Need help finding a "ultra high-end" escort - for my boss!

[danneeoo]

The author of this thread is going through an elaborate cruise, but he is not fooling anyone. The dead give away is that he is spending large amounts of time and effort to respond and comment on the suggestions made in this thread. That's just a waste of time for him and his "boss," because debate with those responding does not move him and his "boss" any closer to the phony stated objective.

Moreover, these arrangements with the men being sought are easily available through a couple of pimps with national reputations and clientele; they are well known and easily discovered.

 

My job with this task is to be persistent, exhaustive and patient. That means teasing out info where I think there may be something useful. Some of the converted that went from thinking I was fake to seeing I wasn't, were converted by my continued engagement. A couple of those people then PMed me leads (promising? I don't know yet). On the pimps, what's easily visible to you is not necessarily easily visible to me, especially as someone who's entire knowledge is a result of a few weeks of poking around online. If you want to volunteer the info for those pimps, by all means. If not, meh, what's easily visible to me (that this is a real scenario) is clearly not easily visible to you, on the other hand. That's ok.

[danneeoo]

Danneeoo is an amazing poster. Don't remember when a brand new poster has made such a splash with an initial post, one with much specificity and dare I say slight controversy. I could give two shits about his authenticity or that of his request and its particulars. My hat is off to many of you for extending the kindness of offering great suggestions. He has learned some mad posting skills in a very short time and become actively engaged consistently, so he is getting something out of the exchange that I guess if of value.

 

Without intending any value judgment on the poster, I would just offer from personal experience (and not needing my PA to do it for me), that one could find a quality escort as he requests through searching ads and the reviews on this forum and find success. Thanks to Hooboy and Daddy and the great guys out there for making that happen.

 

Conversations are being had about adjusting approach. Thanks for the constructive feedback.

[danneeoo]

Pretty much this. I don't think there's some huge secret network of super hot guys that don't advertise. There are some younger men who may do it discreetly - certain models and bartenders at gay bars, who only go forth if approached with the right number - often four figures. That requires actually going to a bar and approaching people the right way. But even the wealthiest gay men who hire are browsing the escort sites and picking there.

 

That may be the case, I am learning. That may not, I was lead to believe by other posts on this very forum. We'll see how the PM furnished info plays out.

[danneeoo]

...Too much time and too much surprise at the auction prices for art. What multimillionaire isn't buying art these days? All so curious.

 

Lol - hmmmm, how many times since that Christie's auction this month in London have you talked to the head of a major world museum? Because I've talked to two, and even they're a little baffled at how much money the ultra-ultra-wealthy are parking in single pieces of art right now. I didn't say my boss wasn't buying art. I used it as an example of how people use their money even more lavishly than my boss does. Context.

[danneeoo]

In the early part of the last decade, there was an escort agency in New York called Wow that specialized in high-class models/fashion industry guys with jobs who needed extra money. No photos, no head shot, but you had to deal with the owner who set things up. It was a good agency. But, escort agencies are mostly a thing of the past. Too bad for Mr. Moneybags and his assistant.

 

This would be useful.

[danneeoo]

Well, in my particular niche, I'm not an "executive assistant." Those are the people in his office who stay on top of everything and fill in where all the other employees' responsibilities don't quite meet end to end. But I digress and understand the practicality of referring to me as such. You have no idea how much I have or haven't cloaked in this discussion. I'll leave it by saying I am not worried about my discretion practices.

 

This is one of the dead giveaways. DISCRETION is expected of escorts. DISCRETION is expected of high level executive assistants.

[danneeoo]

Amazing, huh? Danneeoo took what seemed like nonsense yesterday and made it look like a mental health issue today.

 

And what leads you to assume he's a novice poster and a quick learner as opposed to someone we already know using a different screen name?

 

You guys love the ad hominem attacks. That's cool. I am not an old hand under a new screen name. What would be the point of that?

[Steven_Draker]

I don't think there's some huge secret network of super hot guys that don't advertise.

There IS an underground network ... It's not "huge", but it does exist.

