Harry Styles - 3 Ways

[jjkrkwood]

Well, here it is gents — Harry Styles' first cover shoot since "reportedly" going solo! Hey boo!

 

Leaving the world hella confused over the weekend after posting just three white squares to Instagram, the 22-year-old shared three different covers for his upcoming interview — conducted by Paul McCartney and Chelsea Handler! — with Another Man magazine.

 

 

 

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[gallahadesquire]

The middle photo is *almost* cute.

[gallahadesquire]

I thought you meant Scott Styles

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[+ ArVaGuy]

I don't know who Harry Styles is but I can say, with certainty, he ain't no Jonas brother.

[+ azdr0710]

had to look this guy up....and am actually glad I didn't know who he was.....

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Styles

[+ deej]

I knew who he was (and am not proud of that) but still didn't care.

[+ quoththeraven]

One Direction: still less annoying than Justin Bieber. (And yes, I know 1D has broken up.) Some of his songs aren't awful, but he is. 1D was much more tolerable.

 

That said, Kpop forever! They're cute, they can dance, they can sing or rap (the rapping's kind of questionable sometimes), they have a work ethic like no one else and they sing super-catchy songs with sophisticated structures (no ABABAB for these folks) in well-made videos. What's not to love?

[maninsoma]

I never understood how Styles became a sex symbol. The only one in 1D who floated my boat was Zayn Malik.

 

http://img.wennermedia.com/social/zayn-malik-zoom-d217a3df-5894-4bb0-860d-3d091d9dd73d.jpg

[Jock123]

I'm not sure why but when I first saw these covers the first resembalance that came to mind was Veruca Salt..

 

 

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[+ Truereview]

That said, Kpop forever! They're cute, they can dance, they can sing or rap (the rapping's kind of questionable sometimes), they have a work ethic like no one else and they sing super-catchy songs with sophisticated structures (no ABABAB for these folks) in well-made videos. What's not to love?

AND they make great blooper videos! Kpop forever!

[+ quoththeraven]

AND they make great blooper videos! Kpop forever!

 

Some of those aren't bloopers. In Japan and South Korea, sticking ones hands into someone else's butt crack is a prank on par with pantsing here.

 

A hard-on would only be a problem if it happened as a result of a close encounter with a band member or male backup dancer.

[+ quoththeraven]

Also we get such marvelous images as this:

 

That is from an official video showing the group members celebrating Rapmon's birthday two years ago. Rapmon is the group's leader; Jungkook is the youngest of the group, or maknae, which is as much a part of his job description as main vocalist, dancer, and sub rapper.

 

The MV for the group's most recent song is homoerotic, kinky, and full of symbolism: