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Just a minor correction. He's a diver, not a swimmer. He's engaged to Dustin Lance Black...

 

I know.

 

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These days, one can win an Olympic medal for diving, and the other can win an Oscar for Milk, not to mention giving a speech offering hope to Gay kids suffering from discrimination all over the world.

 

Then they can get married.

 

What is the world cumming to? ;)

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These days, one can win an Olympic medal for diving, and the other can win an Oscar for Milk, not to mention giving a speech offering hope to Gay kids suffering from discrimination all over the world.

 

Then they can get married. ;)

 

 

And while we're are at it, let's take a moment to thank Harvey Milk for all the joy and pride and beauty his struggles and sacrifices helped to create.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PVEaYUigtE

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We seem to have overlooked the pics of Chris Mears who stripped of in support of an AIDS charity. He is seriously hot!!

 

I agree. Chris Mears is very sexy. It's difficult to decide who I would rather look at -- him or Daley. Then I remember U.S. gymnast Jake Dalton and, even though he's straight, I just can't deny my immense crush on him. A body like his with those piercing eyes and handsome face? If I believed in heaven, that would surely be the look of the angel who would greet me.

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That's what you get for leaving your sphere of influence, especially when you don't even speak the language!;):rolleyes:

 

You know God damn good and well I speak English and am completely fluent in multiple dialects of Whore.

 

Perhaps instead of giving me lip you would be best served by simply closing your lips, tightly, and sucking, Sir. ;):rolleyes:

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We seem to have overlooked the pics of Chris Mears who stripped of in support of an AIDS charity. He is seriously hot!!

 

I agree. Chris Mears is very sexy. It's difficult to decide who I would rather look at -- him or Daley. Then I remember U.S. gymnast Jake Dalton and, even though he's straight, I just can't deny my immense crush on him. A body like his with those piercing eyes and handsome face? If I believed in heaven, that would surely be the look of the angel who would greet me.

(Innocent tone) is this Chris Mears?

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(Even more innocent & ingenue tone). Is this Jake Dalton?

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Exactly....

 

And the cock head's red glare, the balls bursting in air

Came all through the night, and his wood was still there

Oh say does that star spangled boner yet wave

For the land of the free, and the home of the Gays!

 

Since this thread has been revived, I just noticed that you rewrote part of the USA National Anthem for Tom's time on the medal podium. Since he's a Brit, you need to rewrite the UK's national anthem, God Save The Queen.

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Since this thread has been revived, I just noticed that you rewrote part of the USA National Anthem for Tom's time on the medal podium. Since he's a Brit, you need to rewrite the UK's national anthem, God Save The Queen.

 

This is what happens when you get idiots like Trump President. Everybody just lowers the standard. So sad!

 

First, Tom is now married to an American. They are a proud LGBTQC couple (C=Cute). That alone makes America great again.

 

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Second, what do you have against making America great again? So sad!

 

Third, Tom is trying very hard to fit in to normal, down to earth Gay society. He does not like going by all these royalty standards. "God Save My Ass From Dustin's Big Cock," is his motto.

 

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But if you are going to address Tom that way, you should at least refer to him by his official title, Her Royal Highness. You can use HRH for short.

 

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Fourth, knowing as I do that you are one of those ultra-liberal types, I take this as a snide way of insulting the goal of Making America Great Again. So sad! We are proud of our LGBTQC British friends and immigrants. So pathetic that you can not share in their happiness.

 

Tom loves America and Americans. His only problem is his tendency to shoot large loads of cum into the pool during his long hours of training without Dustin by him, or in him. Can you blame the virile young lad?

 

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And no, there is nothing Queeny about this virile, handsome, cum-filled young buck. So stop with the insults! ;)

 

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Tom loves America and Americans. His only problem is his tendency to shoot large loads of cum into the pool during his long hours of training without Dustin by him, or in him. Can you blame the virile young lad?

 

Hope I didn't sound too pissy.

 

Let's kiss and make up, boo.

 

Have a drink, on Tom.

 

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And no, don't ask what's in the glass.

 

Just drink it.

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