Amusing cut/paste from Craig's List, commentary on LA/WeHo...

[JamesK840]

I didn't write it but I've noticed some of these paterns...

 

HEREIN IS THE (UN)OFFICIAL GAY DICTIONARY FOR THE CONFUSED.

 

 

 

1. BAREBACKING: BAREBACKING=CODE WORD FOR HIV+. IT

IS ASSUMED THAT A BARBACKER IS HIV+.

 

2. SWALLOWING LOADS: A HOMOSEXUAL THAT RELISHES THE IDEA OF SWALLOWING ANOTHER'S CUM AND BECOMING HIV+ ASAP. CONSIDERED LOW-RISK WITH PRECAUTIONS. SOME HOMOSEXUAL MALES BELIEVE THAT CUM CONTAINS THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH AND THEY IN TURN WILL BE YOUNG FOREVER. SWALLOWING LOADS MAY BE A FETISH.

 

3 MASSAGE THERAPIST: A HOMOSEXUAL ENGAGED IN PROSTITUTION FOR PROFIT. USUALLY

INVOLVES A 2-WEEK COURSE IN MASSAGE. A MASSAGE THERAPIST

KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING AND IS QUALIFIED TO

SOLVE ALL WORLD PROBLEMS.

 

4. STR8 MALE IN M4M: A SELF-HATING HOMOSEXUAL CLOSETED. OFTEN ENGAGES IN

HETEROSEXUAL ACTS TO ENFORCE HIS MASCULINITY. WILL PRETEND TO HATE A KNOWN OR OBVIOUS HOMOSEXUAL MALE. EXHIBITS OVERTLY EXAGGERATED MANNERS AND TENDS TO BE STUCK IN THE 70'S WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN'S LIBERATION WHICH IS A CLEAR INDICATOR THAT SAID STR8 MAN IS NOT STR8. STR8 MAN MIGHT REPEAT THE WORDS 'STR8 ONLY TODAY' WHEN POSTING. THIS MIGHT NOT ALWAYS BE THE TRUTH.OFTEN IN CREDIT CARD DEBT.

 

5. BISEXUAL IN M4M: A SELF-HATING HOMOSEXUAL CLOSETED.

WILL OFTEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOT HOME BUT NEVER

A BOYFRIEND WHICH CANCELS OUT BISEXUALITY. OFTEN

SERVES AS THE BOTTOM IN LATINO GANG-RAPE SCENES.ADS HAVE WORDS OFTEN SOUNDING LIKE 'JOCK' 'BI' 'COLLEGE STUD' 'GIRLFRIEND NOT HOME' 'NEED TO GET PLOWED BY 4 OR MORE MEN' ETC. CAN BE SEEN WEARING FOOTBALL JERSEYS BEAT-UP JEANS LOAFERS NO SOCKETS TUSSLED HAIR UNSHAVEN MAY EVEN ATTEMPT TO ASSIMILATE INTO THE EURO-TRASH COCAINE-ADDICTED SUNSET BLVD JET-SETTERS CROWD. MAY EVEN WEAR COLOGNE.

 

6. JOCK: A HOMOSEXUAL WHO WORKS OUT IN A GYM. SELDOM IF EVER PARTICIPATED

IN SPORTS OF ANY KIND. A GYM-MEMBERSHIP IS ALL THAT'S NEEDED. STANDARD FAIR IS A WRIST BAND AND GYM BAG FULL OF LUBE AND CONDOMS.

 

7. LA COLLEGE STUDENT: A MIDDLE-AGED HOMOSEXUAL UNDERGRADUATE.

 

8. DISCREET OR DISCRETE: A CHEATING HOMOSEXUAL.

 

9. FRAT BOY: A HOMOSEXUAL WHO HAS NEVER BEEN IN A FRATERNITY OR

COLLEGE, DRESSES ABERCROMBIE&SHIT MAY REFER TO

HIMSELF AS AN ABERCROMBIE BOY. MOST LIKELY A 30-SOMETHING MALE.

WILL PERSUADE YOU TO WATCH FOOTBALL ON TV BEFORE HE KISSES YOU.

ALMOST ALWAYS A BOTTOM.

 

10. WEST HOLLYWOOD TOP: DOES NOT EXIST. CLASSIFIED AS EXTINCT BY THE SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTE OF HUMAN SEXUALITY/HUMAN BEHAVIOR DEPT.

