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I always had difficulty  with Nick in the classroom. Every other day we would study our numbers. I would say Nick what is 25 + 1 and he would say 26 and I would say correct. Nick what is 26 + 1 and he would say 27. Again he was correct. What is 28 + 1 Nikki and he would say 29 and I would be so proud. And then here came the big one, Nick think clearly now what is 29 + 1 and he would say 29. Bitch has been 29 for five damn years. 

I scheduled a 90 minute sensual with him yesterday. He confirmed for 3:30, then  pushed to 4. At 3:55 (I’m already there and parked) he texted “I’m running late - maybe we should reschedule”.  I told him I was there and it was fine, but we’d have to do 60 minutes since I was due elsewhere afterwards.  So once he arrived we went up to his place, but he’d left the key inside so had to go get the manager to let us in. He had  fairly strong BO and coffee breath. By now it’s 4:20. His place was a total mess.  We went upstairs to the loft where he says to me “You want just massage, right?”  I said I had asked for sensual, and he says “Well I only do sensual if you send a pic” (which I had). I’m 5’9”, 178lbs, fit 51yo guy - often told I look a lot like Martin Sheen.  Btw, he had mentioned in a text he does overnights.  He then checked his texts and said “Well my boyfriend’s coming back soon, so we’ll have to cut it short”. That was the last straw, so I politely said no thanks and left.  What a loser and kind of an idiot. 

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RENTMASSEUR.COM Gay Masseur Eledmuscle in West Hollywood, CA offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue. Quite the body. Especially in the private pics. 

He uses several different names/accounts. Based in Palm Springs. I had a session with him a couple of years ago in LA. He’s quite a bit older than his profile states - I have no particular problem with that, but he’s also not it really great shape. His pics are either very old or very fake. The massage was pretty good, and if you’re ok with his body being different than you expected, the sensual part is also good. He has a big one, and it gets hard, which is always a boner, um, bonus  

He uses several different names/accounts. Based in Palm Springs. I had a session with him a couple of years ago in LA. He’s quite a bit older than his profile states - I have no particular problem with that, but he’s also not it really great shape. His pics are either very old or very fake. The massage was pretty good, and if you’re ok with his body being different than you expected, the sensual part is also good. He has a big one, and it gets hard, which is always a boner, um, bonus  

He uses several different names/accounts. Based in Palm Springs. I had a session with him a couple of years ago in LA. He’s quite a bit older than his profile states - I have no particular problem with that, but he’s also not it really great shape. His pics are either very old or very fake. The massage was pretty good, and if you’re ok with his body being different than you expected, the sensual part is also good. He has a big one, and it gets hard, which is always a boner, um, bonus  

I tried him out a couple of months ago. Took a bit of doing to schedule the appointment. He’s very handsome, great hairy body, nicely equipped front and back. The massage was medium pressure - good, not great - but in context of an erotic massage, I’d give him a solid B+/A-. Will definitely repeat. I think he’d get better with more sessions. 

@Yoyohey it was a good massage. Actually, a very good massage. He’s a big, strong fellow and knows what he’s doing. I think he’s a trained therapist - not a chiropractor, but very knowledgeable. The only hitch is that he kinda promised in our texts more than he delivered . . . shall we say. I’m a very good communicator, and I was very clear about what I was expecting, and his response was “all good”. Then once I was on the table I had to ask again - very specifically - for what was promised. Not my favorite thing to have to do when everything has been arranged by text. Anyhow, it was a bit uncomfortable, and I won’t repeat. But he’s still a good guy an excellent masseur. Just don’t expect anything more than a very good and strong massage, without “taking charge”. 

@Yoyohey it was a good massage. Actually, a very good massage. He’s a big, strong fellow and knows what he’s doing. I think he’s a trained therapist - not a chiropractor, but very knowledgeable. The only hitch is that he kinda promised in our texts more than he delivered . . . shall we say. I’m a very good communicator, and I was very clear about what I was expecting, and his response was “all good”. Then once I was on the table I had to ask again - very specifically - for what was promised. Not my favorite thing to have to do when everything has been arranged by text. Anyhow, it was a bit uncomfortable, and I won’t repeat. But he’s still a good guy an excellent masseur. Just don’t expect anything more than a very good and strong massage, without “taking charge”. 

I’m seeing him this afternoon. He’s very, very nice - polite - in his communication. He’s running a bit of a special this week - 90 minutes for $280. Not cheap, but relative to some of the other fellas, not terrible. Really looking forward to it. Will report back. 

