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Saw him a few months ago, and definitely would not return.  Body is not like in his ad - very soft - not terrible but kinda meh. And a bit of an unpleasant attitude - seems bored and slightly arrogant.  

Had an excellent 60 minute with him. Didn’t take much convincing to get the massage to be a very s**y experience. Sweet guy, too. Built like the proverbial brick s**t house with a posterior for the ages. 

I tried him out. Massage was fine/good. He’s a good looking guy, and fairly new in town. He was nude and he has a nice “muscle boy” body. Not 5’10” - more like 5’8” and more “puffed up” looking than in his ad photos. Endowment is strictly average. $300 for 90 minutes at my place. But he talked so much about how everyone in town thinks he’s so handsome and sexy, and his sexual history (first time fucked, old boyfriend(s), has slept with all the “hot” guys in West Hollywood) that by the time I turned over he just seemed uninteresting. TMI. It’s very easy for me to get aroused, but his attempt at giving me a hand job HE was so perfunctory that it left me literally limp. I took over and finished it off. Can’t say I’d call him again. 

Had an excellent 60 minute with him. Didn’t take much convincing to get the massage to be a very s**y experience. Sweet guy, too. Built like the proverbial brick s**t house with a posterior for the ages. 

I tried him out. Massage was fine/good. He’s a good looking guy, and fairly new in town. He was nude and he has a nice “muscle boy” body. Not 5’10” - more like 5’8” and more “puffed up” looking than in his ad photos. Endowment is strictly average. $300 for 90 minutes at my place. But he talked so much about how everyone in town thinks he’s so handsome and sexy, and his sexual history (first time fucked, old boyfriend(s), has slept with all the “hot” guys in West Hollywood) that by the time I turned over he just seemed uninteresting. TMI. It’s very easy for me to get aroused, but his attempt at giving me a hand job HE was so perfunctory that it left me literally limp. I took over and finished it off. Can’t say I’d call him again. 

I tried him out. Massage was fine/good. He’s a good looking guy, and fairly new in town. He was nude and he has a nice “muscle boy” body. Not 5’10” - more like 5’8” and more “puffed up” looking than in his ad photos. Endowment is strictly average. $300 for 90 minutes at my place. But he talked so much about how everyone in town thinks he’s so handsome and sexy, and his sexual history (first time fucked, old boyfriend(s), has slept with all the “hot” guys in West Hollywood) that by the time I turned over he just seemed uninteresting. TMI. It’s very easy for me to get aroused, but his attempt at giving me a hand job HE was so perfunctory that it left me literally limp. I took over and finished it off. Can’t say I’d call him again. 

Had an excellent 60 minute with him. Didn’t take much convincing to get the massage to be a very s**y experience. Sweet guy, too. Built like the proverbial brick s**t house with a posterior for the ages. 

Thanks for writing. Will avoid. Good looks can definitely be a curse and create systemic delusion. 

I tried him out. Massage was fine/good. He’s a good looking guy, and fairly new in town. He was nude and he has a nice “muscle boy” body. Not 5’10” - more like 5’8” and more “puffed up” looking than in his ad photos. Endowment is strictly average. $300 for 90 minutes at my place. But he talked so much about how everyone in town thinks he’s so handsome and sexy, and his sexual history (first time fucked, old boyfriend(s), has slept with all the “hot” guys in West Hollywood) that by the time I turned over he just seemed uninteresting. TMI. It’s very easy for me to get aroused, but his attempt at giving me a hand job HE was so perfunctory that it left me literally limp. I took over and finished it off. Can’t say I’d call him again. 

I’ve been texting with him. He couldn’t be nicer or more respectful. I’ve asked him specifically if he’d consider nude/erotic and he’s very clear that he does not perform that kind of massage. But to his credit, he keeps a sense of humor and delivers the message with charm. 

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Absolutely fantastic. Among the best ever. GREAT massage and very sensual right from the start. Very masculine/manly. His body is better than the pics, and the pics are good  I’m a fan of fur, and his feels so good as he rubs every part of your body. I’ve been to see him three or four times - he’s my new go-to guy. Pretty easy parking. My review of him is on Rentmasseur. Robert Edwin is my handle there. 

Absolutely fantastic. Among the best ever. GREAT massage and very sensual right from the start. Very masculine/manly. His body is better than the pics, and the pics are good  I’m a fan of fur, and his feels so good as he rubs every part of your body. I’ve been to see him three or four times - he’s my new go-to guy. Pretty easy parking. My review of him is on Rentmasseur. Robert Edwin is my handle there. 

I mean in one of those private pictures he's eating a guys hole.

Seeing him in 30 minutes  Wish me luck! 

ExMormonHunk on RentMasseur
RENTMASSEUR.COM View my profile on RentMasseur.com I took the plunge with Tanner. Great young guy, seriously excellent masseur. Hot body - more muscular and studly than his photos. He came right on time to my place, and we had a 90 minute sensual session. Price was $260 which seemed very fair. His private pics on RM might make you think that he delivers a little more than he actually does, but I was ok with that, if slightly disappointed. All in all a good experience. Not sure if I’ll repeat, but I may. 

Absolutely fantastic. Among the best ever. GREAT massage and very sensual right from the start. Very masculine/manly. His body is better than the pics, and the pics are good  I’m a fan of fur, and his feels so good as he rubs every part of your body. I’ve been to see him three or four times - he’s my new go-to guy. Pretty easy parking. My review of him is on Rentmasseur. Robert Edwin is my handle there. 

Absolutely fantastic. Among the best ever. GREAT massage and very sensual right from the start. Very masculine/manly. His body is better than the pics, and the pics are good  I’m a fan of fur, and his feels so good as he rubs every part of your body. I’ve been to see him three or four times - he’s my new go-to guy. Pretty easy parking. My review of him is on Rentmasseur. Robert Edwin is my handle there. 

He was awful. Completely out of it (not drugs, just kinda vacant). Would not recommend or repeat. 

I tried him out a couple of months ago. Took a bit of doing to schedule the appointment. He’s very handsome, great hairy body, nicely equipped front and back. The massage was medium pressure - good, not great - but in context of an erotic massage, I’d give him a solid B+/A-. Will definitely repeat. I think he’d get better with more sessions. 

I tried him out a couple of months ago. Took a bit of doing to schedule the appointment. He’s very handsome, great hairy body, nicely equipped front and back. The massage was medium pressure - good, not great - but in context of an erotic massage, I’d give him a solid B+/A-. Will definitely repeat. I think he’d get better with more sessions. 

Seeing him tomorrow night. Sounds like a great guy 🤞🏻 

Had a great experience with him. Terrific guy - fun, handsome, s*xy. Great athletic body and excellent masseur. I saw him twice for long sessions while I was in Portland. Will repeat whenever I’m back in the Northwest. 

No, boys, don’t you know anything about Mormonism?
He’s emulating Joseph Smith & was looking for the Gold Plates. 

Vic was fantastic. Looks just like his pics. He’s a nurse, so really knows the body. Looks great - sweats quite a lot, but I don’t mind that. Excellent massage with many extras. And I think he’ll be even more interactive as we get to know each other better. Super easy location in Hollywood, parking is no problem at all. And one more thing - very reasonably priced! I’ll definitely see him again!