Buying & Maintaining a Boyfriend

[Moondance]

Great News ... a NEW KIT makes it easier than ever for you to have the boyfriend you've been looking for. Build-A-Man, offered in a variety of skin tones and hair styles, is available at fine retail locations nationwide. Some assembly required.

 

 

And Build-A-Man is easy to store and maintain. When you're done playing with him, simply stick him in a jar, put a lid on him and keep him handy for next time. He'll be ready when you are!

 

No more high hourly fees! No more renting when you can own! GET YOUR MAN TODAY!

 

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[+ Gar1eth]

Great News ... a NEW KIT makes it easier than ever for you to have the boyfriend you've been looking for. Build-A-Man, offered in a variety of skin tones and hair styles, is available at fine retail locations nationwide. Some assembly required.

 

 

And Build-A-Man is easy to store and maintain. When you're done playing with him, simply stick him in a jar, put a lid on him and keep him handy for next time. He'll be ready when you are!

 

No more high hourly fees! No more renting when you can own! GET YOUR MAN TODAY!

 

http://57.media.tumblr.com/7b265061649a3b9dddebc69e10a724d7/tumblr_o3kqefc5Eb1qaxlweo1_500.gif

About the only way I imagine I'll ever get one.

 

Gman

[+ Truereview]

Don't forget to water them or...

 

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[AdamSmith]

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How to Make a Homunculus

[jjkrkwood]

I still prefer getting them the Old Fashioned way....... BY FORCE !

 

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And with a little Training, they'll be standing on their own 2 feet, Serving YOU..

 

[+ Gar1eth]

Don't forget to water them or...

 

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/2053025472_1/Hot-Sale-Latex-Halloween-Mask-for-Adult-Men-Villain-Joke-Smoking-bald-old-Man-Party-Festival.jpg

 

This picture is grossing me out.

 

I still prefer getting them the Old Fashioned way....... BY FORCE !

 

And with a little Training, they'll be standing on their own 2 feet, Serving YOU..

 

 

Shouldn't he be kneeling?

 

Gman

[jjkrkwood]

This picture is grossing me out.

 

 

 

Shouldn't he be kneeling?

 

Gman

 

 

Not necessarily, there's all diff kinds of "servicing".....

[+ ArVaGuy]

Looks to me like one of the parts is missing. The penis is not standard equipment?

[AdamSmith]

Looks to me like one of the parts is missing. The penis is not standard equipment?

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/09589715-mr-potato-head.jpg

[+ ArVaGuy]

I swear, IKEA has fucking everything.

[AdamSmith]

I swear, IKEA has fucking everything.

Edited March 8, 2016 by AdamSmith

[tyro]

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/09589715-mr-potato-head.jpg

This reminds me of the "Detachable Penis" song.

T

[+ Truereview]

This reminds me of the "Detachable Penis" song.

T

Is this the one? If so, hysterical! Thanks for the lead!

 

[tyro]

This is EXACTLY it! My sister used to love this song.

T

[+ poolboy48220]

Or the old Sam Kinison routine, "it's a good thing THESE <grabs his crotch> are attached. Because if they weren't, once you got married, <he pops the microphone off its cord>. If you want these, they'll be in my purse or in the refrigerator."

[LADoug1]

Looks to me like one of the parts is missing. The penis is not standard equipment?

That's the premium edition.

[LADoug1]

I swear, IKEA has fucking everything.

I'd like to see the assembly instructions.

[Moondance]

Looks to me like one of the parts is missing. The penis is not standard equipment?

 

You know what they sometimes say about batteries? Well, imagine that it's not about batteries this time:

 

PENIS SOLD SEPARATELY.

 

Bummer, huh? It's kind of like the Rent-A-Man who tells you that you were buying TIME ONLY, when you thought... well, y'know...

[Moondance]

Looks to me like one of the parts is missing. The penis is not standard equipment?

You know what they sometimes say about batteries? Well, imagine that it's not about batteries this time:

 

PENIS SOLD SEPARATELY.

Good news, ArVaGuy ... with a little more research, I've located the penis kit for Build-A-Man. Take your pick ...

 

http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luzhoqSs4B1r1wwoko1_500.jpg

[samhexum]