 

I can vouch for that.

 

[Steven_Draker]

You guys love the ad hominem attacks. That's cool.

 

Danneeoo, your popularity rate is through the roof ...

 

You've made so many "friends" with a single thread. I've rarely seen someone's postings as thoroughly dissected as yours.

 

You've got thick skin!

 

[+ quoththeraven]

The reason you arent getting guys to respond to you on rentboy is because this sounds very ficticious and like a yank on the chain. When I go to LA I get texts like this sometimes from these "assistants". They go ignored or I respond, " okay great, let's meet. Please send me a car service to and from. Please send me the reservation in my email when its made". And wouldn't ya know it! Thats where the conversation ends, naturally. I'd rather see a client whos down to earth, easy going and is middle class, than someone who is ultra wealthy, highly demanding, controlling and telling me how many clients I can create relationships with. No gracias.

 

To prove this is a real inquiry I'd suggest sending them $100 no questions asked VIA Paypal or Venmo. If your boss is wealthy and money isn't an issue this shouldn't be a problem. Also, consider who you're emailing. If its a popular guy, this sounds like way too many hoops to jump through when he can just put his availability light on, travel to a different city and throw an ad up, or service his regular clients. If you do not go this route you might as well tell your boss your incapable of the task at hand and start job hunting. Dont talk about it be about it. Show them you are SERIOUS.

 

Killian just made my point about too many hoops to jump through for most escorts. Whether there is some secret cabal of guys who charge through the roof for semi-exclusive gigs, I don't know, but the fact your boss wants semi-exclusivity smacks of elitism or an attitude toward sex that is the antithesis of most escorts'. It's also the antithesis of mainstream gay culture, if there is such a thing, which is unabashedly hedonistic.

 

To those of you who think this is a scam: Danneeoo has put a lot of effort into this if it is. I don't know why someone would bother. If you think it likely, what does that say about you? And at the risk of being heckled, it is one gender, not the other, that gets its jollies from such setups.

 

In this case, if it is a scam, it's an entertaining one. If it is not, best of luck to you, danneeoo, and here's hoping that your boss isn't the next Lord Browne in a few years. (Ex-BP CEO outed by former lover/kept boy, although Browne was famously indiscreet.)

[nynakedtop]

 

In this case, if it is a scam, it's an entertaining one.

 

Best statement made in this entire thread! Kinda sums it up for me...!

 

Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming!

[+ quoththeraven]

There IS an underground network ... It's not "huge", but it does exist.

 

I can vouch for that.

 

 

Besides vouching here, I hope you've PM'd danneeoo with information on how to access it.

 

Btw, what I've gotten from this is that danneeoo is a personal assistant directly employed by the person at issue, not an executive assistant employed by his company. Whether I'm right or wrong, I don't expect danneeoo to confirm or deny.

[mike carey]

Whether there is some secret cabal of guys who charge through the roof for semi-exclusive gigs, I don't know, but the fact your boss wants semi-exclusivity smacks of elitism or an attitude toward sex that is the antithesis of most escorts'. It's also the antithesis of mainstream gay culture, if there is such a thing, which is unabashedly hedonistic.

I have found this whole thread fascinating. The nature of the initial request, the scepticism, the mockery and then the half-hearted acceptance of the request. Like QTR I don't know what is out there in the semi-excusivity domain.

 

If this is a scam it is an incredibly elaborate one so I tend towards accepting it as real. I differ from QTR in that, if anything, it's a lack of understanding of how this world works and not elitism. As others have said, there are plenty of escorts who would be able to provide the level of discretion Danneeoo's boss requires without satisfying the checklist he set out (he needs to specify the outcome he wants rather than the criteria he thinks will provide that assurance). In the end, it's his choice, of course.

 

Anyway, I'm not trying to provide a solution, just comment on what's going on. Like many threads, it provides some interesting insights.

[Indigo]

Scam or no scam, the OPs thread is an interesting one. I still haven't learnt anything though. Daneoo, please let me know what your research comes up with!

