Alliteration Always Attracts An Audience

[+ Lucky]

As you may have noticed, I like to play around with words sometimes when I title my post. Here's one I found when doing an internet search that I thought was pretty good:

 

BISEXUAL BUTTPLUG BITER BARRY BOUWSMA BETRAYS BASIC BESTIALITY BY

BUGGERING BULGARIAN BATH BOYS' BEHINDS !!!

 

 

Anyone want to try to top that?

[AdamSmith]

Here's a close contender, from the cover of Lenny Bruce's first book, Stamp Help Out:

 

See...shame. See...shame sell. See...shame sell sea shells at the shim sham!

 

http://www.acequiabooksellers.com/815385.html

[VaHawk]

Just for you:

 

LATELY, LUST LED LAZY LOOSE LITTLE LOUIE LASCIVIOUSLY LICKING LUCKY’S LOLLIPOP, LEAVING LATEST LOVER LONELY, LAMENTING LOVE LOST, LOOKING LEEWARD, LEST LIFE LIMITS LONGING LAST LIGHT, LEWD LOSERS' LOT :7

[OneFinger]

This has got to be your best post!!

 

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"We need to have more respect for each other. Things have just gone really crazy, out of control. ... We're on a very weird kind of cycle." Stevie Wonder

[+ Lucky]

hehehehe...thanks, Hawk! !

[+ deej]

All of these sound like email subject lines I see in my spam filter every day.

[+ Lucky]

deej, sometimes I think you just need to take some Gas-X. It will make you feel better.

[Guest skrubber]

Not even going to try.

[+ Lucky]

so get off the stage then

[N.N.]

Wilbur H. FRIEDMAN, Plaintiff-Appellant, v. Thomas B. FERGUSON,

Director, Department of Animal Control, a state actor, in his

official and individual capacities; Brett Boe; Carla Coe; Donna

Doe; Frank Foe; Grace Goe; Harry Hoe; State Actors, Advisors To

Defendant Ferguson, In Their Official and Individual Capacities

(identities currently unknown); Marta Moe; Norma Noe; Paula Poe;

Ralph Roe; Sammy Soe; Tommy Toe; Private Individuals Who Conspired

With the Foregoing State Actors (identities currently unknown);

Roger W. Galvin, Chairman, Animal Matters Hearing Board; Vince Voe;

William Woe; Xerxes Xoe; Members of the Animal Matters Hearing

Board, State Actors, In Their Official and Individual Capacities

(identities currently unknown), Defendants-Appellees

 

Friedman v. Ferguson, 850 F.2d 689, 1988 WL 68404 (4th Cir.)

[Guest alanm]

Some great examples. I don't often laugh out loud at the computer, but

this is one of best threads in a long while. (I can not possibly top all alliterations already aired.)

 

Alan