 

11. FOOTBALL PLAYER-BUILT: AN OVERWEIGHT HOMOSEXUAL; STREET TERM IS FAT.

 

12. GWM29: A 30-SOMETHING HOMOSEXUAL MALE.

 

13. PnP: PARTY-AND-PLAY REFERS TO THE UNEMPLOYED AND DRUG-ADDICTED SEGMENT OF THE HOMOSEXUAL POPULATION IN LOS ANGELES.CAN BE EASILY SPOTTED BY THE CUE-BALL SIZE EYEBALLS EXCESSIVE SWEATING PREMATURE WRINKLES WATER-BOTTLE IN BACK POCKET FREQUENT BATHROOM BRAKES. HOMOSEXUALS ENGAGED IN PnP'ING SOMETIMES SPEND DAYS HIGH TRYING TO GET AN ERECTION WITH OTHER LIMP-DICKED MEN. SOME PnP HOMOSEXUALS HAVE UNSAFE SEX.

 

14. HUGE LOAD: REFERS TO THE AMOUNT OR QUANTITY OF SPERM RELEASED UPON

EJACULATION IN MALES. TERM PICKED-UP IN PORN. A TERM DERIVED TO EXCITE SEXUALLY. MOST HOMO'S BEAT OFF TO OFTEN TO HAVE HUGE LOADS.

 

15. NSA: NO-STRINGS-ATTACHED. REFERS TO A HOMOSEXUAL UNABLE TO COMMIT TO ANOTHER FOR THE PURPOSE OF A RELATIONSHIP. OFTEN JADED OR STONE-FACED. MOST NSA POSTERS ARE CRYING THEMSELVES TO SLEEP AT NIGHT DUE TO AN ONGOING FEELING OF LONELINESS AND SADNESS WITH BOUTS OF MANIC-DEPRESSION.

 

16. MARRIED M4M: A SINGLE MALE HOMOSEXUAL NEVER MARRIED. SEEKS NSA-ENCOUNTERS BUT DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE WORD NSA. A SUBSTITUTE FOR NSA. A MARRIED MAN WILL DROP THE MARRIED WORD AND INSERT NSA WHEN HE FIGURES OUT WHAT NSA IS. ALL NSA ADS ARE FORMER MARRIED (NOW DIVORCED FROM THE WORD) MEN.

 

17. SKATER: A PERSON WHO SKATEBOARDS. HOMOSEXUALS DO NOT OWN SKATEBOARDS BUT USE OF THE TERM IMPLIES A STYLE OF DRESS OR CLOTHING. HOMOSEXUALS OFTEN ADMIRE SKATERS THUS ADOPT THE TERM SKATER AS THEIR OWN. USUALLY A 20-SOMETHING HOMOSEXUAL MALE SLENDER OR THIN UNDERWEAR SHOWING JEANS DOWN BELOW THE WAIST. GAY MEN LOVE THIS LOOK AS ITS BEEN ADOPTED BY EVERY OTHER 40-SOMETHING WEST HOLLYWOOD HOMOSEXUAL. HOMOSEXUALS WHO HAVE USED SKATEBOARDS OFTEN END UP HOSPITALIZED WITH BROKEN BONES OR FRACTURES. SKATER IN THE HETEROSEXUAL LA WORLD REFERS TO AN ADULT MALE WHO's ONLY MODE OF TRANSPORTATION IS A SKATEBOARD DUE TO POVERTY.

 

18. VIAGRA/CIALIS/LEVITRA: GODS GIFT TO THE HOMOSEXUAL MALE. OFTEN ABUSED/TAKEN BY THE VAST MAJORITY OF SEXUALLY HEALTHY ADULT HOMOSEXUAL MALES DESPITE NO MEDICAL BASIS. USE OF OFTEN DENIED. IN BARS/NIGHTCLUBS TAKEN 1 HOUR BEFORE BAR CLOSINGS. ALMOST EVERY ADULT MALE IN WEST HOLLYWOOD HAS A LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION

FOR ONE OR THE OTHER DRUG. MAYBE BE USED AS A SUBSTITUTE WHEN STREET DRUGS ARE NOT AVAILABLE.