[manTOman]

Facts or fiction, this thread is by far the most entertaining one in a while.

[+ purplekow]

Facts or fiction, this thread is by far the most entertaining one in a while.

I did write to him in a PM and got no response. Wondering if anyone else did get a response.

Biggest red flag: He has been doing research for several weeks for his boss. What self respecting, horny, rich man who wants sex wants to sit around waiting for weeks while his personal assistant is poring over the resumes of potential bed partners. So either the boss is extremely patient and not very horny or the "assistant" is pulling our third leg. You do the math, it does not add up. So I am now firmly in the mildly entertaining totally phony column.

[+ SundayZip]

There are times when people get duped:

 

The Fuji Mermaid: In 1842, PT Barnum included the Fiji Mermaid in his circus sideshow. He said it was the mummified remains of a real mermaid. Huge crowds came and believed what they saw until a few skeptics investigated and discovered the Barnum had simply attached the head and torso of a baby monkey to the tail of a fish and wrapped the whole thing in paper-mache.

 

The war of the worlds: In 1938, scheduled radio programs where suddenly interrupted with a radio play based on the HG Wells book, The War of the Worlds. The play was so convincingly narrated by Orson Wells that many people actually thought that men from Mars had landed in New Jersey and were invading the US. People hid in their basements, armed themselves and even clogged the roads trying to escape NJ.

 

The balloon boy: In 2009, a Fort Collins, Colorado couple launched a homemade weather balloon and then notified the authorities that their young son was missing and may have hidden in the balloon before it was launched. Millions of people watched the floating balloon on national news thinking that the boy was inside. When the balloon finally came down, the boy was not in it. He had been told by his parents to hide in the attic the whole time.

 

The admin assistant searching for an escort for his boss: In 2015, a creative trickster made up an elaborate story about a very wealthy, high-powered and closeted man who had asked him, his trusted admin assistant, to find him an ultra-high end, ultra-discreet male escort. This trickster, calling himself "danneoo", posted the story to M4M escort forum and quickly generated an 9 page thread. People continued to use the thread to give danneeoo and the alleged boss advice in spite of the fact that a number of people called him out as a fraudster. The thread turned out to be a testament to people's innate tendency to trust and to want to help others.

[+ purplekow]

Mr. Draker, I suspect that if there is such a list, you would know about it. But as you know:

 

First rule of Ultra High End Escort Club is that: There is no Ultra High End Escort Club. I would also mention that when the End is Ultra High, it requires getting on tiptoes to fuck it and that can put quite a bit of strain on the calves, so have your boss start doing some weight training on them gastrocs, because as described, your boss is usually above it all.

[bigvalboy]

There are times when people get duped:

The admin assistant searching for an escort for his boss: In 2015, a creative trickster made up an elaborate story about a very wealthy, high-powered and closeted man who had asked him, his trusted admin assistant, to find him an ultra-high end, ultra-discreet male escort. This trickster, calling himself "danneoo", posted the story to M4M escort forum and quickly generated an 9 page thread. People continued to use the thread to give danneeoo and the alleged boss advice in spite of the fact that a number of people called him out as a fraudster. The thread turned out to be a testament to people's innate tendency to trust and to want to help others.

 

ROFLMAO....

[+ Robster]

Btw, what I've gotten from this is that danneeoo is a personal assistant directly employed by the person at issue, not an executive assistant employed by his company. Whether I'm right or wrong, I don't expect danneeoo to confirm or deny.

He's already confirmed that in an earlier post. Of course, I can't find it now, but I remember his mentioning that.

 

Rob

[Irtwo]

If fake, then kudos to OP, because this is hilarious! (And I'm not sure why QTR thinks only guys would think it's funny). If it's real, here 's a suggestion: try MuscleService forum. They often have bodybuilders looking for a very discreet arrangement like your boss described. This is assuming your boss is into muscle guys. I also second Seeking Arrangement, which has already been suggested. I've actually met some cool guys off there.

