Tom Cruise: his butt is real, and it is spectacular.

[edjames]

 

Is Tom Cruise padding his butt? That's what all of us wanted to know after writer Alan Hanson first posited his theory that the action star had strapped on a fraudulent posterior in the 2008 film Valkyrie.

 

The evidence (screenshot below) was compelling, and for days, the debate raged on and on, with thousands of people retweeting the conspiracy theory. Now, we finally have an answer from none other than Tom Cruisehimself:

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In an interview with ScreenRant about his new film, American Made, the actor claimed that he had no idea that a conspiracy theory about his butt had overtaken the internet for a few hours. (Yeah, sure you didn't, Tom.) He then proceeded to set the record straight: "There was no prosthetic in Valkyrie. No."

 

Do you believe him? Decide for yourself:

 

hello, please, i present the theory that for one single shot in Valkyrie (2008), at 5:12, tom cruise wears a fake butt. observe:

 

[rogerG]

The guy is seriously worked out. He's known for doing many of his own stunts. I saw him recently in the Mummy. It's an absolutely dreadful movie, but I think he did a nude scene or maybe he was just shirtless. The film was so bad I had trouble staying awake. His body is older, it is showing its age, but the guy is seriously fit. I'm sure his ass is super fine. No padding necessary. He's always had a great ass.

[+ friendofsheila]

I'll do ANYTHING to prolong a discussion of male butts, so I'm going to take a lawyer-like approach.

 

Is it possible Cruise weaseled out of the question by giving a non-answer?

 

You can also say that there are no prosthetics in "The Thomas Crown Affair" and that's because Pierce Brosnan used a butt double.

[+ friendofsheila]

 

 

 

Take a look at Daniel Craig's ass in "Cowboys and Aliens" and then look at his legs. Then look at Cruise's legs.

 

Your honor, the evidence is just not there.

[jjkrkwood]

Whatever, is this really NEWS, or is it FAKE NEWS ?

[Candyman]

His ass real or not. Tom Cruise is a

Real Ass.

[Rudynate]

I've always found his build peculiar-beefy legs and butt, sunken chest and narrow shoulders. Wonderfully handsome, but definitely not somebody who should be doing a lot of bare-chested scenes.

[rogerG]

I'm sure I've had sex with a few jerks in my life. Perhaps some serious assholes. I wouldn't refuse a romp with Tom Cruise if he offered.

[Walker1]

I liked his underwear shot in Top Gun. He is put together well, but somehow never did like him.

[instudiocity]

I do Tom in a heartbeat.

 

His bank account even without a heart.

[+ PapaTony]

https://www.queerty.com/tom-cruise-puts-rumors-rest-20170929

[+ friendofsheila]

https://www.queerty.com/tom-cruise-puts-rumors-rest-20170929

 

That video clip looked AWFUL. It looks like a woman's ass, and NOT in a good way.

 

That's a double.

[+ PapaTony]

That video clip looked AWFUL. It looks like a woman's ass, and NOT in a good way.

 

That's a double.

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Yes it’s awful as is just about everything about Tom Cruise, in my opinion.

 

I think that’s a prosthetic frankly. And yes, most likely a body double. TC likes to claim he does all his own stunts but friends of mine who’ve worked on films with him say he’s actually a big wuss; a primadona who barely gets his hands dirty.

[+ Gar1eth]

I've always found his build peculiar-beefy legs and butt, sunken chest and narrow shoulders. Wonderfully handsome, but definitely not somebody who should be doing a lot of bare-chested scenes.

 

Thinking about Top Gun, I don't remember his chest being particularly sunken. I rather liked the volleyball scene.

 

Gman