Rick Perry & Ryan Lochte in "Dancing with the stars"

[Moondance]

cool to read your various posts, Steve.......can't tell if you're being utterly sincere at times, mockingly ironic, shrewdly hypocritical.....or just feeding us the biggest crock of bullshit......good for you!

Or all of the above, often in the same post and even at the same time.

Busted!

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/56/87/65/568765ef0a5222f301d7bd6ddbe4cf67.jpg

[+ stevenkesslar]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/56/87/65/568765ef0a5222f301d7bd6ddbe4cf67.jpg

 

Wow. Who'd a thunk?

 

Thanks for the diagnosis, Moondance.

 

Given that, I'm glad I spend only about 5 % of my time on the computer writing posts to you crazy fuckers, and the other 95 % watching porn.

 

http://byuiscroll.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/02/Pornography-addiction-01-763x1024.jpg

 

P.S. Technically, most of the videos above count as both, so with rounding they add up to 102 %.

[+ stevenkesslar]

And speaking of crazy, and to try to gently nudge this post back from my mental illness to the subject of dance, I think the world would be a lot more sane if we all just spent more time dancing with the stars.

 

[greatnorthernp]

Dear Asmodeus,

 

Please, we beseech thee, by thy power do thou cause to be released the secret sex videos of Ryan Lochte, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton having a threesome before the great altar of Mammon.

 

Amen.

[Moondance]

My real name is Sybil Kesslar.

Thanks for the diagnosis, Moondance.

I believe you self-diagnosed, Steven ... or maybe Sybil did that without telling you.

 

Anyway, E.L Doctorow doesn't want either of you to worry about it.

[marylander1940]

Wow. Who'd a thunk?

 

Thanks for the diagnosis, Moondance.

 

Given that, I'm glad I spend only about 5 % of my time on the computer writing posts to you crazy fuckers, and the other 95 % watching porn.

 

http://byuiscroll.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/02/Pornography-addiction-01-763x1024.jpg

 

P.S. Technically, most of the videos above count as both, so with rounding they add up to 102 %.

 

I know I'm going off subject but may I squeeze hypocrisy on @stevenkesslar post on:

 

ignorance + taboo = unwanted consequences..

 

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pknT_uZr3y4/U-zRUcQXzWI/AAAAAAAAE10/AUNrvRXKYQE/s1600/frabz-lisa-biron-zealot-christian-lawyer-for-antigay-alliance-defense--16e4e7.jpg

 

 

 

http://67.media.tumblr.com/8388ef4a8b72cbeae07905cd702df1de/tumblr_np138c4Emr1r1vqpco1_1280.jpg

[+ stevenkesslar]

So now that it's actually started, what do you all think?

 

Most years, there's some guy celebrity I have a huge crush on, as the videos above should have made clear.

 

This year, no guy is doing it for me. I actually enjoy watching Rick Perry more than Ryan Lochte.

 

I'm rooting for Laurie Hernandez to win. But Terra Jole definitely wins the "heart and soul" vote this season.

 

 

 

Is it just me, or does that seem, well................totally Gay!

[maninsoma]

I agree. No one super sexy this season. The young guy who was already eliminated wasn't particularly attractive and had little charisma. Probably the hottest celebrity is race car driver James Hinchcliffe. Not really "my type," but his smile and enthusiasm makes me find him sexy nonetheless.

[marylander1940]

He should have a new reality TV show, it was so much fun... He's as dumb as cute!

 

[+ stevenkesslar]

He should have a new reality TV show, it was so much fun... He's as dumb as cute!

 

 

Well, for those of you wondering about this season's cast, DWTS did not disappoint. The "best year ever" week is always my favorite week of performance, because it takes what is always implicit in the dancing - the vulnerability and humanity of the dancers - and makes it explicit.

 

This was a moving and redeeming look into Ryan Lochte's heart:

 

 

I'm in the camp that thinks he acted like an embarrassing douche bag in Brazil. The whole thing seemed just incredibly stupid.

 

But I've got Trump on the brain this week, and after watching this it is probably fair to argue this. In Trump's case, you've had 15 years of acting like a douche bag interrupted by an occasional act of discipline. In Lochte's case, you had 15 years of discipline interrupted by an act of stupidity.

[jjkrkwood]

I didn't know many of the people, and didn't care about some of them. But it seems to have turned into a redemption for Lochte, who people seem to be softening to.... Terra makes the most of what she's got, but she certainly isn't a fabulous dancer. The most skilled is Laurie, but she appears not to be consistent, at least according to the judges comments.... James is interesting, he can dance. Amber is just a big blob of female sexuality, she wont make it to the end. And then you have the sentimentals, Marilou and Marcia Brady.... They will both be gone before the finale. This is being touted as the BEST season of stars. I don't agree and the lack of eye candy (except for Pro Artem) makes it hard for me to keep interested.

[+ stevenkesslar]

the lack of eye candy (except for Pro Artem) makes it hard for me to keep interested.

 

ummmmmmmmmm..............Alan Bersten?

 

http://malecelebnews.com/wp-content/images/2015/04/Alan-Bersten-Sighting-at-Dancing-With-The-Stars-Studio-in-Hollywood-150407-03.jpg

 

 

Frankly, Dame Kockwood, I'm proud as a peacock to admit I enjoy watching Alan. And if he doesn't rock you.................well, you must be a little cuckoo.

[jjkrkwood]

ummmmmmmmmm..............Alan Bersten?

