3.750 Billion Cocks

[nycguy]

The world's population is about 7.5 billion and about half or 3.75 billion would be guys. How many of them are horned up and shoot loads one, two, three times a day? If that output could be put in barrels and sold like oil, would you buy a barrel a month, turn on the spigot now and then and let the sperm flow?

[LaffingBear]

No.

 

I did some work with a fertility clinic. The frozen sperm liquid nitrogen storage tank failed one weekend. The stench was horrendous Monday.

 

I'll stick with fresh, no matter the quantity, and enjoy its delivery as well.

[escortrod]

I wish there was a nauseated emoji on here.

[Kevin Slater]

I wish there was a nauseated emoji on here.

 

Kevin Slater

[Good Grief]

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[nycguy]

I wish there was a nauseated emoji on here.

 

It was just a fantasy thing, so please get over yourself. And an emoji could never deliver the snarkiness that your words did.

[P Gren]

When finding litter on the street, I would much rather come across a used needle than a used condom ... personal reaction yuck

[+ stevenkesslar]

I wish there was a nauseated emoji on here.

 

Jesus Christ. What is it with you guys?

 

Can we please just stop with this beating around the bush and get it out in the open?

 

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[escortrod]

It was just a fantasy thing, so please get over yourself. And an emoji could never deliver the snarkiness that your words did.

It wasn't intended to be snarky, my genuine reaction to the idea of a barrel full of sperm was to feel nauseated. Sorry if that offends you.

[+ stevenkesslar]

It was just a fantasy thing, so please get over yourself. And an emoji could never deliver the snarkiness that your words did.

 

Speaking only for myself, though, I'm 100 % with you.

 

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Anybody got a gallon-sized jug to spare?

[Kevin Slater]

 

Can we please just stop with this beating around the bush and get it out in the open?

 

Sperm and beating around the bush and sperm in the same thread. Hehe.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ stevenkesslar]

Sperm and beating around the bush and sperm in the same thread. Hehe.

 

Kevin Slater

 

Frankly, I find pubic hair in my teeth to be more distasteful than sperm in my mouth.

 

There, I said it.

 

What's next?

[marylander1940]

The world's population is about 7.5 billion and about half or 3.75 billion would be guys. How many of them are horned up and shoot loads one, two, three times a day? If that output could be put in barrels and sold like oil, would you buy a barrel a month, turn on the spigot now and then and let the sperm flow?

 

[marylander1940]

When finding litter on the street, I would much rather come across a used needle than a used condom ... personal reaction yuck

 

I'm ok with both as long as I don't touch them.

 

Really: at least a used condom meant someone was careful/responsible, a used needle (unless a diabetic used it ) is because someone was doing dugs.

[marylander1940]

The world's population is about 7.5 billion and about half or 3.75 billion would be guys. How many of them are horned up and shoot loads one, two, three times a day? If that output could be put in barrels and sold like oil, would you buy a barrel a month, turn on the spigot now and then and let the sperm flow?

 

No I wouldn't but sperm donors might need to get a new job.

[P Gren]

I'm ok with both as long as I don't touch them.

 

Really: at least a used condom meant someone was careful/responsible, a used needle (unless a diabetic used it ) is because someone was doing dugs.

Probably a clean needle when he/she started. Its about the same precautions taken with both activities. It's not like I want to come across either but a used condom on the street ... yech

[TruthBTold]

As for quantity of sperm, a certain amount i.s swallowed by the more zealous of us. Not all the time, but at certain times. And then some would be deposited in the colon. So, I imagine, there is a certain amount of sperm that is incorporated back into the body in some way and not outside. Would that make a difference?

[bostonman]

I think sperm is always best served straight from the tap. And in fact, I would bet that part of the appeal of it, for most of us, is not just in the substance itself, but also in the shooting of it.

[escortrod]

Sometimes when you flip a coin, it can land on it's side. You failed to take into account the small portion of hermaphrodites in the world's population. Sorry to spring a leak in your sperm barrel.

Also women live longer than men, even in industrialised countries, so it's not 50/50.

[rvwnsd]

Frankly, I find pubic hair in my teeth to be more distasteful than sperm in my mouth....

Now, I look upon that as a little bonus.

 

Regarding sperm, I prefer the artisanal variety fresh from the tap.