 

19. BIG COCK: REFERS TO A LARGE PENIS OR LARGE ENDOWMENT. MOST HOMOSEXUAL MALES REFER TO THEIR ORDINARY OR NORMAL ENDOWMENTS AS HUGE COCKS. OFTEN USED SELDOM TRUE. MOST HOMOSEXUAL MALES BECOME OBSESSED WITH LARGE COCKS SPENDING A LIFETIME IN SEARCH OF OTHER HOMOSEXUAL MALES WITH LARGE COCKS. SOME GAY MEN MAY EVEN BELIEVE THE MYTH THAT ALL GAY MEN HAVE LARGE ENDOWMENTS WHEN COMPARED TO THEIR STR8 COUNTERPARTS. A HOMOSEXUAL WILL HAVE MEASURED HIS MEMBER ATLEAST 20,000 TIMES THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE.

 

20. M4M DATING: AN OXYMORON. A TERM USED BY THE PROPER HOMOSEXUAL TO DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM OTHERS HE DEEMS LESS THAN. A MALE LOOKING TO OR FOR A DATE IS LOOKING TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ANOTHER HOMOSEXUAL AND NOTHING MORE. SOME HOMOSEXUALS AFTER SLEEPING WITH MOST CL POSTERS WILL EVENTUALLY AND ANNOYINGLY CHANGE MIDWAY BY ADOPTING THE STANCE 'DOESN'T ANYBODY BESIDES ME DATE! NO LA BASED HOMOSEXUAL SUBSCRIBES TO THE RIDICULOUS PRACTICE OF WAITING FOR THE 2ND OR 3RD DATE BEFORE ENGAGING IN THE UNSAFE SEX THEY MIGHT HAVE WITH EACH OTHER BUT INSTEAD MIGHT AGREE TO GET IT 'OVER' WITH PRIOR TO THE 1ST DATE. SOME HOMOSEXUALS ATTEMPT DATING TO NO AVAIL. DATING IS A SEPARATE SEGMENT OF HOMOSEXUAL LIFE AND SOME CONSIDER IT TABOO OR EVEN DANGEROUS BEHAVIOR.

 

21. MASCULINE MALE: A HOMOSEXUAL WHO PREFERS TO BOTTOM SEXUALLY YET RETAIN HIS SENSE OF MANHOOD. OFTEN USED AS A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE. MAY EXHIBIT UNUSUALLY MASCULINE BEHAVIOR DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE TO MAKE UP FOR HIS INSECURITY.

 

22. DONATION: TERM SUBSTITUTED FOR PAYMENT FOR SEXUAL SERVICES BY WAY OF PROSTITUTION. TERM IS EXTENSIVELY USED ON CL AT THE END OF THE MONTH AS OUT-OF-WORK-ACTORS BECOME DESPERATE FOR MONEY TO PAY RENT. MOST LIKELY A 20-SOMETHING WHO HAS DISCOVERED HIS MEMBER IS LARGER THAN MOST AND WILL POST EVERY 6 MINUTES AS HE IS PROUD TO DISPLAY HIS NEWLY FOUNDED LARGE AND OFTEN PHOTOGRAPHED DICK. MAY NEVER ACTUALLY MEET ANOTHER MALE FOR THE PURPOSE OF THE DONATION.

 

23. VGL: VERY-GOOD-LOOKING. AN ABUSED TERM. OFTEN USED ALMOST NEVER TRUE. THE VAST MAJORITY OF HOMOSEXUAL MALES BUY INTO THE THEORY THAT GAY MEN ARE ALL GOODLOOKING. A WALK THROUGH WEST HOLLYWOOD WILL DISPEL THIS MYTH.

 

24. BUBBLE BUTT: AN ABUSED TERM. OFTEN USED ALMOST NEVER TRUE. REFERS TO A ROUND SHAPELY ASS. A HOMOSEXUAL MALE WILL SAY HE HAS A BUBBLE BUTT. MOST DON'T.

ALMOST ALL BOTTOMS WILL REFER TO THEMSELVES AS HAVING A BUBBLE BUTT DESPITE THE TRUTH.

