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All guys have had inconvenient hard ons that were really diffucult to hide due to tight pants, swim suits, no pants, etc, but most of us, being of "average" cock size, usually manage. Have you ever been in a situation where you couldn't discretely conceal an "inappropriate" boner?

 

At my 16th birthday pool party, one m/f couple were making out in the pool, which got him excited. We called for everyone to gather, and When he got out, I saw his very sizable, very hard cock clearly outlined by his very wet speedo as he dashed off to the changing room. I popped a woodie myself, cause it was like the first hard cock I had ever seen live. Unfortunately, I was the center of attention, handing out cake to my guests in my speedo and there was no hiding it. I finally just covered it with both hands and jumped in the pool. No one mentioned it, but there was a certain stiffness to the rest of the day.

 

I would also like to know what you really big-dicked guys do. I'm about 6 1/2 inches and pretty thick, and hiding when it's hard is hairy. What do you guys with the 8+ monsters do with it when its hard and you want to hide it? Hell, what do you do with it when its soft?

 

It reminds me if a jingle from the 1950's:

 

Keep that tool cool in school you fool.

Teacher's wise to that rise in your Levis.

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bigvalboy Grand Master

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All guys have had inconvenient hard ons that were really diffucult to hide due to tight pants, swim suits, no pants, etc, but most of us, being of "average" cock size, usually manage. Have you ever been in a situation where you couldn't discretely conceal an "inappropriate" boner?

 

At my 16th birthday pool party, one m/f couple were making out in the pool, which got him excited. We called for everyone to gather, and When he got out, I saw his very sizable, very hard cock clearly outlined by his very wet speedo as he dashed off to the changing room. I popped a woodie myself, cause it was like the first hard cock I had ever seen live. Unfortunately, I was the center of attention, handing out cake to my guests in my speedo and there was no hiding it. I finally just covered it with both hands and jumped in the pool. No one mentioned it, but there was a certain stiffness to the rest of the day.

 

I would also like to know what you really big-dicked guys do. I'm about 6 1/2 inches and pretty thick, and hiding when it's hard is hairy. What do you guys with the 8+ monsters do with it when its hard and you want to hide it? Hell, what do you do with it when its soft?

 

It reminds me if a jingle from the 1950's:

 

Keep that tool cool in school you fool.

Teacher's wise to that rise in your Levis.

 

If I'm out in public and I get a hard on...I just put a shoe on it, and keep on walkin. :eek:

marylander1940 Grand Master

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All guys have had inconvenient hard ons that were really diffucult to hide due to tight pants, swim suits, no pants, etc, but most of us, being of "average" cock size, usually manage. Have you ever been in a situation where you couldn't discretely conceal an "inappropriate" boner?

 

At my 16th birthday pool party, one m/f couple were making out in the pool, which got him excited. We called for everyone to gather, and When he got out, I saw his very sizable, very hard cock clearly outlined by his very wet speedo as he dashed off to the changing room. I popped a woodie myself, cause it was like the first hard cock I had ever seen live. Unfortunately, I was the center of attention, handing out cake to my guests in my speedo and there was no hiding it. I finally just covered it with both hands and jumped in the pool. No one mentioned it, but there was a certain stiffness to the rest of the day.

 

I would also like to know what you really big-dicked guys do. I'm about 6 1/2 inches and pretty thick, and hiding when it's hard is hairy. What do you guys with the 8+ monsters do with it when its hard and you want to hide it? Hell, what do you do with it when its soft?

 

It reminds me if a jingle from the 1950's:

 

Keep that tool cool in school you fool.

Teacher's wise to that rise in your Levis.

 

 

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glennnn Mentor

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If I'm out in public and I get a hard on...I just put a shoe on it, and keep on walkin. :eek:

 

I truly laughed out loud. Best comment of the day!!!!!

poolboy48220 Grand Master

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I've mentioned before that at our apartment complex pool back in the early 90's sometime, a guy wearing a very skimpy speedo (and with a very hot bod) laying out sunbathing had an obvious boner, to the point where it was nearly protruding out of the waistline of his speedo. Lots of people (including myself) moving their chaise lounges to get a better view. I think he knew it was happening & was feigning sleep.

