Washington, D.C.

[Guest Ruben]

Are there any places in Washington D.C. where I may buy dildoes, toys and other similar items? If yes, names and addresses would be helpful.

[+ ArVaGuy]

>Are there any places in Washington D.C. where I may buy

>dildoes, toys and other similar items? If yes, names and

>addresses would be helpful.

 

 

New in town or just visiting?

 

The Leather Rack

1723 Connecticut Aveune

 

The Pleasure Chest

Also on CT Aveune directly across the street from LR. Both are in Dupont Circle.

 

 

ArlingtonVaGuy

[J-Man]

And if you can't find what you want there, try the Congressional gift shop.

[Rick Munroe]

>Are there any places in Washington D.C. where I may buy

>dildoes, toys and other similar items?

 

Derek and I accidentally left ours there last week. Check with the Westin Embassy Row lost and found.

[VaHawk]

You can also find these at K&B Bookstore on F St. NW, between 10th and 9th streets, a couple of blocks from both the Metro Center and Gallery Place metro stops. This place also sells rolling papers, pipes, bongs, kitsch, gay/straight/bi porno vhs and dvd, and has glory hole booths downstairs.

 

Have a great time in DC! :7

[Guest ReturnOfS]

Theres also G Bookstore on U street between 16th and 16th North West DC.

[VaHawk]

How can something be between 16th and 16th North West???? WHATEVER that means!! 16th and 16th? Is that some magical intersection that isn't on the map? Do you even know what the hell you are talking about??? My guess would be NO!

 

Also, there is no such address in DC that is North West, or did you mean NW???? :-(

 

Ever heard of Google??? :7

[Lookin]

<<You can also find these at K&B Bookstore on F St. NW, between 10th and 9th streets, a couple of blocks from both the Metro Center and Gallery Place metro stops. This place also sells rolling papers, pipes, bongs, kitsch, gay/straight/bi porno vhs and dvd, and has glory hole booths downstairs.>>

 

How do they ever get people to leave?

[Rick Munroe]

>Ever heard of Google???

 

Or Anger Management?

[Luv2play]

>Also, there is no such address in DC that is North West, or

>did you mean NW???? :-(

>

 

NW is a commonly accepted abbreviation for North West in the United States. For example, the same applies in Fort Lauderdale and Miami where you have NE, NW, SE, and SW for any address that is on the grid system of streets and avenues. (Interestingly, this does not apply in New York, where you have Upper East side, Upper West and Lower East. But I never heard of Lower West but I suppose that is because the grid system doesn't seem to apply in the West Village so much as formal names for streets.)

 

But I digress! If you write out North West for NW, your mail will get there.

[HotDad]

In DC, to some at least, it means North White.

[Rick Munroe]

>In DC, to some at least, it means North White.

 

Although I hate the "n" word, I'd like to add that NW can also mean "Nigga wha?!" as used in many current popular hip-hop songs. Here are the definitions I found from urban dictionary:

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nigga+wha%3F

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nigga+what%3F

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nigga+wha

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nigga+whaaaa

[Guest ReturnOfS]

>Theres also G Bookstore on U street between 16th and 16th

>North West DC.

 

I meant to say that there is G Bookstore on U street, between 15th and 16th streets, in the North West part of DC.

[Guest ReturnOfS]

>

>Too late! That's not going to save you from the vengeful

>VAHawk. He's still going to swoop down & scratch your eyes

>out for trying to be helpful.

>

>(I must say that the only sad thing about the near-total

>collapse of that EscortSpeak site is not being able to watch

>the Mean Girls making mincemeat out the Hawk week after week.

>There, of course, he called himself Buzzard or something.

>Whichever, a very nasty bird!)

>

>

 

Thats funny :+ LOL

 

Thanks, I needed that. :-)

[Guest Ruben]

Thanks, guys, for the information on the Leather Rack, the Pleasure Chest and the other locations as well. I should be able to find what I want easily enough.

 

Just visiting in May.

[VaHawk]

Easy! They close at 7pm during the week and 6pm on Saturday and 4pm on Sunday.

[VaHawk]

Yeah, I agree 100%, as anyone who doesn't laugh at lame jokes, mindlessly giggle at nudie boys, and drool over twinks younger than the newest hemmorhoid that popped up on their asshole, should seek "anger management"! :-(

[VaHawk]

>Too late! That's not going to save you from the vengeful

>VAHawk. He's still going to swoop down & scratch your eyes

>out for trying to be helpful.

 

Vengeful??? How so? And no, I don't scratch eyes, as I'll leave that to the screaming nellie queens. Seems like this site attracts them like shit attracts flies.

 

Now, if you want to state something about ripping out hearts and drinking the blood pumping out of them, then, I might be interested.

>

>(I must say that the only sad thing about the near-total

>collapse of that EscortSpeak site is not being able to watch

>the Mean Girls making mincemeat out the Hawk week after week.

>There, of course, he called himself Buzzard or something.

>Whichever, a very nasty bird!)

 

 

HAHAHAHA!, DREAM ON! I'm not minced, and no queen ever born has sharp enough claws to mince me into anything, either vegan or meat based!

 

Gee, all this "psycotherapy" from someone whose handle is Hed4str8??? Doesn't that handle say it all???? Very, very nasty and sadly pathetic when one is so disgusted with himself that he can't admit he's gay, to the point that he not only can give head to straight men only but actually uses that psychosis as a handle for the entire gay community to scorn! :-(

[VaHawk]

"Thanks, I needed that."

 

No SURPRISE, at least on this end, that this post is all it takes for you! WTF, is your GOOGLE button broken??? :o

 

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!, Don't let it be broken!!! I'm SOOOOOO looking forward to those under the short shots of naked college basketball boys, from the camcorders hidden in their socks! :-(

[VaHawk]

>VAHawk's last three outbursts prove (if proof were needed)

>that creatures of his ilk often say all there is to be said

>about them in their very own words. No further comment could

>ever top them.

 

How ludicrous, or is that Ludacris??? that someone whose shoulders are shaped by wire hangers, should call someone a "creature"??

>

>(Speaking of monikers, what sort of prey does a gay hawk go

>hunting for, I wonder.)

 

At least a hawk hunts in the daytime and not in the darkness, like the kind found in a closet. HOLY BATMAN!

 

A hawk, the straight ones, the bi ones, and the gay ones all hunt the same kind of prey - young and tender, but they will settle for old and tough when the hunger is gnawing at the gut.

 

Either way, or any way, a hawk is true to his nature, and will never die without a fight until the very last feather is plucked.

 

Wire hanger birds??? Well, I don't know, as I can only guess that they only hunt prey that will untwist their necks/heads, so that they can pretend that they are straight wires??? Untwisted wire hangers? Don't those always end up discarded in the trash, as they have been deemed as totally useless to anyone????