 

25. LEAN DEFINED BODY: A STARVING DRUG-ADDICTED HOMOSEXUAL;IN REFERENCE TO HIS BODY. LACK OF NUTRITION WILL LEAD TO A LEAN DEFINED BODY. SOME JOCKS (SEE ABOVE

)WILL USE THE TERM LEAN JOCK TO DESCRIBE THEMSELVES NO MATTER WHAT THE ACTUAL TRUTH IS. HOMOSEXUAL ASIANS AND WHITES OFTEN SUBSTITUTE THIS TERM FOR SWIMMERS-BUILT WHICH MEANS SMOOTH HAIRLESS BROAD SHOULDERS TIGHT BODY CLEAN-CUT. THE VAST MAJORITY DO NOT FALL WITHIN THIS DESCRIPTION.

 

26. LTR: LONG-TERM-RELATIONSHIP. AT MOST 34 DAYS.

 

27. 2 HOT GUYS: 2 HOMOSEXUAL DRUG-ADDICTED MALES IN A HOTEL. USUALLY LOOKING FOR ANOTHER HOMOSEXUAL MALE WHO CAN KEEP IT UP OR SUPPLY THEM WITH MORE DRUGS.

 

28. WHITE MALE: CODE WORD FOR WHITE MALE SEEKS OTHER WHITE MALES ONLY NO BLACKS LATINOS ASIANS OR OFF-COLOR MALES OF ANY KIND. IN LA MOST HOMOSEXUAL WHITE MALES HAVE SEEN HOMOSEXUAL ASIANS/BLACKS/HISPANIC MALES BUT LITTLE INTERACTION HAS BEEN SEEN. CURRENTLY THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF ANY WHITE MALES EVER DATING A HOMOSEXUAL MALE OF ANOTHER RACE OR COLOR. A HOMOSEXUAL WHITE MALE CAN GET AWAY WITH OVERT RACISM DUE TO SUPERIOR GOOD LOOKS.

 

29. NORMAL: MAY BE ARMED AND VERY DANGEROUS OFTEN EXHIBITING PSYCHOTIC BEHAVIOR IN A HETEROSEXUAL MANNER OFTEN CLOSETED AND NERVOUS NOTICEABLE TREMORS IN THE HAND SOMETIMES LOOKING FOR 'FRIENDS' TO MOVE IN AND LIVE WITH THEM. CONSIDER CAUTION WHEN APPROACHING.

 

30. MUSCLE GUY: A HOMOSEXUAL WHO USE TO WORK OUT AND IS OFTEN LARGE OR PUFFY. MAY HAVE A CREWCUT OR BEARD AND SPEAKS IN A DEEP VOICE. SELDOM AT THE GYM. WEARS CUTOFF T-SHIRTS AND DEATH-DEFYING TIGHT JEANS EXHIBITS overtly masculine MANNERS SUCH AS A GORILLA-WALK OR GORILLA-STANCE. MAY WEAR MIRRORED-SUNGLASSES.

OFTEN LISTENS TO AND COLLECTS MADONNA AND CHER ALBUMS RELIGIOUSLY. WILL SNEER AT SKINNY GUYS. WILL DRIVE PRISTINE PICKUP TRUCK OR REFER TO ANOTHER MUSCLE GUYS' SUV AS A PICKUP TRUCK. EASILY SPOTTED BY THE HUGE ARMS MASSIVE CHEST RIPPED BACK BULGING NECK AND THIN LEGS.

 

31. ASIAN TOP: NO LONGER EXISTS. EXTINCT. SOME ASIANS REFER TO THEMSELVES AS TOPS DUE TO AN ONGOING INNER BATTLE WITH THEMSELVES DUE TO FAMILY PRESSURES.

ASIANS WILL OFTEN SOOTHE THEMSELVES BY REPEATING THE MANTRA 'ATLEAST I'M A TOP'.

 

32. UCLA: A REFERENCE TO THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LOS ANGELES. A GEOGRAPHIC DESCRIPTION OFTEN USED TO DESCRIBE ONESELF AS IN A UCLA BOY. AN ABUSED TERM. FEW IF ANY POSTERS ATTEND UCLA. SOME LIVE CLOSE BY OR CRUISE UCLA. MAY BE USED WITH ABERCROMBIE&SHIT. OFTEN USED BY 40-SOMETHING 'BOYS'.

