30 insane profile pics from Russian dudes on dating sites

[AdamSmith]

 

http://www.playboy.com/galleries/insane-male-russian-profile-pictures/slide-1?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=outbrain_safe_humor_mobile

[whipped guy]

Well that explains it!!

 

Now I understand why there are so many Russian women who are doing everything in their power to get into the USA. I know of two guys who were hoodwinked into getting Russian brides (they turned out to be lazy do nothings though these women were "talented" enough to be able to hook their man) and a third who is learning Russian and has been actively looking for his Russian Miss Right... and there has been no shortage of women that he has been able to check out. It's just that he is quite fussy... and wants to create the perfect love child with his new honey.

 

Now none of these guys is a total prize... but compared to what I just saw... It's a no brainier! So now I totally get it!

[AdamSmith]

To give some idea, this may be the least alarming of the lot...

 

 

...although this one also has a certain something-or-other going on...

 

 

...certainly by comparison to this one...

 

 

...meanwhile one can only wonder...

 

 

...I want to know this one's drug dealer...

 

 

...not bad at all, to my taste...

 

 

...but then comes this...

 

 

...really?

 

 

...versatile!

 

 

...Father, forgive them...

 

[whipped guy]

LOL... Well if this is representative of what Russia has to offer I might just be playing on a different team if I were living in the former CCCP! (Though the first guy has possibilities!

)

[bigvalboy]

LOL... Well if this is representative of what Russia has to offer I might just be playing on a different team if I were living in the former CCCP!

(Though the first guy has possibilities!

)

 

[marylander1940]

 

http://www.playboy.com/galleries/insane-male-russian-profile-pictures/slide-1?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=outbrain_safe_humor_mobile

 

What do you expect? It's Appalachia but colder.. it's a country with 60% redneck population, here they might be just 15% but the show up to vote every single election, they got their shit together for that.

 

They're mostly racist, xenophobic, uneducated, alcoholics, and it's someone else's fault everything bad that happens to them. A well-known poster on here who speaks fluent Russian told me that and he was absolutely right.

[+ purplekow]

Lots a bathtubs, weapons and money. I thought the man with the ram was probably the most sane of the lot unless he was asking for a threeway, and even then he might be the most sane of the lot.

[recency]

The one with the toilet and wine glass is my personal favorite. Note the charming toilet brush accessory to the right of the toilet. And the evident need for same. Yes, if a life of celibacy is your aim, this would be the place to go.