[danneeoo]

Killian just made my point about too many hoops to jump through for most escorts. Whether there is some secret cabal of guys who charge through the roof for semi-exclusive gigs, I don't know, but the fact your boss wants semi-exclusivity smacks of elitism or an attitude toward sex that is the antithesis of most escorts'. It's also the antithesis of mainstream gay culture, if there is such a thing, which is unabashedly hedonistic.

 

To those of you who think this is a scam: Danneeoo has put a lot of effort into this if it is. I don't know why someone would bother. If you think it likely, what does that say about you? And at the risk of being heckled, it is one gender, not the other, that gets its jollies from such setups.

 

In this case, if it is a scam, it's an entertaining one. If it is not, best of luck to you, danneeoo, and here's hoping that your boss isn't the next Lord Browne in a few years. (Ex-BP CEO outed by former lover/kept boy, although Browne was famously indiscreet.)

 

Ha - yes, I remember the news of Lord Browne. Here is to hoping...and working tirelessly to make it so.

 

Thanks for for all your thoughts, QTR. We had a good conversation about, among many things, the points you brought up yesterday. I think he wants to let the idea rest for a few days at least.

[danneeoo]

Scam or no scam, the OPs thread is an interesting one. I still haven't learnt anything though. Daneoo, please let me know what your research comes up with!

 

Good morning Indigo, if anything pans out from the suggestions presented either here or in PM, I will try to remember to task the referring parties if it's ok to share and then either do so or not. Like everyone else, I hate the term "try to remember," but I may have moved onto actually managing the situation at that point, so I can't make guarantees.

[danneeoo]

I did write to him in a PM and got no response. Wondering if anyone else did get a response.

Biggest red flag: He has been doing research for several weeks for his boss. What self respecting, horny, rich man who wants sex wants to sit around waiting for weeks while his personal assistant is poring over the resumes of potential bed partners. So either the boss is extremely patient and not very horny or the "assistant" is pulling our third leg. You do the math, it does not add up. So I am now firmly in the mildly entertaining totally phony column.

 

Hi PK, sorry about not responding at this point. I have responded to everyone but you and the suggestions that came in overnight, but it's not what it sounds like! I thought I had responded to you, as shown, or so I thought, by the fact that both our names are listed underneath the subject line. I thought that meant there was at least one message from the both of us in the conversation, though now I am seeing that's just a participant list and I have to look to the right to see how many replies there are to it. 0 - I will fix that shortly.

[danneeoo]

This is funny.

 

There are times when people get duped:

 

The Fuji Mermaid: In 1842, PT Barnum included the Fiji Mermaid in his circus sideshow. He said it was the mummified remains of a real mermaid. Huge crowds came and believed what they saw until a few skeptics investigated and discovered the Barnum had simply attached the head and torso of a baby monkey to the tail of a fish and wrapped the whole thing in paper-mache.

 

The war of the worlds: In 1938, scheduled radio programs where suddenly interrupted with a radio play based on the HG Wells book, The War of the Worlds. The play was so convincingly narrated by Orson Wells that many people actually thought that men from Mars had landed in New Jersey and were invading the US. People hid in their basements, armed themselves and even clogged the roads trying to escape NJ.

 

The balloon boy: In 2009, a Fort Collins, Colorado couple launched a homemade weather balloon and then notified the authorities that their young son was missing and may have hidden in the balloon before it was launched. Millions of people watched the floating balloon on national news thinking that the boy was inside. When the balloon finally came down, the boy was not in it. He had been told by his parents to hide in the attic the whole time.

 

The admin assistant searching for an escort for his boss: In 2015, a creative trickster made up an elaborate story about a very wealthy, high-powered and closeted man who had asked him, his trusted admin assistant, to find him an ultra-high end, ultra-discreet male escort. This trickster, calling himself "danneoo", posted the story to M4M escort forum and quickly generated an 9 page thread. People continued to use the thread to give danneeoo and the alleged boss advice in spite of the fact that a number of people called him out as a fraudster. The thread turned out to be a testament to people's innate tendency to trust and to want to help others.