 

33. FIRST TIME: MAYBE SUBSTITUTED FOR VIRGIN. WHAT A WEST HOLLYWOOD HOMOSEXUAL WILL USE AFTER THOROUGHLY GOING THREW ALL AVAILABLE MEN IN WEST HOLLYWOOD,CRAIGSLIST,MALE4MALELEATHER,SEXNOW,CRUISE4SEXnOW,ETC INORDER TO ATTRACT MORE MEN FOR SEX. TERM IMPLIES NEW OR FRESH OR NAIVE. OFTEN USED SELDOM TRUE OF A HOMOSEXUAL ADULT MALE. MOST FIRST TIMERS HAVE BEEN WITH HUNDREDS OF OTHER HOMOSEXUAL ADULT MALES SEXUALLY. CRAIGSLIST HAS NEVER SEEN A TRUE FIRST TIMER OR VIRGIN.

 

34. HIV-: REFERS TO ONE'S HIV STATUS. POSTERS WHO USE THE TERM HIV- IMPLY OR BELIEVE THAT HIV DOESN'T LIKE THEM AND WILL NOT INVADE THEIR BODY OR OTHERWISE INFECT THEM. MOST HOMOSEXUAL MALES IN LA DO NOT KNOW THEIR STATUS AND SOME HAVE BECOME ALLERGIC TO THE TEST. OFTEN AND EXTENSIVELY USED MOST LIKELY ABUSED. TERM HAS BEEN USED TO SEPARATE SOME HOMOSEXUALS FROM OTHER HOMOSEXUALS DEEMED INFERIOR OR OF A LESSER QUALITY. AN HIV- MALE WILL POST DAILY AND OFTEN TO SWALLOW ANOTHER'S CUM OR ONLY HAVE UNSAFE SEX WITH OTHER HIV- MALES. MOST POSTS ON CL ARE FROM HIV- MALES WHO DON'T KNOW THEIR ACTUAL STATUS.

 

35. VERSATILE: USE OF IMPLIES SEXUALLY OPEN IN REFERENCE TO POSITIONS; MAY TOP AND BOTTOM. A VERSATILE HOMOSEXUAL WILL WAIT AND SEE HOW ATTRACTIVE THE OTHER HOMOSEXUAL WILL BE BEFORE DECIDING IF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WILL OCCUR BASED ON ATTRACTION. A VERSATILE MALE WILL WAIT AND SEE HOW HOT THE OTHER MALE IS BEFORE DECIDING IF HE WILL ALLOW THE OTHER HOMOSEXUAL TO FUCK HIM. TERM MAY BE USED TO ESCAPE AWKWARD SITUATIONS. CURRENTLY THERE ARE NO VERSATILE HOMOSEXUALS IN THE LA AREA.

 

36. SURFER: A HOMOSEXUAL WHO RIDES OCEAN WAVES. DOES NOT EXIST. HOMOSEXUALS ADOPT THE TERM WHEN THEY SEE SURFERS AND THE IMAGE THEY PROJECT. A HOMOSEXUAL MAY ADOPT THIS TERM BY MERELY GOING TO ANY BEACH AND WATCHING A SURFER SURF FOR 5 MINUTES THUS THEY TOO BECOME A SURFER. OFTEN WILL BUY SURFER CLOTHING AND ADOPT A SURFER ATTITUDE BLEACHING HAIR IS COMMON AS IS LOOKING BORED EVERYWHERE. HOMOSEXUALS DO NOT WEAR BOARD-SHORTS AS THESE SURFER CLOTHING-OF-CHOICE COVER TO MUCH OF THE BODY. SALT WATER IS A NO NO .

 

37. 18 YEARS OLD: A 24 YEAR OLD HOMOSEXUAL.

 

38. 20-SOMETHING HOMOSEXUAL: A 30 YEAR OLD HOMOSEXUAL.

 

39. HOUSEBOY: A YOUNG HOMOSEXUAL UNEMPLOYED DRUG-ADDICTED HIGH-SCHOOL DROPOUT LOOKING TO LIVE GRAND ON THE BUDGET OF ANOTHER OLDER MORE SUCCESSFUL GAY MALE SOLELY ON HIS LOOKS. HOUSEBOYS HAVE SPECIAL TALENTS IN HOUSECLEANING POLISHING RECORD-KEEPING SMOKING ORGANIZING STEALING CONNIVING SWEEPING WASHING THIEVING CREDIT CARD FRAUD AUTO-THEFT DRUG-DEALING.

