Helpful Ad Text?....or not so much?

[+ azdr0710]

I am not a thing of time or circumstance. I am spirit. Pure and eternal, birth-less, deathless and changeless. I am patient, for I am all time. I am wise, for I contain the knowledge of all things. I am rich for there is no limit to the abundance I may create from my very self. I am successful for I need only think to achieve. I love and am beloved, for I am all things and all things are myself.

http://www.men4rentnow.com/gay/escort/male/massage/las_vegas/soulrider605/309153

 

or maybe he's a totally cool, kick-back dude to just hang with over a beer??!!....I don't know....(wonder what kind of drugs he uses, though)

 

[slightly]

I think it's helpful in deciding that I wouldn't be hiring him if I was in Las Vegas.

[bigvalboy]

Bring boots and a shovel...

[slightly]

It's all incredibly vague, like someone trying to come off as worldly but intrinsically spiritual. I just question if that sort of outlook is genuine from this guy. You thinking of biting, @azdr0710 ?

[+ Truereview]

Ugh. I would just skip him for plagiarism. The ad copy is a passage from Three Magic Words, a self-help book of sorts. He, apparently, forgot to cite the source.

[slightly]

Ugh. I would just skip him for plagiarism. The ad copy is a passage from Three Magic Words, a self-help book of sorts. He, apparently, forgot to cite the source.

Or perhaps entirely on purpose...

[+ azdr0710]

You thinking of biting, @azdr0710 ?

 

no, only came across the ad while perusing M4RN and saw his appealing picture in a typical block of pictures at the site

[+ Truereview]

Or perhaps entirely on purpose...

Hmmm. Come think of it, you might be right, grasshopper. I'm all for self-help. I do it pretty much every morning.

I believe in the spirit moving my hands like wind as they strike the spark of life on my shaft and huevos de oro.

[slightly]

Hmmm. Come think of it, you might be right, grasshopper. I'm all for self-help. I do it pretty much every morning.

I believe in the spirit moving my hands like wind as they strike the spark of life on my shaft and huevos de oro.

Now this seems like genuine spirituality....someone should steal this and use it in their ad.

[+ Truereview]

Now this seems like genuine spirituality....someone should steal this and use it in their ad.

ROFL. Call me True Yoda.