Guidelines for a Beautiful Penis

[+ quoththeraven]

As soon as I saw this, I knew I had to post it here.

 

https://thegrandnarrative.com/2016/08/29/beautiful-penis/

 

Enjoy!

[rvwnsd]

Penile insecurity knows no boundaries, I see.

 

Thanks for posting.

[+ Truereview]

I like my penis beauty guideline much better: can I take it? If yes, proceed. If not, try and try again.

[+ quoththeraven]

Penile insecurity knows no boundaries, I see.

 

Thanks for posting.

 

I particularly liked the guideline for measurement: "it should be measured from somewhere between the belly-botton [sic] and the sternum to the tip." Ha!

 

And the number of wrinkles on the balls should be three times your age!

 

But since Koreans supposedly have the shortest average penis size among the nations that have been studied, penile insecurity comes as no surprise.

 

I'm also shaking my head over the South Korean Ministry of Health thinking it's a good idea to post guidelines for beautiful breasts.

[+ sync]

But since Koreans supposedly have the shortest average penis size among the nations that have been studied, penile insecurity comes as no surprise.

 

That has not been my personal observation, however, I shall reserve comment until my research is complete, which will not be anytime soon.

[sammthat]

As long as i can ejaculate and urinate im living the dream

[+ FreshFluff]

Number of ball wrinkles should be three times your age? Not anymore. Now your balls can look 18 again.

http://www.biggiesboxers.com/balls-up-guys-are-scrotal-lifts-the-next-trend-in-male-grooming/

 

I'm also shaking my head over the South Korean Ministry of Health thinking it's a good idea to post guidelines for beautiful breasts.

 

The Ministry of Health may have used the guidelines to gain the attention and trust of its female citizens, who care a great deal about appearance. Consumers can use that information to evaluate breast augmentation docs, some of whom might try to sell them fake-looking spherical implants.