Questions/comments (annoying or not) clients say during small talk...

[marylander1940]

Questions/comments, client say during small talk.

 

Do you cook?

 

How do you like your coffee?

 

Would you ever consider living in another country?

 

Are you right handed or left handed?

[Pulgasari1991]

Do you cook?

At a very basic level

How do you like your coffee?

Made with moka, 1 small spoon of sugar, 1-2 cigarettes. Sometimes milk

Would you ever consider living in another country?

Yes

Are you right handed or left handed?

Right

[marylander1940]

@Pulgasari1991

 

Now can you please share with us the questions (silly or not) you've been asked while small talk?

[Pulgasari1991]

@Pulgasari1991

 

Now can you please share with us the questions (silly or not) you've been asked while small talk?

Have I missed the purpose of the thread?

 

I'll throw in a couple now:

What's your favorite music?

What's your favorite food?

[+ Funguy]

How about:

How do you like your dick rubbed?

Do you like your balls sucked when your dick is being sucked?

How many fingers do you like in your ass?

 

All questions I got from a very very eager man (not boy) escort who wanted to please! And he sure did!!

[+ VictorPowers]

Left handed for one activity.. Personal pleasure Weird but true.

[+ Tarte Gogo]

Where did you grow up? / where is that accent from?

Are you working / studying here?

[MartyB]

Do you know how big your dick is?

 

Were you in porn?

[marylander1940]

How about:

How do you like your dick rubbed?

Do you like your balls sucked when your dick is being sucked?

How many fingers do you like in your ass?

 

All questions I got from a very very eager man (not boy) escort who wanted to please! And he sure did!!

 

That's no small talk... that's work.

[+ Funguy]

That's no small talk... that's work.

 

It may be work but what a turn on, esp when his fingers are lazily tracing lines, closer and closer, ever closer . . .

[LaffingBear]

Have I missed the purpose of the thread?

Purpose? You're online looking for purpose?!?!

 

The only place online you're guaranteed to find purpose is the J&J website.

 

http://www.coupons2yourmailbox.com/images/Purpose%20Bar%20Soap2.jpg

[+ VictorPowers]

Purpose? You're online looking for purpose?!?!

 

The only place online you're guaranteed to find purpose is the J&J website.

 

http://www.coupons2yourmailbox.com/images/Purpose%20Bar%20Soap2.jpg

[+ oldNbusted]

How do you like your coffee?

 

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[gallahadesquire]

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I'm reminded of an early [black|African american] comedy (possibly a spin off of The Jeffersons) where the woman says:

 

I like my men like I like my coffee: Hot; Strong; and Black.

[+ lookingforfunny]

I'm reminded of an early [black|African american] comedy (possibly a spin off of The Jeffersons) where the woman says:

 

I like my men like I like my coffee: Hot; Strong; and Black.

 

Airplane The Movie.

[gallahadesquire]

Airplane The Movie.

 

I do believe you're right. THANK YOU for showing me what a stupid and foolish person I've been.

[marylander1940]

What do you do in between appointments?

 

I didn't ask that, I simply assume folks with plenty of free time run errands. Someone asked that to an escort I know.

[Cyd_StVincent]

Questions/comments, client say during small talk.

 

Do you cook?

 

How do you like your coffee?

 

Would you ever consider living in another country?

 

Are you right handed or left handed?

 

Lol I always am asked about what I'm studying and why, we talk about my pets and where I live. Little questions I think are nice to start to build a context for each other - the questions that are annoying that are asked frequently are:

 

Do your parents accept you?

What is your real name?

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

How long have you been doing this?

[marylander1940]

Someone just told me he was asked:

 

What do you do in between appointments?

[+ VictorPowers]

Someone just told me he was asked:

 

What do you do in between appointments?

Stare blankly at the wall awaiting the next appointment.

[gallahadesquire]

When a potential hire lists "I dunno, I've never measured it", this affirms to me they aren't human . I'm proud of my symmetry : 5 feet 5 inches exact in height, 5 inches short hard in erect length and 5 thick inches hard exact in girth, which is one sixteenth of an inch above average!

 

You sound like the Vitruvian Man

[FTM Zachary Prince]

WHAT'S THE KINKIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE?!

[gallahadesquire]

WHAT'S THE KINKIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE?!

 

My last night in Sydney, I picked up a kid at a bar; took him to my room; and tied him up with all the luggage straps, and gave him a blow job.

 

OH! You were discussing Small Talk! Ooops ...

[+ Funguy]

My last night in Sydney, I picked up a kid at a bar; took him to my room; and tied him up with all the luggage straps, and gave him a blow job.

 

OH! You were discussing Small Talk! Ooops ...

 

That's kinky? Oh, I get it - he was a "kid."

[TruthBTold]

I always think that anything where the other person's most reasonable response is "That's really none of your business" is off limits. (P.S. If you see the same escort more than once or twice, I have found those questions change over time because the relationship changes and becomes more open.)

 

Any question that I could ask the random person who engages me in conversation at the deli counter is OK.

Edited November 22, 2017 by TruthBTold