What Should Clients Avoid?

[+ Kufrol]

As escorts, you've probably had to refrain from correcting or responding negatively to a client's gaff or behavior. What advice do you have for clients to ensure that they don't put their foot in their mouth?

[+ oldNbusted]

I'm interested in this as well, esp since I've not yet arranged an escort session, just a therapeutic massage (it was fantastic), I'm working my way up to it, and the forum has been really helpful. I just read the turn ons/turn offs thread from last year...

[escortrod]

I'm not easily offended, so as long as the perennially socially tricky topics of politics and religion are left alone, I have rarely had a client put his foot in his mouth.

 

My only relevant observation is that clients should be upfront about everything before meeting the escort. As an example, I met somebody for a couple of hours last week. He was a nice guy, and I was familiar with him from Recon (a kink-centred site/app). Unfortunately, however, he was smoking crystal meth. That's not something I do, and I prefer not to meet clients who are doing it, primarily because we end up with completely different energy levels which can make the session much less enjoyable. I've spoken to him since the meet, and without prompting he apologised for using the meth during the session. To me this indicates that he knew I might not be comfortable with it. I would therefore advise that if you have an inkling that an escort may want to be informed about something, then do so.

[DR FREUD]

No problem, put a dick in it.

[MassageDrew]

What exactly is a BF experience? I mean as escorts, what do you guys do for clients? I've only had massages so pardon the ignorance.

[escortrod]

What exactly is a BF experience? I mean as escorts, what do you guys do for clients? I've only had massages so pardon the ignorance.

That largely depends on the client, but for me it's about affection and connecting with the client, rather than animalistic sex (not that the two are mutually exclusive). For many it involves going on a 'date', cuddling, massage, etc.

[MassageDrew]

Thanks guys. I might just have to "level up" and try that. I do enjoy the affection and companionship plus the foreplay. Not so much into the sex, yet at least.

[escortrod]

your version of answers always sounds so much classier and more educated than mines lol

I'm sure we're both similarly articulate with cocks in our mouths...

[Mydavid]

You said you've only done massages, so I would say get someone who can do erotic sensual massages. They massage you but at times their naked body ends up on top of yours and then he's rubbing and humping yours They can also put their cock between your closed legs and start gyrating . They flip you over and start kissing and licking every inch of ur body, now use my ideas and upgrade that massage BOY! LOL

It is only an erotic sensual massages? I think a lot of escort services are only like this way. Erotic massages usually don't involve kissing and fucking

[Mydavid]

my sensual erotic massages always include kisses, no sex though just a cock going in and out of your legs , and of course the cherry on top a good old happy ending. I'm just full of love muah

You are really a nice guy! I once met an escort who refused kissing and said he never did that, which I didn't negotiate with him beforehand, because I thought it for granted.

[MassageDrew]

Thanks for the suggestion

[+ Funguy]

I once saw an escort after reading his website. On the website he listed some of the things he liked and also some of the things he disliked when meeting someone new. One of those dislikes was someone who, upon opening the door, dives right into putting his tongue down your throat. He liked to work up to long sensuous kissing. Well, I obeyed his written wishes - but there finally came a time when he wanted those kisses and I refused - Bad Bad Boi - but finally gave in. We had a great laugh over it - but the lesson is there. If on an ad or on an escort's web site he lists dos and don'ts, just follow them. In addition, he said to tell your escort even what you may think is unimportant. I am somewhat hard of hearing and I do not use my hearing aids when i play and i mentioned this. Well - it opened up a whole new avenue of his whispering things in my ears, along with a bit of nibble and bite and suck.

[Mydavid]

I once saw an escort after reading his website. On the website he listed some of the things he liked and also some of the things he disliked when meeting someone new. One of those dislikes was someone who, upon opening the door, dives right into putting his tongue down your throat. He liked to work up to long sensuous kissing. Well, I obeyed his written wishes - but there finally came a time when he wanted those kisses and I refused - Bad Bad Boi - but finally gave in. We had a great laugh over it - but the lesson is there. If on an ad or on an escort's web site he lists dos and don'ts, just follow them. In addition, he said to tell your escort even what you may think is unimportant. I am somewhat hard of hearing and I do not use my hearing aids when i play and i mentioned this. Well - it opened up a whole new avenue of his whispering things in my ears, along with a bit of nibble and bite and suck.

Good suggestion for escorts!

[+ bashful]

They flip you over and start kissing and licking every inch of ur body

 

The two "erotic" massages I've had never got that intense.

[Mydavid]

The two "erotic" massages I've had never got that intense.

same here

[Mydavid]

@bashful @Mydavid you guys just weren't with the right person

Tell us how to find the right person.

[MartyB]

@bashful @Mydavid you guys just weren't with the right person

I can't believe how I never reached out to you when I had the chance. You are just the coolest nicest and "sexiest" guy. Part of the fun on this board are reading your posts. Awesome

[beachboy]

That largely depends on the client, but for me it's about affection and connecting with the client, rather than animalistic sex (not that the two are mutually exclusive). For many it involves going on a 'date', cuddling, massage, etc.

And you do it soooo well!

[Bearofdistinction]

I can't believe how I never reached out to you when I had the chance. You are just the coolest nicest and "sexiest" guy. Part of the fun on this board are reading your posts. Awesome

 

Well MartyB it is not to late -- the boy is alive and well and . . .

[+ oldNbusted]

...and? Don't keep us in suspense!

[Mocha]

Are those you in the pictures?

Are you dominate? Aggressive?

Do you Bareback/fuck raw (hard to tell if they actually want it or just testing you)

How much? (For what? And rate is posted)

Giving only 30 minutes to arrive (Without advance notice)

Sending 5 texts to complete 1 sentence.

Emailing back and forth on the day you want to meet, and not contacting when asked (meanwhile 2 hours goes by).

 

 

[Bearofdistinction]

That largely depends on the client, but for me it's about affection and connecting with the client, rather than animalistic sex (not that the two are mutually exclusive). For many it involves going on a 'date', cuddling, massage, etc.

 

And if you want to make it the Jewish Boyfriend Experience - After a huge meal and a hour burping and making each other feel

guity for gaining weight -- you use the leftover Pastrami fat as lube!

[escortrod]

And if you want to make it the Jewish Boyfriend Experience - After a huge meal and a hour burping and making each other feel

guity for gaining weight -- you use the leftover Pastrami fat as lube!

The Jews and the Scots have so much in common.

[+ Funguy]

The Jews and the Scots have so much in common.

 

I thought the Irish were thought to be the lost tribe!

[escortrod]

I thought the Irish were thought to be the lost tribe!

Well, I'm half Irish, so maybe that's where the commonality lies.