Every Man Does: A Wandering Thought

[+ bashful]

Hahahaha. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e8bd350d-4436-46f6-ba52-2be8a06632e2

 

Yep, cloth gets crusty.

[+ HornyRetiree]

I was 11. I lived on a farm and had seen bulls breed cows and after they dismounted, white stuff pooled on the ground.

 

So when 11, I noticed that when I urinated, there was a white foam. I asked my Mother if that was the white stuff that made babies. She told me to ask my father. He said no, it was something else. End of discussion.

 

I had the information I needed:) something else, besides urine, could come out of my penis.

 

Hmmmmm - I knew how a cow’s teat was milked to get milk SO I JUST used the same motion to “milk” my penis:) felt good! Felt better and better and I ejaculated — clear liquid that flew to the end of the tub (was taking a bath and used soap as lube)

 

Proud w/ myself for figuring it out, it became a several times a day activity. Semen soon was white.

[bostonman]

I remember playing with myself as a kid, but I didn't understand the idea of the classic back-and-forth motion until a neighbor boy showed me, when I was about 13 1/2.

 

By that time I knew I was interested in guys, though I didn't officially decide to call myself "gay" until I came out in the summer before my senior year in high school. But back to the story - this neighbor boy was a slightly older teen. I was going through puberty but wasn't ejaculating yet (no wet dreams that I was aware of either), and he and I had already done the "show and tell" thing once lol - and so somehow I wound up asking him if he could shoot cum yet, and what it was like. He was willing to show me. I watched as he stroked himself - it was amazing to watch, and of course it was an instant learning curve in how to masturbate.

 

One fun memory I have is that while he stroked with his right hand, he had his left hand up on his chest, near his heart. I asked him why he was doing that, and he said because he liked to feel his heartbeat. I thought that was cute. And sexy too.

 

He didn't cum for me that time - well, he got himself to the edge, and let a little stuff ooze out, but he was afraid to make a mess lol. But this wasn't the only time we did this, and the next time he went all the way and let me see it, aiming it onto his tummy and chest, wiping it up with kleenex after. Seeing that first cumshot was a pretty powerful image.

 

In another after school meeting with him, around the time I turned 14, he wound up helping me shoot MY cum for the first time. That was, of course, an even more powerful experience - one I will of course never forget.

[Bearofdistinction]

I'm curious (wish I could do a voting-poll thingie on here):

 

How many of yinz figured out masturbation on your own? How many were shown how it works?

 

I'll start: The Kid Across the Alley showed me what to do. Took awhile before I came, though.

 

PLEASE - Started Fucking the Hot Water Bottle at 10 even before I could shoot -- But could definitely orgasm ---- Ahhhhhhhhhh --- Oooooohhhhhhhhh -- Fuck Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah -

[bostonman]

PLEASE - Started Fucking the Hot Water Bottle at 10 even before I could shoot -- But could definitely orgasm ---- Ahhhhhhhhhh --- Oooooohhhhhhhhh -- Fuck Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah -

 

I'm actually really envious of you guys who got "dry" orgasms before being able to shoot. I wish that had happened to me...

[+ HornyRetiree]

I'm actually really envious of you guys who got "dry" orgasms before being able to shoot. I wish that had happened to me...

 

WELL I HEAR they, “dry” orgasms, can return at the other endof life:). Based on the way my volume of ejaculate is decreasing, I assume that down the road, years from now, that could be the case.