Pick Up Lines

[+ Avalon]

"Are you a camera? Because everytime you look at me I smile."

[+ Kman]

my favorite is: "Hey, are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day!"

 

another one: "I want to rearrange the alphabet so I can put "U" and "I" together,"

 

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? "

 

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you,"

[+ Kman]

I lost my number, could I have yours?

 

HA!

[+ Charlie]

I had a friend whose most effective pick-up line was, "I've got a big cock. You wanna fuck?"

[+ Kman]

I had a friend whose most effective pick-up line was, "I've got a big cock. You wanna fuck?"

 

Straight and to the point! it would work on me. really, any cheesy line would.

[Kevin Slater]

I lost my number, could I have yours?

 

"Can I have your number."

"It's in the book."

"OK, what's your name?"

"That's in the book as well."

 

Kevin Slater

[Bearofdistinction]

I had a friend whose most effective pick-up line was, "I've got a big cock. You wanna fuck?"

 

We must have a mutual friend - His other line was

 

"You are looking a little hungry - Why don't you follow me to the bathroom for a Big Hot Protein meal. . ."

[Stormy]

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus