Morning breath/ Bad Breath Escort

[Juan Vancouver]

As weird as it sounds, just by reading this turns me on. OMG I have a really absurd fetish.

 

On the side note, I ALWAYS kept my oral hygiene top notch when i meet any escort.

 

You are not alone... all our fetishes are kind of funny when you think about it. It is what it is and as long as it is a consensual activity about which you understand the risks, I think we all should just live and let live.

 

As for having perfect breath yourself... you are top three percent immediately. You escort is going to have a blast! =)

[Rudynate]

most of the models have tongue that looked like it is coated with a thick layer of white/yellowish stuff.

 

I've noticed that too and wondered exactly the same thing. They can't all have bad oral hygiene so I think I've decided it's probably a production artifact.

[Rudynate]

As weird as it sounds, just by reading this turns me on. OMG I have a really absurd fetish.

 

On the side note, I ALWAYS kept my oral hygiene top notch when i meet any escort.

 

I don't want to smell anyone's bad breath. Enjoying smelling my partner's breath presupposes that he doesn't have bad breath, just natural breath.

[Rudynate]

Juan, well put, all of us wake up with morning breath, some of it is of no consequence, some is most likely rank. Just.talk.about.it! If it is an issue, 'Why don't we go and brush our teeth?' I don't think I would know, so I'd need to be told, preferably be told gently!

 

I'm OK with morning breath, too, assuming it's average morning breath and not really foul morning breath. I really like men to smell natural, not chemically altered.

[Bovary]

I discovered dental probiotics last year and now wake up every morning with a weirdly fresh mouth. They're melt-away tablets you pop in your mouth after you brush your teeth.

[sincitymix]

LOL! The "Take it like a man!" references a good flogging and/or other traditional BDSM activities. Ya know, something that would be a "fun" activity!

 

The bad breath thing indeed often falls into the "cruel and inhuman" category! Fortunately it is something to which I no longer have to be subjected!

oh I thought take it like a man was about shoving into a guy without lube .. or something along those lines..

 

Hmmm... Just push it in! lol lol.. I keep thinking of that line

[sincitymix]

At risk of having the Escort Underground Council revoking my Diamond membership, I have to tell you an often unknown fact: escorts are just people. If you sleep the night with one of them, he will definitely have morning breath. Most of us run to the bathroom as soon as we wake up to brush and suggest our clients do as well.

 

Now, if you are interested in experiencing an escort's bad breath, there's nothing simpler than that: ask him if it is possible to see him after he goes to the gym. He will likely take a pre workout protein drink, and then an after workout shake. If he doesn't brush his teeth, the combination of the heavy exercise and the protein will give him such vomitous stench that will take you to halitophiliac heaven. That way you can experience terrible, mind-shattering breath, without having him all grossed out because you are feasting on his bacteria-infested morning breath. I think it is a fair compromise.

 

Good luck, and I hope he stinks of high heaven!

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth..

[marylander1940]

It's one of the most intimate things you can do with a man. I love it too.

 

I don't like Listerine right before, because I don't like chemical breath. I want to be able to smell his breath, not mouthwash.

There are some unfortunates who just have bad breath, no matter how hard they try.

 

An overlooked part of oral hygiene is scraping or brushing the tongue. If one does that, flosses at least once a day and drinks plenty of water, bad breath is unlikely.

 

I'm old and old-fashioned too, I just like it to smell like mint or something fresh.

 

I hope brushing is part of a daily routine, and not just flossing and drinking water.

[whipped guy]

LOL! The "Take it like a man!" references a good flogging and/or other traditional BDSM activities. Ya know, something that would be a "fun" activity!

 

The bad breath thing indeed often falls into the "cruel and inhuman" category! Fortunately it is something to which I no longer have to be subjected!

 

oh I thought take it like a man was about shoving into a guy without lube .. or something along those lines..

 

Hmmm... Just push it in! lol lol.. I keep thinking of that line

 

Well, different "strokes" for different folks!

 

As long as it does not involve a "cerebrovascular incident" it's all good!

