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Glad you asked!

 

You lick it ...often

 

Highly recommended...a bloated gut can lead to disaster or funny noises from either end

 

No babe, sweat is free and lots of fun! Natural lubricant with lots of frottage.

 

Sigh. sadly, yes...but I'm not one to gossip! I refer you to a myriad of threads on this forum for such things...

 

It depends on the butt. Most are loved by the camera, but a few need a little...uhmmmm...TLC

 

Submit your resume and tongue pix via PM. The applicant pool began forming after our visionary & founder, @TruthBTold, began the revolution.

 

Que viva la revolucion! Que viva!

 

 

OK - you made me laugh out loud with that one.

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Ass Revolution Toolkit (A.R.T.)

I received a very sweet message from a forum buddy. He is a bit of a newbie to the whole man thing and his focus has been primarily on the front side of things. he said this thread has inspired him to engage in derrière adventures. To help him and others in a similar stage of their journey, we offer you the ART (aptly named for this is all an art form):

 

A map: yes, my dear newbie, this is how you find the gluteal furrow.

http://www.infovisual.info/03/img_en/007%20Adult%20male%20(posterior%20view).jpg

 

A chart: to help you appreciate the diversity of the object of your affection

http://img01.deviantart.net/9f44/i/2012/312/d/c/6_female_bottom_shape_chart_by_ninasquirrelly-d5kedv8.png

 

A tongue & penis diagram: key tools of your craft. Experiment with abandon to bring out the true artist in you.

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As with any toolkit, a word of warning: holes, tongues, mouths, penises, saliva (and other secretions) should be treated with care. Visit your physician regularly.

Any good toolkit for newbie butt lovers should be updated. The taint should always be cared for!

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