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His Profile Page can't be pulled up just as Marylander et al can't be. I'm assuming (yes, I know!!o_O) either he's taken an involuntary sabbatical from the Forum (again), or he has left our sandbox voluntarily as have several others recently.

 

Gman

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Detectives Bentson and Stabler have been called in to investigate the disappearance of a man from one of his cyberspace hangouts. (Yeah, Stabler ... because this show is a repeat.)

 

Stabler: What do we have so far?

Bentson: Well, we know some tensions recently surfaced at the cyber-hangout. One frequent visitor, a known homosexual, posted a thread praising a guy he'd spent some time with. Later that same day, another man--likely another homosexual--posted a thread that might be interpreted as a willful personal attack on that same guy.

Stabler: And the guy who was both praised and attacked, was he...

Bentson: Appears to be another homosexual.

Stabler: [shaking his head] These guys ... [leans forward on Bentson's desk, sticks butt out, camera lingers] So what happened?

Bentson: Apparently this character called Daddy who owns the joint got a little hot-under-the-collar and put a lock on the attack thread.

Stabler: [shifting his stance, camera still on his fine ass] And what does this have to do with our missing man?

Bentson: Well, no one knows for sure, or no one's talking, but apparently our missing man posted a link to the locked thread on the other thread. His post soon disappeared ... and so did he.

Stabler: Sounds to me like we need to take a hard look at Daddy.

Bentson: From what I hear, that's the way Daddy likes to be looked at.

Stabler: You mean?

Bentson: Don't ask.

Stabler: You mean, don't ask, don't tell?

Bentson: No, if you ask, I'll tell you. I just mean, don't ask.

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Agents Bentson and Stabler have been called in to investigate the disappearance of a man from one of his cyberspace hangouts. (Yeah, Stabler ... because this show is a repeat.)

 

Stabler: What do we have so far?

Bentson: Well, we know some tensions recently surfaced at the cyber-hangout. One frequent visitor, a known homosexual, posted a thread praising a guy he'd spent some time with. Later than same day, another man--likely another homosexual--posted a thread that might be interpreted as a willful personal attack on that same guy.

Stabler: And the guy who was both praised and attacked, was he...

Bentson: Appears to be another homosexual.

Stabler: [shaking his head] These guys ... [leans forward on Bentson's desk, sticks butt out, camera lingers] So what happened?

Bentson: Apparently this character called Daddy who owns the joint got a little hot-under-the-collar and put a lock on the attack thread.

Stabler: [shifting his stance, camera still on his fine ass] And what does this have to do with our missing man?

Bentson: Well, no one knows for sure, or no one's talking, but apparently our missing man posted a link to the locked thread on the other thread. His post soon disappeared ... and so did he.

Stabler: Sounds to me like we need to take a hard look at Daddy.

Bentson: From what I hear, that's the way Daddy likes to be looked at.

Stabler: You mean?

Bentson: Don't ask.

Stabler: You mean, don't ask, don't tell?

Bentson: No, if you ask, I'll tell you. I just mean, don't ask.

 

Very very clever Starbuck. Reminds me of, well yes of another poster long gone from these parts.....I believe his name was "Maxswellissmart" ?? or something like that. He would often post in the form of a dialog. Funny stuff, you made my morning coffee quite enjoyable.

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Very very clever Starbuck. Reminds me of, well yes of another poster long gone from these parts.....I believe his name was "Maxswellissmart" ?? or something like that. He would often post in the form of a dialog. Funny stuff, you made my morning coffee quite enjoyable.

 

Wasn't Maxwell that escort who would never actually tell us who he was?

 

Gman

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Very very clever Starbuck. Reminds me of, well yes of another poster long gone from these parts.....I believe his name was "Maxswellissmart" ?? or something like that. He would often post in the form of a dialog. Funny stuff, you made my morning coffee quite enjoyable.

 

Wasn't Maxwell that escort who would never actually tell us who he was?

 

Gman

 

Yes indeed, but he was most entertaining.

 

We will have to agree to disagree. I thought he wasn't very nice.

 

Gman

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We will have to agree to disagree. I thought he wasn't very nice.

 

Gman

 

Fair enough, and I won't disagree...and with some, you are correct, he wasn't very nice, and he and I had a few fender benders along the way also, but he had his moments.

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Love this movie!!! Brings back such memories of realistic twisted comedy on how "bad karma can come bite you in the ass" sort of way. ;).

 

Thanks for the post, Adam as this scene from "Beetlejuice" is hilarious.

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Love this movie!!! Brings back such memories of realistic twisted comedy on how "karma can come bite you in the ass" sort of way. ;)

 

They are apparently working on a sequel.

 

Gman

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They are apparently working on a sequel.

 

Gman

 

I'll be the first in line with a tub of popcorn. Wanna come join me to see it when it comes out? ;). I'll provide the popcorn, milk duds, and mike-n-ikes. LOL.

 

I wonder what the sequel will be like?

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I'll be the first in line with a tub of popcorn. Wanna come join me to see it when it comes out? ;). I'll provide the popcorn, milk duds, and mike-n-ikes. LOL.

 

I wonder what the sequel will be like?

 

I'd ask you to buy me some Whoppers from the concession stand too. But I understand you bring that with you!!!:rolleyes:

 

Gman

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They both look yummy. Of course the one in the first picture is singular and much, much larger than the ones in the last two. :p

 

Gman

 

Oh okay. You can have both if you like as they both are filled with milk chocolate, and just melts away in your mouth.

 

Both are scrumptious I might add. ;). Maybe you should come sample a taste one day. LOL. :p

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Wasn't Maxwell that escort who would never actually tell us who he was?

 

Gman

 

Oh yeah.....Maxwell.....I haven't thought about him in a long time. What a character! What in the world ever happened to him??? ;)

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Wasn't Maxwell that escort who would never actually tell us who he was?

 

Gman

 

Oh yeah.....Maxwell.....I haven't thought about him in a long time. What a character! What in the world ever happened to him??? ;)

 

I couldn't get his name to pull up in a profile search. But I found some old posts of his, and I was able to find his profile that way. His last sign-in on the Forum (at least under that alias) was December 24th, 2012. I hadn't realized that it had been that long since he had "graced" us o_O (at least in that identity). It seems like only yesterday we were reading his enlightening posts:confused:.

 

Gman

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I remember Maxwell (wasn't it MaxwellIsSmart?), he was posting a lot right around the time I started reading & posting in the forum. I always enjoyed reading what he wrote, and was dying to find out which escort he really was, because he seemed like he'd be a lot of fun.

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