Brownies NOT made by Betty Crocker

[BewareofNick]

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

 

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

 

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

 

The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

 

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

 

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

 

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.

 

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20050309/ap_on_fe_st/teen_prank

[ErikMcAlister]

This is absolutely your best post EVER.

Thank you!

[trilingual]

I'm mystified. What could the three misdemeanors be? The brownies didn't have drugs, they weren't poisonous, they were just "yucky" in the mind of most straight people. Is there a law against giving someone a "yucky" present?

[Guest zipperzone]

>I'm mystified. What could the three misdemeanors be? The

>brownies didn't have drugs, they weren't poisonous, they were

>just "yucky" in the mind of most straight people. Is there a

>law against giving someone a "yucky" present?

 

And how in hell's name did they ever discover that the "glaze" was cum? I'd bet it did not taste any different.

[Rick Munroe]

When I was 18 and living with Derek, he made breakfast for us one day (scrambled eggs, OJ and Thomas' English muffins). As I was about to take a bite out of the muffin, he said, "Wait, I forgot to butter it," stood up, pulled out his dick, and jerked off a typically huge Derek load onto it. It sounds funny now as I type it, but at 18 and 19, we found it to be very exciting. I'll never forget what he said when I asked how he thought of doing that: "I've always wanted to see my cum fill up the nooks and crannies." Ah, to be eighteen again. :9

[Steven_Draker]

Rick, do you also have Nutella for your breakfast ? :+

[joel304]

Yep. Disturbing The Peace. Broadly defined and widely used in most states. Here is Idaho's version:

 

 

TITLE 18

CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS

CHAPTER 64

RIOT, ROUT, UNLAWFUL ASSEMBLY,

PRIZE FIGHTING, DISTURBING PEACE

18-6409. DISTURBING THE PEACE. Every person who maliciously and wilfully

disturbs the peace or quiet of any neighborhood, family or person, by loud or

unusual noise, or by tumultuous or offensive conduct, or by threatening,

traducing, quarreling, challenging to fight or fighting, or fires any gun or

pistol, or uses any vulgar, profane or indecent language within the presence

or hearing of children, in a loud and boisterous manner, is guilty of a

misdemeanor.

[buttnovice]

I hear this kid has a summer job at the Hostess Twinkie factory. You guess what department.

[BewareofNick]

He should start an internet business and sell these brownies online. He could call his business "A Taste of Things to Come"