today's standards) institution in Chicago that had a couple of niches, one of which was vault services. We had about half the currency exchanges (check cashing companies), dozens of small banks, several retailers and fast-food places, and assorted other businesses. We also counted coin and tokens for the Chicago Transit Authority. It was actually a fun environment. There were cameras everywhere, of course, and an entry system that looked like the intro to Get Smart. When a client reported a shortage all involved would get polygraphed. In the three years I worked there fewer than five people were fired. We rarely had shortages.

I never had a favorite piece, but was the banker almost every time we played. Next year will be my 35th year working in banking. My first job? Counting currency in the cash vault.

He has updated his age. Apparently he, like a friend and I, celebrates an annual thirtieth birthday.

Humor on display in the Chicago suburbs:

@Rudynate , your post reminded me that back in the 1970's the same Chicago Transit Authority referenced above had in-bus signage (such as "No Smoking" and " Move to the Rear" in several languages. If memory serves they were printed in English, Spanish, Polish, German, and Chinese. To this day the city has both English and Chinese signage in the historic Chinatown area on the Near South Side. I can't recall whether similar signage is present in "New Chinatown" on the North Side around Argyle and Broadway. Or should I say around 阿盖尔 和 百老汇

For many years, the Chicago Transit Authority denoted the way to a station exit using a sign that read "OUT" with an arrow pointing in the direction of the exit. It is a pretty efficient way of getting the message across.