And Now That I am a Viscount . . .

[Guest Wetnwildbear]

I have reached 1000 posts - been awarded my title and the ancestral lands, castle, horses, servants, outbuildings and livestock that accompany the title, I have asked Daddy to DELETE my account. My intent

is to live on my ancestral lands, supervise the livestock and to crochet or weave slings and dildo cozies for the poor. As such I bid you all farewell!!!

 

To Paraphrase Carol Burnett -- Im so glad we had this time in leather -- just to fist a guy or two -- seems we just get started then before you blow it --- cums the time we have to say So Loooooong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goodnight Everyone!!!!

 

Voice-Over Announcer

"The part of the Wetnwildbear was played by Lyle Wagner!

This has been recorder in front of a live audience!

[JDXXX]

I have reached 1000 posts - been awarded my title and the ancestral lands, castle, horses, servants, outbuildings and livestock that accompany the title, I have asked Daddy to DELETE my account. My intent

is to live on my ancestral lands, supervise the livestock and to crochet or weave slings and dildo cozies for the poor. As such I bid you all farewell!!!

 

To Paraphrase Carol Burnett -- Im so glad we had this time in leather -- just to fist a guy or two -- seems we just get started then before you blow it --- cums the time I have to say So Loooooong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goodnight Everyone!!!!

 

The part of the Wetnwildbear was played by Lyle Wagner!

This has been recorder in front of a live audience!

 

Congrads Wetnwild, but what would you want to leave the forum knowing you've some this far?

[+ purplekow]

Sorry to see you go especially at a time when going can look like running. Good luck. I encourage you to stay even if you do not participate. I encourage others to stay as well. Let cooler heads and hotter bodies prevail

[Guest Wetnwildbear]

My Dearest Cow - Viscounts do not run - we saunter -- we have people who run for us - and generally they return

with festive beverage refreshments and some nummy treats --- Do join us at the ancestral estate in October for the traditional running of the cubs. Tah

[Guy Fawkes]

I'm so sorry but once you delete the account, you lose the title... and the lands, castle, horses, servants, outbuildings, livestock and the cute man that scrubs your back. Would you like to reconsider?

 

I have reached 1000 posts - been awarded my title and the ancestral lands, castle, horses, servants, outbuildings and livestock that accompany the title, I have asked Daddy to DELETE my account. My intent

is to live on my ancestral lands, supervise the livestock and to crochet or weave slings and dildo cozies for the poor. As such I bid you all farewell!!!

 

To Paraphrase Carol Burnett -- Im so glad we had this time in leather -- just to fist a guy or two -- seems we just get started then before you blow it --- cums the time we have to say So Loooooong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goodnight Everyone!!!!

 

Voice-Over Announcer

"The part of the Wetnwildbear was played by Lyle Wagner!

This has been recorder in front of a live audience!

[+ Gar1eth]

My Dearest Cow - Viscounts do not run - we saunter --

Reading this reminded me of a description of the demon Crowley from Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett's Good Omens-"An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards."

 

Gman

[Guest Wetnwildbear]

Do Iget to Keep the Voicce-Over Announcer

I'm so sorry but once you delete the account, you lose the title... and the lands, castle, horses, servants, outbuildings, livestock and the cute man that scrubs your back. Would you like to reconsider?

 

I will take the hit on the castle/lands/etc -- My Royal Barrister will address the subject of my title ---

 

"But Its Time To Say Goodbye For Just a Little While . . .

So Save a Smile for Me . . . ." Courtesy of Alvino Rae and the Four Kings

[Bluray2]

Reading this reminded me of a description of the demon Crowley from Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett's Good Omens-"An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards."

 

Gman

Incredible quote. I'm looking up the original source now. Thank you for sharing!

[+ poolboy48220]

Good Omens is a very good book - think "The Omen" with a Monty Python twist. The antichrist is born and delivered to a prominent family, but the not-too-bright 'satanic nun' who does the delivery mixes up the babies, and the antichrist is delivered to a English farmer family (I think), while Satan's minions watch over the wrong boy growing up.