KFC Colonel Sanders romance novel for Mothers Day

[Nvr2Thick]

http://thegrapevine.theroot.com/kfc-has-published-a-colonel-sanders-romance-novel-in-ho-1794953727

 

 

The promo video is worth a watch:

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/05/04/17/3FF0D17900000578-4474292-image-a-21_1493915662758.jpg

 

Edited May 8, 2017 by Nvr2Thick

[+ bashful]

KFC has really done well by hiring their current marketing/advertising firm (if they are the creators of this). I also loved it when they introduced the "extra crispy" Colonel (the perpetually tanned George Hamilton).

[rvwnsd]

Very funny. Makes me want some meaty, juicy thighs and creamy cole slaw.

[+ poolboy48220]

mmm...original recipe, but I'm a white meat guy.

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KFC Colonel Sanders

KFC has really done well by hiring their current marketing/advertising firm (if they are the creators of this). I also loved it when they introduced the "extra crispy" Colonel (the perpetually tanned George Hamilton).

Very funny. Makes me want some meaty, juicy thighs and creamy cole slaw.

mmm...original recipe, but I'm a white meat guy.

KFC will give $11,000 to first baby born on Sept. 9 who’s named Harland

 

If you have a baby on Sept. 9, Kentucky Fried Chicken might just give you $11,000.

 

But KFC isn’t giving money away to just any baby. There are two big catches:

 

First, you must name your precious baby Harland, in honor of KFC’s Col. Harland Sanders.

Second, your baby must be the first Harland born in America on Sept. 9. This isn’t a clucking joke, people.

 

The first baby born whose legal first name is Harland between midnight and 11:59 p.m. Eastern time (or the equivalent in other time zones) on Sept. 9 will get an $11,000 college donation. Why $11,000 you might ask? Because of KFC’s 11 herbs and spices, of course.

 

If you’re willing to gamble with your child’s first name, bookmark https://www.kfc.com/babyharland. The entry site will go live on Sept. 9 and stay open for 30 days. Parents must submit name, date and time of their baby’s birth (via birth certificate, hospital records or other official record) along with their contact information.

 

KFC’s baby-naming promotion is held in honor of founder Sanders’ 128th birthday. The fried-chicken behemoth was displeased that the name Harland ranked only 3,257 among the most common baby names in America. (At that point, wouldn’t it be easier to include it among the least common names?)

 

“Even though vintage names are making a comeback, our iconic founder’s name was dwindling in popularity, and we couldn’t just stand idly by and let that happen,” said Andrea Zahumensky, KFC U.S. chief marketing officer. “We hope that this birthday celebration honors the Colonel and encourages the next generation of people aspiring to live the American dream.”

[+ Avalon]

KFC will give $11,000 to first baby born on Sept. 9 who’s named Harland

 

If you have a baby on Sept. 9, Kentucky Fried Chicken might just give you $11,000.

 

But KFC isn’t giving money away to just any baby. There are two big catches:

 

First, you must name your precious baby Harland, in honor of KFC’s Col. Harland Sanders.

Second, your baby must be the first Harland born in America on Sept. 9. This isn’t a clucking joke, people.

 

The first baby born whose legal first name is Harland between midnight and 11:59 p.m. Eastern time (or the equivalent in other time zones) on Sept. 9 will get an $11,000 college donation. Why $11,000 you might ask? Because of KFC’s 11 herbs and spices, of course.

 

If you’re willing to gamble with your child’s first name, bookmark https://www.kfc.com/babyharland. The entry site will go live on Sept. 9 and stay open for 30 days. Parents must submit name, date and time of their baby’s birth (via birth certificate, hospital records or other official record) along with their contact information.

 

KFC’s baby-naming promotion is held in honor of founder Sanders’ 128th birthday. The fried-chicken behemoth was displeased that the name Harland ranked only 3,257 among the most common baby names in America. (At that point, wouldn’t it be easier to include it among the least common names?)

 

“Even though vintage names are making a comeback, our iconic founder’s name was dwindling in popularity, and we couldn’t just stand idly by and let that happen,” said Andrea Zahumensky, KFC U.S. chief marketing officer. “We hope that this birthday celebration honors the Colonel and encourages the next generation of people aspiring to live the American dream.”

 

Sounds okay. The child won't have to be called that. It beats a Mexican restaurant I heard about where they would give a free meal everyday to people who had their logo tattooed.

 

One of my favorite episodes of the old "Dick Van Dyke Show" was where they explained to Richie why his middle name was Rosebud.

 

Harland could be - Henry Albert Robert Lawrence Alexander Nicholas David.

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Mario Lopez is a finger-lickin’ good Colonel Sanders in ‘Recipe’ movie

 

 

What … the actual … cluck?!

 

Sprinkled in with 11 secret herbs and spices, “Saved by the Bell” star Mario Lopez is serving up a big bucket of finger-lickin’ good lovin’ as none other than Kentucky Fried Chicken’s signature spokesman, Colonel Harland Sanders.

 

Deep-fried by forbidden flames, sizzling hot and juicy Lopez — coiffed with the Colonel’s unmistakable silver comb-over and well-groomed goatee — steams up the small screen as a saucy chef with the hots for his evil, albeit well-to-do boss’ daughter in Lifetime’s original mini-movie “A Recipe for Seduction.”

 

Turning up the heat with “mystery, suspense, deception, and ‘fowl’ play,” the 15-minute romance comes as a creative collaboration between KFC and Lifetime in an effort to gift consumers with the “perfect distraction” from all things 2020 this holiday season.

 

And online lovers of Lopez, 47, are eating his sexy Sanders up!

 

“LIFETIME IS RELEASING A HORNY KFC MOVIE STARRING MARIO LOPEZ AS COLONEL SANDERS I WILL NEVER RECOVER,” an enthused tweeter exclaimed on Twitter. “I don’t like KFC, Lifetime movies, or Mario Lopez, but together-magic. Thank you 2020!,”tweeted another.

 

Colonel Sanders’ Southern-gent swag was previously remixed toward sex god vibes for Mother’s Day in 2017, when KFC released the romantic novella “Tender Wings of Desire,”starring the fried chicken joint’s mustached mascot as a muscle-bound lover boy.

 

Lopez as Colonel Sanders in “A Recipe For Seduction” premieres Sunday, Dec. 13, at 12 p.m. ET/PT on Lifetime.