 

40. MODEL: AN UNEMPLOYED HOMOSEXUAL WHO HAS ADOPTED THE SUCCESSFUL STANCE AND LOOK OF A MODEL PRIOR TO BEING DISCOVERED. HOMOSEXUALS CAN BECOME MODELS BY MERELY MOVING TO LA AND WANTING TO BE A MODEL. NO EXPERIENCE IS NEEDED TO BE A MODEL. OFTEN THE MODEL WILL PARTY AT THE ABBEY WITH A LARGE DRINK IN A STANCE RESEMBLING CONSTIPATION AND STRANGULATION. GAP IS THE PRIMARY CLOTHING OF CHOICE IN DEFAULT DUE TO POVERTY.

 

41. UNDERWEAR FETISH: A HOMOSEXUAL WHO WEARS WOMEN'S UNDIES AND THONGS.

 

42. FREE-BALLING: WHEN A HOMOSEXUAL MALE WEARS NO UNDERWEAR. AS IN I'M IN THE ALLEY FREE-BALLING LOOKING FOR OTHERS TOO. FREE-BALLING MAY BE CONSIDERED A SPORT OR LEISURE-TIME ACTIVITY BY THE LA BASED HOMOSEXUAL MALE. OUTSIDE OF LA FREE-BALLING IS NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR DUE TO HOT WEATHER OR COMFORT OR BOTH.

 

43. TUBE SOCKETS: A PROPER HOMOSEXUAL DOES NOT OWN THIS. EVER.

 

44. MILITARY MAN: A HOMOSEXUAL WHO WEARS FATIGUES.

 

45. NUT: IN REFERENCE TO THE ACT OF EJACULATION: A VERB. AN LA HOMOSEXUAL WILL USE THE WORD NUT LIKE 'I NEED TO NUT MY 5 DAY LOAD NOW WITH ANOTHER HOT BI SKATER HUNG HUGE G/F NOT HOME'.

 

46. PREPPIE: WHAT A HOMOSEXUAL BECOMES WHEN HE PUTS VANITY FAIR OR DETAILS MAGAZINE DOWN FOLLOWED BY A SHOPPING TRIP TO RALPH LAUREN. A HOMOSEXUAL MAY BECOME A PREPPIE PRIOR TO THE SHOPPING TRIP. CLOTHING WORN. A STYLE OFTEN ABUSED BY THE HETEROSEXUAL MALE BUT NEVER EVER TAKEN FOR GRANTED BY THE PROPER HOMOSEXUAL WHO WILL ADOPT THE STYLE AND MANNER OF THE OLD-MONEY'ED SET SO HE TO CAN BE OLD MONEY. ACTUALLY HAVING MONEY OR OLD-WORLD MANNERS/STYLE NEED NOT BE

A REQUIREMENT AND OFTEN IS NOT. A PREPPIE HOMOSEXUAL MIGHT DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM OTHERS HE DEEMS OF LESSER QUALITY. A PREPPIE IS MORTIFIED OF LeTigre shirts. SOME PREPPIES ARE ALSO MORTIFIED OF THEIR FAMILIES AND MAY SHUN THEM. A PREPPIE WILL ATTEMPT TO ONLY COLLECT OTHER PREPPIES AS FRIENDS. PREPPIES WILL COLLECT BEAT-UP EXPENSIVE FURNITURE. A WEATHER-BEATEN BMW IS MANDATORY. BLAZERS AND POLO SHIRTS ARE STANDARD FAIR. NOTHING SCARES A PREPPIE MORE THAN A CELEBRITY DUE TO THE ATTENTION THEY GARNER. PREPPIES MAY EXHIBIT HATEFUL ATTITUDES TOWARDS THE HOLLYWOOD-SET OR ANY OTHER GROUP THAT ERODES ATTENTION FROM THEM. THE HOMOSEXUAL PREPPIE MAY COLLECT EXPENSIVE LIQUOR NEVER USED. THE PROPER STANCE MUST BE ADOPTED IN RECORD TIME TO BE A PROPER HOMOSEXUAL PREPPY. A PREPPIE MAY DELETE HIS FORMER RESUME AND SUBSTITUTE IT WITH REFERENCE TO BOARDING SCHOOLS NEVER ATTENDED AND JOBS NEVER ASSUMED AND SUMMER VACATIONS NEVER MADE. A VISIT TO MARTHA'S VINEYARD IS MANDATORY DURING THE SUMMER. PREPPIES ARE ALLERGIC TO DIRT, LONGHAIR, BLACK CLOTHING, ANYTHING FROM GAP, POLYESTER, SILK, CADILLACS, RAP, ETHNIC-THINGS, TIDY-WHITIES, THONGS, CHEAP BEER, PUBLIC SCHOOLING, ANYTHING PUBLIC, MALLS. A PROPER HOMOSEXUAL PREPPIE WILL CHANGE HIS NAME TO CHIP, WILLIAM, TOD, JOCK, PETER. PREPPIES WILL OFTEN USE TERMS LIKE SUMMERING SLUMMING DRINKING SCHOOLING INTERNING FALLING RIDING. A PROPER PREPPIE HOMOSEXUAL NEVER TALKS ABOUT SEX.