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I'm not porn star sized, but in my frat quite a few of my brothers were in the 8-10 range. Most of them were large even while fully soft. All of them swore by boxer briefs or even compression shorts. Anything else was usually too obvious for them. One guy, liked to wear boxers and basketball shorts every day just because of the attention he'd get from everyone who was fascinated by his considerable bulge.

 

I've always thought of guys like these just like women who have beautiful chests and show them off.

FreshFluff Grand Master

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It reminds me if a jingle from the 1950's:

 

Keep that tool cool in school you fool.

Teacher's wise to that rise in your Levis.

 

They had erections in the 1950s?

Eric Hassan Mentor

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All guys have had inconvenient hard ons that were really diffucult to hide due to tight pants, swim suits, no pants, etc, but most of us, being of "average" cock size, usually manage. Have you ever been in a situation where you couldn't discretely conceal an "inappropriate" boner?

 

At my 16th birthday pool party, one m/f couple were making out in the pool, which got him excited. We called for everyone to gather, and When he got out, I saw his very sizable, very hard cock clearly outlined by his very wet speedo as he dashed off to the changing room. I popped a woodie myself, cause it was like the first hard cock I had ever seen live. Unfortunately, I was the center of attention, handing out cake to my guests in my speedo and there was no hiding it. I finally just covered it with both hands and jumped in the pool. No one mentioned it, but there was a certain stiffness to the rest of the day.

 

I would also like to know what you really big-dicked guys do. I'm about 6 1/2 inches and pretty thick, and hiding when it's hard is hairy. What do you guys with the 8+ monsters do with it when its hard and you want to hide it? Hell, what do you do with it when its soft?

 

It reminds me if a jingle from the 1950's:

 

Keep that tool cool in school you fool.

Teacher's wise to that rise in your Levis.

 

I don't feel any need to hide my boner.

glennnn Mentor

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I don't feel any need to hide my boner.

 

Oh!!!!!! If I could only align the stars to give you and I just a little time in the same place, some day, I have several ways to hide your boner, my beauty. You are on my wish list and I am ready.

Beancounter Grand Master

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What a cool site, Beancounter. My fantasies and I thank you.

 

You're welcome, Becket. I just stumbled on it one day. My eyes aren't sophisticated enough to tell if any of the pics are photoshopped but who cares? We can dream, can't we? Enjoy!

Truereview Grand Master

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Daddys discrete hat on Zazzle...never leave home without it. Only $16.75 to cover any bulging events

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All guys have had inconvenient hard ons that were really diffucult to hide due to tight pants, swim suits, no pants, etc, but most of us, being of "average" cock size, usually manage. Have you ever been in a situation where you couldn't discretely conceal an "inappropriate" boner?

 

At my 16th birthday pool party, one m/f couple were making out in the pool, which got him excited. We called for everyone to gather, and When he got out, I saw his very sizable, very hard cock clearly outlined by his very wet speedo as he dashed off to the changing room. I popped a woodie myself, cause it was like the first hard cock I had ever seen live. Unfortunately, I was the center of attention, handing out cake to my guests in my speedo and there was no hiding it. I finally just covered it with both hands and jumped in the pool. No one mentioned it, but there was a certain stiffness to the rest of the day.

 

I would also like to know what you really big-dicked guys do. I'm about 6 1/2 inches and pretty thick, and hiding when it's hard is hairy. What do you guys with the 8+ monsters do with it when its hard and you want to hide it? Hell, what do you do with it when its soft?

 

It reminds me if a jingle from the 1950's:

 

Keep that tool cool in school you fool.

Teacher's wise to that rise in your Levis.

 

Let it be free to take the air and dance -- then hang your towel on the Rocketman!

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