What do you do to clean out?

[Rudynate]

I find our culture more open to sexual conversation and experimentation. I know you were making a joke, but you may be right. I do not know whether or not it is standard, but it is a very popular practice, and I love its denomination: Beso Negro (Black Kiss). So melodramatically nastily Latin!

 

I guess I need to play with more Latins.

[Bearofdistinction]

There's a lot of conflicting advice. I've read blogs and articles recommending laxatives, and others recommending Immodium. I don't know whether it has helped or whether it's become my ritualistic equivalent of "lucky socks" but I take an Immodium tablet in the morning if I'm planning to meet a top that evening.

 

As you noted, things don't always work out. There have been times when I can't douche clean no matter what. If I get to the fourth or fifth rinse it's probably not going to happen.

 

Seriously -- You should talk to your doctor about this issue -- It sounds like you have a very slow digestive track and this makes you potentially more at risk for other stomach troubles -- there are

prescription medications that do not make you go -- but stimulate the muscles in the intestine to move things along a little faster

[Nvr2Thick]

A complete solution would probably involve both a laxative and imodium. The laxative to clean out and then the imodium to maintain the current cleaned-out condition. Laxatives are asking for trouble. If you don't have experience with the particular laxative, you could be in for a surprise, like Chuckball was.

 

Seriously -- You should talk to your doctor about this issue -- It sounds like you have a very slow digestive track and this makes you potentially more at risk for other stomach troubles -- there are

prescription medications that do not make you go -- but stimulate the muscles in the intestine to move things along a little faster

 

I believe that you're overthinking things. There's always a tendency to overanalyze on social media and excessively scrutinize comments for the sake of offering advice. The ability to douche clean is usually a function of what you've eaten, and how recently you've eaten. There have been plenty of times when I've been able to clean out on short notice for a hookup. When I'm anticipating a meeting with an escort I've been looking forward to I try to reduce the variables that would cause things to not work out. That means eating a sensible, digestible, non-greasy breakfast, maybe a light lunch, and probably an Immodium to firm things up.

[jawjateck]

I could:

-schedule a top minimum 9 days in advance

-within 24 hours of scheduling the appointment, do the grocery shopping for the next week's horrendous diet

-for 7 days, consume everything that is yucky, fibrous, and gross

-the day before, switch to a soft diet, clear liquids, soups, gelatin, etc and take a laxative(s) get everything moving on out

-the day of the appointment, switch to clear liquids only, take imodium, clean up, douche, shower wand at least 2 hours in advance, scrub-a-dub-dub everywhere

-meet companion, try to have a good time, but fret every moment that an accident or secretion may occur

-thank the provider for his top-notch service and compensate him according to the contract

-locate the nearest medical facility to get checked out for the hell I put my body and mind through

 

OR I could:

-do it if everything seems like a go OR do something else and have fun doing that.

 

Hmmmmm.......decisions......decisions.......

[Bearofdistinction]

I could:

-schedule a top minimum 9 days in advance

-within 24 hours of scheduling the appointment, do the grocery shopping for the next week's horrendous diet

-for 7 days, consume everything that is yucky, fibrous, and gross

-the day before, switch to a soft diet, clear liquids, soups, gelatin, etc and take a laxative(s) get everything moving on out

-the day of the appointment, switch to clear liquids only, take imodium, clean up, douche, shower wand at least 2 hours in advance, scrub-a-dub-dub everywhere

-meet companion, try to have a good time, but fret every moment that an accident or secretion may occur

-thank the provider for his top-notch service and compensate him according to the contract

-locate the nearest medical facility to get checked out for the hell I put my body and mind through

 

OR I could:

-do it if everything seems like a go OR do something else and have fun doing that.

 

Hmmmmm.......decisions......decisions.......

 

You Forgot the Brillo Pad and the Ajax Cleanser!

[LADoug1]

Its name is 'How to properly use an anal douche'

 

Can you access www.manhub.com?

 

Found it. Had to do a search. Thanks. Helpful information although the jackoff stuff was unnecessary.

[+ Axiom2001]

I use the red bulb for 1/2 an hour; apparently it has helped tremendously, for I haven't had an unforeseen problems. ...have used the shower device as well, but as another mentioned, it's a "pain in the arse" to transport.

 

But my preferred method for douching is using a bidet if one is available. ...like the feeling of the tepid water jetting upwards and into that "special chunnel!" ...wish this object was available in bathrooms in the better hotels in this country (USA).

 

I eat the right foods the day before as well as the day of; thus this helps tremendously.

[+ GregM]

I guess I need to play with more Latins.

 

We are quite fun.

 

Hugs,

Greg

[ChrisWydeman]

I remember I read in a post saying it will take more than 1 hour for him to clean out.

It usually only takes me 15-20 minutes.

I wonder what he does when cleaning out, why is it so long?

That was probably one of my posts that your referring to. I generally take about 30-60 minutes to clean out depending on what I have eaten over the course of 24 hours. The reason it takes so long is that I'm doing a very deep clean out. I don't want to be a shitty kitty when i do get fucked or fisted. The kind of clean out i'm talking about is what I have, and many other people who have shot porn do. Better to spend an hour in shower cleaning out so you don't ruin the mood with a mud slide. Having a shower shot with a long nozzle is a must have for every man who likes something up his butt. I can't understate what a game changer a shower shot is for butt sex.

 

If your curious about the details of cleaning out I have found this is a helpful guide. Its was written for fisters but there is some valuable advice in there worth reading for anyone who bottoms.

 

http://handballacademy.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/SAOF_Final_web.pdf

[Good Grief]

Never...