[samandtham]

The worst that I've experienced so far was not from an overnight hire, but two guys in the same strip club who came up to me. I offered them gum to subtly tell them that their breath reeks, but unfortunately, they didn't take the hint.

 

In my overnights, I go straight to the sink to brush my teeth the second I wake up. If the guy I'm with slowly approaches for a good morning smooch, I warn him about my breath.

[Juan Vancouver]

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth..

 

I totally understand and know you have every right to feel revolted by this. It's not my cup of tea either. However I think it should be us, men who have sex with men, sometimes under a financial agreement, who should champion respect and tolerance for the fetishes of others.

 

Imagine what the collective voices of the majority would sound like when we describe what turns us on. People would be disgusted and would say all sorts of hurtful things.

 

It's my belief that as long as the fetishes we discuss here are consensual between two (or more) adults we have the obligation to be either supportive or be quiet.

 

Sad day it is when even here we are victims of the pervasive sexual shaming we experience everywhere else.

[+ Tygerscent]

I always have the perception that the handsome and gorgeous escort would not have bad breath. The escorts i've hired always have good dental hygiene hence building to my perception that they are perfect. Esp when i see porn stars, i always thought they have the best breath ever.

 

However, i have not have the chance to spend an overnight session with the escort to experience smelling their morning breath.

 

So i am just curious if any of you have hired gorgeous looking escort but have terrible breath? Please let me know. I kind of have fetish for smelling escort's breath. I know it's weird. But fetishes are hard to explain..

I keep gum and listerine close to the bed... in a night owl and like to stay up all night for whatever... But if there is a break point to pee or eat, I take the opportunity to get all minty fresh before the next round~ (Regardless of if my Client or working buddies do as well or do not)...

Sometimes it works to pack a few sticks of gum up between your teeth and gums... That way you continue to give off the minty goodness even after hours of eating ass, sucking cock or kissing~

You just have to be careful not to get it stuck in someone's bush or pants, etc~ (...and there are a few people who can give testimony to my skills of removing gum from the most unexpected places)~

If my partner doesn't freshen up, I sometimes will share mints or raspberries or Apple bites or champagne via kissss to pass the freshness on~

Some people don't like mint though~ So, I also carry cinnamon flavored gum/rinse or share some food we both like together~

Food to freshen with is a great lead in to my food Fetish and its intimate as can be~

Feeds each other is HHHHOT~!!!

Kisses with strawberries, raspberries, chocolate, mints, cherries, peaches... Even savory foods can be fun to share and cleanse the pallet for more play~

Cheese doesn't work well though... Dairy in general doesn't work well for that~

Tyger

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971.400.2633

[+ quoththeraven]

I keep gum and listerine close to the bed... in a night owl and like to stay up all night for whatever... But if there is a break point to pee or eat, I take the opportunity to get all minty fresh before the next round~ (Regardless of if my Client or working buddies do as well or do not)...

Sometimes it works to pack a few sticks of gum up between your teeth and gums... That way you continue to give off the minty goodness even after hours of eating ass, sucking cock or kissing~

You just have to be careful not to get it stuck in someone's bush or pants, etc~ (...and there are a few people who can give testimony to my skills of removing gum from the most unexpected places)~

If my partner doesn't freshen up, I sometimes will share mints or raspberries or Apple bites or champagne via kissss to pass the freshness on~

Some people don't like mint though~ So, I also carry cinnamon flavored gum/rinse or share some food we both like together~

Food to freshen with is a great lead in to my food Fetish and its intimate as can be~

Feeds each other is HHHHOT~!!!

Kisses with strawberries, raspberries, chocolate, mints, cherries, peaches... Even savory foods can be fun to share and cleanse the pallet for more play~

Cheese doesn't work well though... Dairy in general doesn't work well for that~

Tyger

[email protected]

971.400.2633

 

Off topic, but I wanted to say hey. If you don't recognize the username, I'm the woman you met at the Forum luncheon in DC and thereafter. Also, what's the best way to follow your travel schedule? I have to admit that your website baffles me.