Have you ever seen a traffic cone used for this kind of purpose?

[marylander1940]

https://xhamster.com/movies/6706516/cute_guy_takes_massive_toy_traffic_cone_and_fist.html

[+ poolboy48220]

I saw Karl Thomas sit on a beer bottle in a video I had long ago. that's enough stimulation for me.

[slightly]

Hmmmm, at first I was like "no fucking way", and then I thought, "well, definitely not vertically and not by myself".

[+ Truereview]

Next stop...Eiffel tower.

[slightly]

Next stop...Eiffel tower.

Too rough, it'll need a wrapper.

[+ Truereview]

Too rough, it'll need a wrapper.

Oh come on, your jour de gloire est arrivé.

[slightly]

Oh come on, your jour de gloire est arrivé.

The blood, the blood, imagine the blood! Maybe I should add "love, respect, and protect your arsehole" to my new signature. This dildo needs rounder edges.

[+ Keith30309]

The title screenshot reminds me of one of those "accident in the workplace" videos.

 

Don't let this happen to you!

[Bearofdistinction]

I saw Karl Thomas sit on a beer bottle in a video I had long ago. that's enough stimulation for me.

 

I saw Ryan Idol (early 90s) take more than 1/2 a Galliano Bottle up his hole - live on stage