 

The Sparkling Laxative.

 

Not Champagne, not prosecco, not cava. Pretty much deadly and ongoing.

 

[BabyBoomer]

Never...

 

The Sparkling Laxative.

 

Not Champagne, not prosecco, not cava. Pretty much deadly and ongoing.

 

 

That's what I drank to prep for my colonoscopy.

 

~ Boomer ~

[Good Grief]

That's what I drank to prep for my colonoscopy.

 

~ Boomer ~

 

And your MD and the techs were, no doubt, grateful.

 

I tried it years ago before a hire....bad idea. Not much time spent together.

[Rudynate]

That's what I drank to prep for my colonoscopy.

 

~ Boomer ~

 

 

You got off easy. I just had a colonoscopy today. The prep involved (1) dulcolax tabs followed by (2) a full bottle of Mira lax over 10 hours , all chased by (3) a bottle of mag citrate.

[Rudynate]

That was probably one of my posts that your referring to. I generally take about 30-60 minutes to clean out depending on what I have eaten over the course of 24 hours. The reason it takes so long is that I'm doing a very deep clean out. I don't want to be a shitty kitty when i do get fucked or fisted. The kind of clean out i'm talking about is what I have, and many other people who have shot porn do. Better to spend an hour in shower cleaning out so you don't ruin the mood with a mud slide. Having a shower shot with a long nozzle is a must have for every man who likes something up his butt. I can't understate what a game changer a shower shot is for butt sex.

 

If your curious about the details of cleaning out I have found this is a helpful guide. Its was written for fisters but there is some valuable advice in there worth reading for anyone who bottoms.

 

http://handballacademy.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/SAOF_Final_web.pdf

 

 

Actually, I wish I could do it in just an hour.

[manderville]

This has been my routine lately. Pure for Men daily (2 capsules 2x/day). Day before mostly fiber. Try to eat light for dinner and usually not after 6 pm. Perhaps small Starbucks Oatmeal for breakfast. Take Immodium in morning. Do the shower thingy for about an hour (perhaps too long?) approx 2 hours before appt. Immodium again 1 hr. before appt. Last little rinse in rectum to freshen.

 

A couple of times lately, still had a small bit of tiny particles after playing. Depresses and embarasses me. I am a Size Queen. What am I doing wrong? Why does it take someone 20 minutes and I still can't be confident after all sorts of prep. I realize this may be too much info. and a bit embarrassed to admit, but love bottoming and want to continue to do it.

 

Could I be using too much water?

 

Help guys!

[caliguy]

Good ol metamucil does the job for me. Take it right before breakfast and maybe even lunch and 100% works.

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[manderville]

Good ol metamucil does the job for me. Take it right before breakfast and maybe even lunch and 100% works.

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But I'm already using Pure for Men which is very similar to MetaMucil.

[Mydavid]

But I'm already using Pure for Men which is very similar to MetaMucil.

When do you make a bowel movement before the appointment?

When and how often do you usually make it?

[manderville]

Usually at least one and when using Pure can be two or three a day. Day off appt usually a couple of hours prior.

[TruthBTold]

Just for general use, the person who does my colonoscopies recommended Benefiber. Totally dissolvable and can't be tasted. Makes you regular but still have to do something else if you want to be positive on a certain day.

[+ MasssageGuy]

You got off easy. I just had a colonoscopy today. The prep involved (1) dulcolax tabs followed by (2) a full bottle of Mira lax over 10 hours , all chased by (3) a bottle of mag citrate.

 

Here is a GREAT "Bowel Prep Shuffle"....

 

[rvwnsd]

Here is a GREAT "Bowel Prep Shuffle"....

 

Brilliant! Thank you for posting.

[+ OliverSaks]

I'm just spitballing here, but I would guess that some of ya'll (50+s and up) probably have some degree of diverticular disease, which may affect the sigmoid colon and even portions of rectum. This might allow little bits of fluid / shit to get trapped even after heavy douching / hosing and evacuating (which could leak out with play / movement / position changed)

 

Diverticular disease is super common as people age - I'm not sure of rectosigmoid junction and how far water reaches, but I'm just thinking out loud.

 

I pray I'm not just full of shit.

PS People on plant-based diets don't get diverticula!

[Despardo]

What I have found troublesome (and often confounding) is the matter of timing. After an enema or a thorough shower attachment douche, there is generally a period of, well, instability which can last a couple hours. I met someone who recommended a combination of douching and pills for diarrhea--one to loosen things up and the other to firm them up again. Still, the problem is still a matter of timing. Prepping for a colonoscopy was very effective, but that took 3 days!!! Fortunately, these days I am content with less problematic sexual activities. I always was more into oral anyway. Some things are just more trouble than they are worth.

[LADoug1]

This has been my routine lately. Pure for Men daily (2 capsules 2x/day). Day before mostly fiber. Try to eat light for dinner and usually not after 6 pm. Perhaps small Starbucks Oatmeal for breakfast. Take Immodium in morning. Do the shower thingy for about an hour (perhaps too long?) approx 2 hours before appt. Immodium again 1 hr. before appt. Last little rinse in rectum to freshen.

 

A couple of times lately, still had a small bit of tiny particles after playing. Depresses and embarasses me. I am a Size Queen. What am I doing wrong? Why does it take someone 20 minutes and I still can't be confident after all sorts of prep. I realize this may be too much info. and a bit embarrassed to admit, but love bottoming and want to continue to do it.

 

Could I be using too much water?

 

Help guys!

 

 

So much effort! I sympathize with you.