 

http://malecelebnews.com/wp-content/images/2015/04/Alan-Bersten-Sighting-at-Dancing-With-The-Stars-Studio-in-Hollywood-150407-03.jpg

 

 

Frankly, Dame Kockwood, I'm proud as a peacock to admit I enjoy watching Alan. And if he doesn't rock you.................well, you must be a little cuckoo.

 

Sorry Kessy, Alan aint on my radar.... Maybe its the jewish nose ? And he reminds me of a younger version of the cocky brothers, Maks and Val... Cuckoo ? OK, ill take that.... I've been called WORSE !

[+ stevenkesslar]

Cuckoo ? OK, ill take that.... I've been called WORSE !

 

DK, let's be honest. You've never been called cuckoo.

 

You've been called a ravenous cock-sucking whore. And you consider that BETTER.

 

To each his own. I'll take Alan's Jewish nose, and Val's.................well, anything. That leaves Artem's cock for you.

[body2body]

I'm rooting for James Hinchcliffe. I always think it is harder for the guys because they are supposed to lead, and James does just that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH4vNlLpsbk

[+ stevenkesslar]

I'm rooting for James Hinchcliffe. I always think it is harder for the guys because they are supposed to lead, and James does just that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH4vNlLpsbk

 

He's the big surprise of this season. It seems like even to himself.

[maninsoma]

I'm rooting for James Hinchcliffe. I always think it is harder for the guys because they are supposed to lead, and James does just that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH4vNlLpsbk

 

I am rooting for James as well. He dances better than I anticipated, and his capability is even more impressive to me now that I know the condition he was in just a year and a half ago. He's also the only male celebrity eye candy of the season apart from Ryan who, by the way, looked incredibly sexy this week.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

I follow IndyCar racing, so I am pulling for Hinch. He is sexier without the driver's uniform.

[LADoug1]

Sorry Kessy, Alan aint on my radar.... Maybe its the jewish nose ? And he reminds me of a younger version of the cocky brothers, Maks and Val... Cuckoo ? OK, ill take that.... I've been called WORSE !

Jewish nose? What does that mean? Stereotyping and insulting.

[jjkrkwood]

Jewish nose? What does that mean? Stereotyping and insulting.

 

Yeah it means a big nose, usually attributed to people of the jewish persuasion... Insulting? NO.... Factual ? YES

 

Let's not get into a PC war doug....

[LADoug1]

Yeah it means a big nose, usually attributed to people of the jewish persuasion... Insulting? NO.... Factual ? YES

 

Let's not get into a PC war doug....

I won't. But for the record I know many Jewish guys who don't fit the profile.

[jjkrkwood]

I won't. But for the record I know many Jewish guys who don't fit the profile.

 

Certiainly and of course. there are always certain traits that come to mind when discussing different ethnicities, but as we know, there are always exceptions to the rule. Not all black guys are Mandingos, not all Asians are fem and petite, and not all jews have big noses (well, they probably got nose jobs for their Bar or bat mitzvahs )... Of course I could have just said "big nose", but it wouldn't have conjured up the same picture of a Streisand nose that I was trying to point out in Alan...... Although we never want to see ourselves in this way, we all have a tendency to "stereotype", whether it be subtle or overt. It's just a natural thing and I believe EVERY human being does it in some way at some time. PEACE...

[marylander1940]

Sorry Kessy, Alan aint on my radar.... Maybe its the jewish nose ? And he reminds me of a younger version of the cocky brothers, Maks and Val... Cuckoo ? OK, ill take that.... I've been called WORSE !

 

 

 

I won't. But for the record I know many Jewish guys who don't fit the profile.

 

+ me!

[marylander1940]

Op note: I hate to be mean but more dumb kids coming soon, at least they'll be born during marriage and not out of wedlock, I'm surprised he doesn't have baby mamas out there...

 

Ryan Lochte is engaged

 

Lochte will definitely be ready for that first dance at his wedding reception.

 

The swimmer and "Dancing With the Stars" contestant got engaged over the weekend to Playboy model Kayla Rae Reid.

 

"Memories forever!!! #thelochtes #LA," Lochte wrote in the caption of an Instagram photo showing the couple kissing and Reid sporting her rock.

 

Reid posted a similar photo with the caption "Speechless. Absolutely beautiful. So in love with YOU."

 

The pair met in January at a Hollywood nightclub. Lochte told USA Today Sports that Reid has been supportive in the wake of his Rio Olympics scandal.

 

"When I realized this was 'the one' was when she stuck behind me through this," Lochte said. "She still loves me and she's still right there with me."

 

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/10/entertainment/ryan-lochte-kayla-rae-reid/

[jjkrkwood]

Op note: I hate to be mean but more dumb kids coming soon, at least they'll be born during marriage and not out of wedlock, I'm surprised he doesn't have baby mamas out there...

 

Ryan Lochte is engaged

 

Lochte will definitely be ready for that first dance at his wedding reception.

 

The swimmer and "Dancing With the Stars" contestant got engaged over the weekend to Playboy model Kayla Rae Reid.

 

"Memories forever!!! #thelochtes #LA," Lochte wrote in the caption of an Instagram photo showing the couple kissing and Reid sporting her rock.

 

Reid posted a similar photo with the caption "Speechless. Absolutely beautiful. So in love with YOU."

 

The pair met in January at a Hollywood nightclub. Lochte told USA Today Sports that Reid has been supportive in the wake of his Rio Olympics scandal.

 

"When I realized this was 'the one' was when she stuck behind me through this," Lochte said. "She still loves me and she's still right there with me."

 

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/10/entertainment/ryan-lochte-kayla-rae-reid/

 

Yes, the trophy winner snagged a Trophy Playboy model.... I give it 1 year.