Full service like never before....

[+ kontor1]

... and I thought creativity died long ago in this line of work...

... and I thought that by providing massages as a CMT myself will be a unique addition to my repertoir...

 

... check this guy out (my friend just forwarded the link)

 

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/5023538553.html

[Zman]

There's a joke about asking him if it's a hard drive or floppy in there somewhere.

 

I need him to fiddle my bits.

[Despardo]

Funny. Reminds me of the old Jewish joke about the streetwalker who approaches a guy in a car. "How much?", he asks. She replies, "For $500 I'll do anything!" He says, "Get in. Come home and paint my house."

[+ Gar1eth]

There's an escort named Duncan who has advertised out of Seattle, Portland, and SF who claims computer skills as part of his repertoire. I think he works naked too.

 

Gman

[Despardo]

There was a recent meme on Facebook claiming that watching too much pornography gives people unrealistic expectations on how soon the plumber will show up.

[+ purplekow]

I make it mandatory for anyone using my home computer to be naked while doing so.

[Despardo]

There's an escort named Duncan who has advertised out of Seattle, Portland, and SF who claims computer skills as part of his repertoire. I think he works naked too.

 

Gman

 

I once had a young man repair my stereo speakers. He then proceeded to rip me off, but that was in another country, and besides the dude is dead.

[Despardo]

I make it mandatory for anyone using my home computer to be naked while doing so.

 

Good plan.

[+ poolboy48220]

I think Bravo Delta may offer similar services.