This Guy is Full of Shit, Apparently Literally

[+ Lance_Navarro]

Heres a message I just recieved on RM. I'm trusting my intuition and calling bullshit on this one, but had to share the disgustingly honest (or is honestly disgusting?) message.

 

"Hello, I am a gay Caucasian male looking for a ride on that juicy cock of yours, but only for a few hours. I live in Memphis, and I know you are in California, but I couldn't help but contact you. I'm a virgin, but am ready to change that if you are. But, if you do happen to decide to cum over (see what I did there?) be warned that I may have some shit in my colon. Sorry about that. Contact me if you want to fuck me for a few hours."

[marylander1940]

Heres a message I just recieved on RM. I'm trusting my intuition and calling bullshit on this one, but had to share the disgustingly honest (or is honestly disgusting?) message.

 

"Hello, I am a gay Caucasian male looking for a ride on that juicy cock of yours, but only for a few hours. I live in Memphis, and I know you are in California, but I couldn't help but contact you. I'm a virgin, but am ready to change that if you are. But, if you do happen to decide to cum over (see what I did there?) be warned that I may have some shit in my colon. Sorry about that. Contact me if you want to fuck me for a few hours."

 

WTF!

 

it's nothing but a fantasy... or a sore loser!

[whipped guy]

I can only imagine how many other guys received that same message!!!!! Talk about being full of it and both literally and metaphorically!!!! Or any other way for that matter! Another reason why the world spins!

[+ DERRIK]

Sounds like a good time for "ask me rate"

[+ glennnn]

Hmmmmmm? I wonder what the point was.

[Brian Kevin]

Sounds like a good time for "ask me rate"

 

With the rate you should request him to bring... 1 enema, 2 boxes of condoms, baby wipes, rubber gloves and a tarp. Also health insurance info to help him find a decent therapist to sort out his shitty issues (pun)

[Brian Kevin]

I can only imagine how many other guys received that same message!

 

If someone contacts so mAny people with the same copy and paste message they'll get marked as spam. Rick keeps us safe from weirdos like that.

 

+1 for the RentMen crew.

[jjkrkwood]

I would say that's 50 shades of CRAZY.......

[Brian Kevin]

I would say that's 50 shades of CRAZY.......

 

50 shades of BM's.

[jjkrkwood]

Back in MY day, this would have been called a "Crank Call". Nothing changes with time really, except the name....

[Lookin]

" . . . Contact me if you want to fuck me for a few hours."

 

Fine, but you'll have to pick me up at the airport

[Guest]

Ah, I remember the Sit 'n Spin commercials. There's one at 6:00 in this video

[rvwnsd]

You could suggest a three-way with this guy:

 

http://rentmen.com/Urinal

 

WARNING! The ad is not for the faint of stomach.

[instudiocity]

Back in MY day, this would have been called a "Crank Call". Nothing changes with time really, except the name....

But no crank was hurt in the writing of this post.

[LADoug1]

It is possible that the guy is legit and just doesn't understand about cleaning out. Just saying.

[jjkrkwood]

It is possible that the guy is legit and just doesn't understand about cleaning out. Just saying.

 

 

Anythings possible, and its common knowledge that there is a community that is SCAT obsessed, but like an earlier poster said, I too think the guy is getting off on the fantasy of it all...

[+ sync]

Perhaps a referral to the Fetish Forum?

[mike carey]

I agree with @Lance_Navarro's decision to disregard this approach to him. As to the detail, if I have shit in my colon it's my job to make sure that it's gone before I meet someone. No questions, no exceptions.

[gallahadesquire]

With the rate you should request him to bring... 1 enema, 2 boxes of condoms, baby wipes, rubber gloves and a tarp. Also health insurance info to help him find a decent therapist to sort out his shitty issues (pun)

 

Waterproof, one would assume?

[jjkrkwood]

I agree with @Lance_Navarro's decision to disregard this approach to him. As to the detail, if I have shit in my colon it's my job to make sure that it's gone before I meet someone. No questions, no exceptions.

 

Unless the other person likes it there. so to that end perhaps the sender was feeling Mr Navarro out ?

[Bearofdistinction]

You could suggest a three-way with this guy:

 

http://rentmen.com/Urinal

 

WARNING! The ad is not for the faint of stomach.

 

Okay --- We all need a hobby -- He says he works for the Airlines and flies free -- I just hope he isnt

the one who handles to food for First Class!

[Jock123]

It wouldnt be a normal week In the Wonderful world of Escorting without One troll Contacting You. What they dont realize Is most of us are ahead of the Game and can Spot them right out the gate.

 

 

http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nene-girl-bye.gif

[LADoug1]

He says he works for the Airlines and flies free -- I just hope he isnt

the one who handles to food for First Class!

 

Or ANY class, even the shitty ones.