Because my birthday is coming soon...

[Rick Munroe]

http://www.therupauldoll.com/

[Bilbo]

Hey, Maverick's birthday is coming soon, too. March 18th - the day after St. Paddy's Day. (If anyone wants to send him a b'day card, e-mail it to me, and I'll forward it to him.) - His loving hubby, Blade (aka Bilbo)

[Rick Munroe]

Bilbo, my birthday isn't really coming soon. It was a joke.

[Txpaytoplay]

LOL....:7 :7 :7

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>http://www.therupauldoll.com/

 

... and to think I was going to buy you this one ...

http://www.nellump.net/yaha/images/misc/barbies/sorority_slut_barbie.jpg

[Rick Munroe]

That's funny, VDN, but I do not like Barbies...a doll has to be based on a real, live person of dubious fame for me to be excited. And I really do want all 3 RuPaul dolls! :7

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Is this real enough?

http://hammeroftruth.com/images/articles/145-bush_blow_up_doll.jpg

If anyone deserves all the Rupaul dolls it's you.

 

For me, it was the Lee Majors doll. He came apart! I loved it!

http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/smdm/smdm/smdm/steveboxedlarge.jpg

[Rick Munroe]

I have that Six Million Dollar Man doll (and Bionic Woman and Oscar, too) but the Bush one is just too disgusting, even for me! :o

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>I have that Six Million Dollar Man doll (and Bionic Woman and

>Oscar, too) but the Bush one is just too disgusting, even for

>me! :o

 

sorry - here ya go

 

http://www.dutchguard.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/clinton-doll.jpg

[Rick Munroe]

Hmmm...I don't like political action figures. They have to have made a cheesy record or appeared in a bad sitcom or something (playing sax on Jay Leno doesn't cut it).

[+ deej]

>That's funny, VDN, but I do not like Barbies...a doll has to

>be based on a real, live person of dubious fame for me to be

>excited.

 

So you have the Jeff Stryker "action figure" yes?

 

http://www.bitchslaponline.com/images/strykerfigure.jpg

[Rick Munroe]

He's definitely on my wanted list (the doll, not the porn star). "Yeah, Rick, you want dat big dicked doll, don'tcha?!"

[Bilbo]

Rick, Maverick's b'day is really coming up soon. I'm sure you'd do the same for Derek. - Bilbo

[Rick Munroe]

>I'm sure

>you'd do the same for Derek.

 

Actually, I wouldn't.

[Candyman]

I'm looking fot a very special doll. It's Earnst Borgnine dress up as Ethel Merman. It part of the "Earnst Goes Camp" series. :+

[Paul Revere]

>I'm looking fot a very special doll. It's Earnst Borgnine

>dress up as Ethel Merman. It part of the "Earnst Goes Camp"

>series. :+

 

I always thought that famous performer Varla Jean Merman portrays herself as the illegitimate child of Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman. Now if Varla Jean escorts you could have quite an adventure.

[Guest Smoothee]

I'd rather have a hairy Ricky doll!! }( :9

[Bilbo]

Well, I would do it for my husband, darling, and did.

And one of my favority ways of pulling a joke has always been to take a prankster seriously.

Love your ass, hope you win - as a pageant queen might say.