 

47. HAIRY: WHAT HOMOSEXUALS SPEND A LIFETIME GETTING RID OF. HAIR IS MORTIFYING ANY WHERE BUT ON ONE'S HEAD. INREFERNCE TO A DISEASE AFFECTING HOMOSEXUAL MALES. A SKIN CONDITION. EXCESSIVE GROWTH. LA HOMOSEXUALS HAVE BEEN KNOW TO DECLARE WAR ON HAIR.

 

 

 

 

DOES THIS CLARIFY SOME MISCONCEPTIONS HERE ON CL?

[trilingual]

I'm not amused. I'm sure everyone who's gay knows what almost all of those terms mean. This was written by some someone homophobic; it just drips contempt for every type of "homosexual." Bleah! x(

[BobbyThompson]

I don't think it's offensive, I think it's HILARIOUS.

The person who wrote it just seems to have spent too much time in M4M chat rooms. Seems more harsh than homophobic.

 

Thanks for posting that!

[JT Brooklyn]

IMHO..Actually alot of it is.. right on the money..Hopefully the "thin skinned" will not take it too seriously.Think of it as a "Long" David Letterman List! LOL :+

[JamesK840]

Just found this one in CL 'best of'...

 

Join my GAY street gang! - m4mm - 25

 

Are you tough? Violent? Rough around the edges? You can't be kept down? Do you think Jennifer Hudson is totally a better diva than Fantasia and you'd kick anyone's ass who disagrees?

 

I'm starting up a gay gang! We'll do all the things that tough street gangs do (pick fights, steal wallets, critique b-list actresses on the red carpet) but we'll be comprised of gay men!

 

Now this gang isn't fancy-pansy like the ones in West Side Story. Wait, who am I kidding? It's EXACTLY like West Side Story. Only this time, Tony and Chino will have the cajones to actually get together, instead of wasting time on Natalie Wood (whose only good performance was in Rebel Without a Cause there I said it).

 

To join you'll have to pass a rigorous test. We can't tell you our gang name or our colors yet (and they change according to the Helmut Lang line), so you'll meet us at an undisclosed location near the Santa Monica pier.

 

First, you have to find an unsuspecting straight couple (preferably on a date) and mug them. Take their money, but only grab the wallet or purse if it is Burberry, Fendi, or something comparable. And be sure to mention that you thought [insert whatever the girl was wearing] went out two years ago.

 

Second, you have to mastermind a huge drug sale. This will be unbelievably easy, since you'll do it with E in the bathroom of The Abbey.

 

Third, you will be forced to get in a fight with one of the other gang hopefuls. The rest of us will be watching as you wrestle around, and you should be sure to tear some clothing and throw in a few light kisses and moans.

 

So if you're tough enough, just email me and we can start our gang. It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, as long as you are attractive and have a great body.

[Guest ncm2169]

Hilarious James!! :+

 

Tri, no offense, but methinks you need to grow some skin. }(

[+ Hoover42]

Hmmm, looks like a posting from a frustrated, self-hating, West Hollywood bottom.

 

...Hoover

 

p.s. Go ahead, say it...

[trilingual]

I think James's post is funny! The thing from Craig's List is just too bitter and self-hating to tickle my funny bone.

[JamesK840]

They're both from Craig's list, all I did was copy them over...

 

The 'best of' craigslist can be very amusing, I highly recommend it to anybody who's already read all the posts of interest in m4m, done searches for jock, boy, boi, m4m in the erotic services section, and is waiting for his own post to show up and start generating replies...

 

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/