Straight Guys Luv Dildos

[Guest LatinoRican]

About a year ago, I hired a stripper from a local bar to give me a "private" show at my aparment. Well, one thing led to another, but he would not get into anything anal (active or passive) for fear of AIDS. I had on gay porn and he saw that one guy was using a dildo on another, to which he said, "Hmmm...I would be willing to try that." So, next day I bought 2 dildos and sure enough the next time he was over he kept his word and promptly had one up his ass as he jerked off to a gushing climax. Since then, whenever I have a guy over, at some moment, I will pull out a dildo and show it to him. Like.."Look what I have!" If the guy grabs it and fools around with it, it's pretty likely that he'll sit on it too. It's surprising that many guys who will not let you fuck them will put a dildo up their ass.

 

Phrases often heard: "It feels so real." "Oh, it hurts!" "God, it's ripping me apart." "Wow, it's really big"

 

Phrase never heard: "Take it out!"

 

Anyone care to comment?

[Luv2play]

I think it's only a matter of time before they will be taking the real thing up their asses.}(

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Take It Like A Man

 

Personally, if I were a client and it was my dime, I would ensure I would get what I wanted where I wanted it. That would not involve any toys.

[Guest YR]

A couple of weeks ago I get this phone call from a straight guy that I have known for about a year or so. At first he makes plesantries,i.e., asking about how I've been doing, what I've been up to, etc., and then out of the clear blue he says, "You really are gay, aren't you?" Well at this point in the conversation I blurt out that it's really weird that he just called me and said that, since I had been thinking about him since I had gotten up this morning(I didn't bother to say I hadn't been to bed yet

 

Well,to make a long story short he says, " I hope I don't offend you, but could we get together and you fuck me?" Well, let's just say that after being up all night and working the internet for a guy that I was looking for (swm 18-25) I was more than ready to entertain anything that he wanted to do.

 

However, I should add that as soon as he showed up he pulled a dildo out of his bag and, with his boxers and jeans shoved down, he started to fuck himself with "his" dildo, all the while whispering and moaning that all he really wanted was to feel was a REAL hard, throbbing cock up his ass pounding away with the sensation of another guy's cum-filled balls bouncing off his ass.

 

Well, I obliged. Just remember though, what you always get and enjoy is not always what you WANT, and to this day he has never spoken to me again. He admitted the next morning of having "buyer's remorse" or more likely he was embarassed that he actually enjoyed himself so much. In any event, I not only lost a fantasy (hoping that one day he might get drunk or fucked up enough to fool around with me) but a good friend at the same time - I've seen him over 5 times since that fateful day/night/weekend and he won't even act like he recognizes me much less will he acknowledge my presence.

[VaHawk]

>Well, I obliged. Just remember though, what you always get and

>enjoy is not always what you WANT, and to this day he has

>never spoken to me again. He admitted the next morning of

>having "buyer's remorse" or more likely he was embarassed that

>he actually enjoyed himself so much. In any event, I not only

>lost a fantasy (hoping that one day he might get drunk or

>fucked up enough to fool around with me) but a good friend at

>the same time - I've seen him over 5 times since that fateful

>day/night/weekend and he won't even act like he recognizes me

>much less will he acknowledge my presence.

 

HUH??? Your words make absoultely no logical sense! You fantasize about him being drunk/fucked up enough to ram your cock up his ass and you did that, so what the hell are you ranting about???????

 

Perhaps, you thought some straight guy would fall in love with you, and sans drugs/alcohol he was too embarrassed to book further sessions? Is that it? Or are you one of those pathetic losers who only want/advertise for "straight" men? Here's a clue for you honey, if he took your cock up his ass, he ain't straight!

[Guest LatinoRican]

This is a prequel to my first posting...

 

Before what happened in my first posting occurred, I had a somewhat similar experience with a guy I was introduced to by a good friend. My friend calls me and says that he wants me to meet this guy he knows, so we talk and he soon comes over to my apartment. He brings a six-pack of beer and some other stuff in a bag of sorts. We chit-chat a while and he shows me a pic of his 4 year-old son that he has on a keychain, etc. He then asks if I have any porn videos (for some reason most latino guys need porn to get things going), so I put a video in the VCR and things get underway... About 20 minutes later, as we are rolling around on the rug, he gets up, goes to his bag and pulls out a rather large dildo! I think to myself, "Well, he better not try to use it on me." But no need to fear as he lubed it up and slowly but surely pushed it up his ass and proceeded to perform all kinds of acrobatics with it while I sat by and watched. Actually, I lit a cigarette and took in the show. So, finally he cums, pulls the thing out, puts it back in his bag, washes up, and thanks me for a great time! I still don't know what to make of it. BTW, I never saw him again.

 

Any ideas? Comments?

[+ Hoover42]

I've had a similar thing happen to me (though with the sexual roles reversed) more than once.

 

In other words, I've fantasized for months over a guy, had them finally give in (or convince me to give in) to sex, only to discover afterwards that the guy never wants to speak to me again (or worse, wants to beat the shit out of me).

 

In all cases, it was very depressing for me afterward; I even called a suicide hotline once because of it.

 

I wonder though, if you had known the outcome ahead of time, would you have done things any differently?

 

...Hoover