Fin Fang Foom's 2004 Boyfun.com Hall of Shame

[Fin Fang Foom]

Yes kiddies, I've done it again. I went through every fucking FREE picture on their site and chose the ones most worthy of my ridicule and scorn. Although there aren't as many as other Halls of Shame, they're still pretty odious.

 

So, in no particular order, and with no furter ado, I present you with "Fin Fang Foom's 2004 Boyfun.com Hall of Shame"

 

 

 

That's the Chinese symbol for "malnourishment".

http://www.bfcollection.com/bfcnew/freebies/aidan046.jpg

 

 

 

OK, you can either have a leather mask or handcuffs, but you can't have both. Choose.

http://www.bfcollection.com/bfcnew/freebies/david054.jpg

 

 

 

Who's the fag designer who thought a thongjockpouchthing would look hot in a red tartan plaid?

http://www.bfcollection.com/bfcnew/freebies/cadence042.jpg

 

 

 

What's wrong with me that instead of noticing his huge cock, I immediately thought of Maria vonTrapp?

http://www.bfcollection.com/bfcnew/freebies/fausto036.jpg

 

 

 

Even though he's wearing two rings on each hand, a necklace, a toe ring and an ankle braclet, I couldn't tell if he was gay. But then he took off his underpants.........

http://www.bfcollection.com/bfcnew/freebies/joe038.jpg

 

 

 

This must be what it looks like when a Smurf takes a shit.

http://www.bfcollection.com/bfcnew/freebies/jeremy072.jpg

 

 

 

I didn't realize that hanging your underpants off your cock was part of the whole Kabbalah thing. (For those of you know don't know, those are Kabbalah bracelets he's wearing - or at least I think they are.)

http://www.bfcollection.com/bfcnew/freebies/bobby058.jpg

 

 

 

He looks as uncomfortable as I feel just looking at it.

http://www.bfcollection.com/bfcnew/freebies/e4.jpg

 

 

 

On your way out to buy sunblock, would you mind pulling that painting off the wall and taking it with you?

http://www.bfcollection.com/bfcnew/freebies/a3.jpg

 

 

 

The sole argument for beheading.

http://www.bfcollection.com/bfcnew/freebies/kyler054.jpg

 

 

 

Festively yours,

 

FFF

[Chuck50]

Loved them!!! HUGS Chuck

[GRoca]

FFF

 

I look forward to your Hall of Shame segments!

The smurf taking a shit is my favorite from

this batch! ENCORE! I can't wait for the next

one! THANKS FOR THE GIGGLES!

[Justice]

FFF, you have a wicked sense of humor. }( (I like! I like!)

 

Thanks for a good laugh.

 

Justice

[VaHawk]

>FFF

>

>I look forward to your Hall of Shame segments!

>The smurf taking a shit is my favorite from

>this batch! ENCORE! I can't wait for the next

>one! THANKS FOR THE GIGGLES!

 

WHOOOPDEDEDEDOOOOOO! More weak humor from FFF, especially considering that most of the pics he slammed would give a twink lover a big boner.

 

If this is the BEST that FFF can offer, then perhaps FFF should retire herself to the Hall of Fame for Tired Hissy Queens? :o

 

BTW: The Smurf comment was especially weak, as Smurfs are Blue NOT Pink! ;(

[Donnie]

>Yes kiddies, I've done it again. I went through every fucking

>FREE picture on their site

 

Why not just say "hi kiddies, I have no fucking life"?

 

>What's wrong with me

 

Off the top of my head, the fact that you would spend so much time on a trying hard to be funny post, desprately hoping for the attention and approval and hugs and giggles from strangers on a message board. For starters.

[guptasa1]

Gotta admit, I found this funny. (I also found the guys HOT! LOL.) I like twisted humor sometimes. =oP

[Guest BadBoySmythe]

There's nothing more tragic then a tired queen dissing on the younger, cuter versions. Some folk need to learn how to age gracefully.

 

If FFF is so opposed to attractive guys, why does he cruise escort sites?

 

This is at least the second example I've seen of him ragging on great looking guys. Congrats to the rest of the users who demonstrate positive energy!

[guptasa1]

Maybe I took it differently than others, but I just didn't take his post as being all that serious. I might be wrong in his intention - I just...assumed I suppose...he was merely teasing in the spirit of fun and not being mean-spirited. If I was one of the models here (I only wish), I think I'd just laugh.

[Guest Mikel]

You've definitely got a talent! Thanks for a comical perspective on life...it must be great to hang with you!

[Txpaytoplay]

Hey FFF;

 

I really thought it was rather funny:-)

[happyguy2]

Thanks FFF, I found it hillarious - I've been away for a week and a half - perfect 'getting home viewing'

 

Admiringly yours!!!!

 

hg

[Trixie]

Well, Miss Fing,

I see now why the regulars of this board were applauding your return... although I find little of interest in your politics, you do have a "rip 'em a new asshole" sort of sense of humor, and this post was a merry picayune.

RE: Kabbalah bracelets, there is no such thing. If any such trend is going around amongst starlets and their pussy-boy gay following, it's only due to Madonna's opportunism.

 

Trix

[Fit In LA]

Were these skin and bones guys fasting for a month before their pictures were made.

Hope someone will introduce them to protein and exercise.