One of the absolute worst massage experiences of all time. I find it very hard to believe he has so many great reviews. I’m pretty sure he must write a lot of them himself. He’s cute enough, and the body is ok - not nearly as good as in his slightly weird pics, but just fine. I booked 90 minutes. Got there and we both undressed. He and the place reek of some strong cologne or incense. Kind of cinnamon clove - ick. He rubbed my back for about 15-20 minutes, then told me to turn over. Quick happy ending and then out the door. 35 minutes max. I was so anxious to get out of there I decided not to quibble over the VERY short massage. I smelled like him and his place  for hours. Took two showers when I got home, and still stunk of his scent until I worked out the next day and steamed. Absolutely do NOT recommend. Gross. 

I’m seeing him this afternoon. He’s very, very nice - polite - in his communication. He’s running a bit of a special this week - 90 minutes for $280. Not cheap, but relative to some of the other fellas, not terrible. Really looking forward to it. Will report back. 

Had a terrific massage with him yesterday. He’s VERY strong and an excellent masseur. Lots of extras, including some very hot glute play that ranged wide, if you know what I mean. And my release. He works in briefs and has no problem being touched anywhere, including inside the briefs. Highly recommended if you’re looking for a great massage. 

I think it was back when it was $80/60 mins! He’s charging $260 now! Gosh I’m old. 

Does anyone else find the “tip optional” comment off-putting? I’m from the school of thought that independent contractors set their own prices, so tipping is like tipping the owner of a store because they sold you something. But I’m thinking about trying him out. He’s also on IG as @bodyworkbybene. Very up to date pics and he’s handsome and very well built. 

I scheduled a 90 minute sensual with him yesterday. He confirmed for 3:30, then  pushed to 4. At 3:55 (I’m already there and parked) he texted “I’m running late - maybe we should reschedule”.  I told him I was there and it was fine, but we’d have to do 60 minutes since I was due elsewhere afterwards.  So once he arrived we went up to his place, but he’d left the key inside so had to go get the manager to let us in. He had  fairly strong BO and coffee breath. By now it’s 4:20. His place was a total mess.  We went upstairs to the loft where he says to me “You want just massage, right?”  I said I had asked for sensual, and he says “Well I only do sensual if you send a pic” (which I had). I’m 5’9”, 178lbs, fit 51yo guy - often told I look a lot like Martin Sheen.  Btw, he had mentioned in a text he does overnights.  He then checked his texts and said “Well my boyfriend’s coming back soon, so we’ll have to cut it short”. That was the last straw, so I politely said no thanks and left.  What a loser and kind of an idiot. 

I just texted with him and was very specific about what I was looking for: erotic, undraped and both of us undressed, my release. He texted back that he only does therapeutic/sensual. I asked him what his sensual massage included and he didn’t get back to me. So I assume nothing particularly “fun” happens. 

Trying him out today. Wish me luck  

Trying him out today. Wish me luck  

Trying him out today. Wish me luck  

Saw him a few months ago, and definitely would not return.  Body is not like in his ad - very soft - not terrible but kinda meh. And a bit of an unpleasant attitude - seems bored and slightly arrogant.  

Had an excellent 60 minute with him. Didn’t take much convincing to get the massage to be a very s**y experience. Sweet guy, too. Built like the proverbial brick s**t house with a posterior for the ages. 

I tried him out. Massage was fine/good. He’s a good looking guy, and fairly new in town. He was nude and he has a nice “muscle boy” body. Not 5’10” - more like 5’8” and more “puffed up” looking than in his ad photos. Endowment is strictly average. $300 for 90 minutes at my place. But he talked so much about how everyone in town thinks he’s so handsome and sexy, and his sexual history (first time fucked, old boyfriend(s), has slept with all the “hot” guys in West Hollywood) that by the time I turned over he just seemed uninteresting. TMI. It’s very easy for me to get aroused, but his attempt at giving me a hand job HE was so perfunctory that it left me literally limp. I took over and finished it off. Can’t say I’d call him again. 

Had an excellent 60 minute with him. Didn’t take much convincing to get the massage to be a very s**y experience. Sweet guy, too. Built like the proverbial brick s**t house with a posterior for the ages. 

I tried him out. Massage was fine/good. He’s a good looking guy, and fairly new in town. He was nude and he has a nice “muscle boy” body. Not 5’10” - more like 5’8” and more “puffed up” looking than in his ad photos. Endowment is strictly average. $300 for 90 minutes at my place. But he talked so much about how everyone in town thinks he’s so handsome and sexy, and his sexual history (first time fucked, old boyfriend(s), has slept with all the “hot” guys in West Hollywood) that by the time I turned over he just seemed uninteresting. TMI. It’s very easy for me to get aroused, but his attempt at giving me a hand job HE was so perfunctory that it left me literally limp. I took over and finished it off. Can’t say I’d call him again.