Eat My Tight Hole

[+ Lucky]

Lovely Rick wants his fat cock sucked, but surely some hot escort out there wants his tight hole chowed down on. Maybe we could put together a whole (hole?) buffet! Volunteers?

[Rick Munroe]

>Volunteers?

 

OK, count me in. I'm always "open" to that suggestion. }(

 

(I'll take one in front and one in back; thank you)

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

The first time I ever ate ass was with an escort 2 years ago. Since then I have never encountered such a sweet smelling, clean ass. The thought of eating ass never did anything for me. However, I was bit sauced up that evening so I went for it. Either he ass-douched with a garden or he was just a clean person. Since then, no other ass has been the same to me. Therefore, I just stick with shoving my fingers up there or pound it with my man drill.

 

If I am going to at anyone's ass I want some kind of promise with won't smell like kraut.

 

:o

VDN

[+ Lucky]

Then don't eat a German! (Just kidding!)

[btmstudnyc]

I volunteer...and I hope Derek Ross volunteers too...because I volunteer to eat his hole....ah..maybe we can get a butt eating train going on.

 

JIM

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Lucky,

 

Ich will nur sauberen After essen. Ein deutscher After ist ein übler After !!!!!

[Guest Mikel]

Now, I'd like to be part of that train as long as I wasn't the engine or the cabuse (sp?)...depending on who was in front of me...

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Love Me, Love My Ass

 

Two of the twinks are total vegans, meaning no animal products. No butter, no milk, no dairy products, not even any fish or chicken. The claim (and they certainly smell good in proof), that diet has a total effect on what other men smell and (more importantly) taste like.

 

Your escort from a few years ago might have had a very particular diet, which was apparently highly conducive to your taste buds. Some men like "man funk" as it can be put and some do not, so I think this is definitely a case where your particular taste buds might not be matched by others.

 

http://www.gaydar.co.uk/francodisantis

[+ Lucky]

Ich bin ein dildo!!

[+ Lucky]

RE: Chocaholic

 

That's a crock of shit! hehehe

As long as the man is clean, it doesn't matter what he eats. If that were true, I would just ask the guy to eat a Hershey bar two hours before our date!

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>Ich bin ein dildo!!

 

OH MY! I really hope to see you soon!

 

 

:*

 

VDN

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Crock Pot

 

There is a big difference in how your towels smell when you pick them up after they have dried on a towel rack, or they are fresh in the store, or they are freshly laundered. I am sure that you have tried different cleaners and have noticed a difference as well.

 

Trust me, what you put inside you will definitely have an impact on how your skin feels, tastes and smells.

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

RE: Love Me, Love My Ass

 

>Your escort from a few years ago might have had a very

>particular diet, which was apparently highly conducive to your

>taste buds. Some men like "man funk" as it can be put and some

>do not, so I think this is definitely a case where your

>particular taste buds might not be matched by others.

 

Very interesting. I always heard about the myth (or truth) about women eating Asparagus and how that will make a very distinct smell come from their cooter.

 

All I know is whatever the hell he ate made him very pleasant all over .. very clean and very nice with no after taste or nasty odor.

 

However, there is nothing like a little hint of a pungent man smell on a dude's sack.

 

This thread has now become inappropriate.

 

VDN

[Guest Kenny021]

RE: Love Me, Love My Ass

 

"surely some hot escort out there wants his tight hole chowed down on"

 

Fuck what he smells like, etc. I am just curious as to WHICH ESCORT has a "TIGHT HOLE". Most have been stretched beyond being described as "tight".

[VaHawk]

RE: Love Me, Love My Ass

 

Maybe the problem is not that the hole is to big, but that the peg is too small.

[Guest lookin4lust]

RE: Love Me, Love My Ass

 

Personally, I like a hole that will give a little with pressure from my tongue. I don't understand the significance of wanting a tight hole for rimming. I would think the shape of the ass your face is going to nest in, is more important.

[+ Lucky]

I didn't think I would need to spell this out for you!

Take one tight hole, gently lick area, tighten tongue to gently penetrate opening. Lick some more, penetrate some more, etc. Eventually partner will relax aperture and tongue can enter fully. After awhile of further stimulation, partner screams; "Fuck Me!"

You then use other instrument to penetrate and a good time is had by all.

 

Another reason for using "tight" is that I needed an adjective to balance the heeadline with Rick's adjective! But don't you think getting a tight ass to loosen up is more fun than just licking the Grand Canyon?

[Guest lookin4lust]

You definately have a point. However, being a bottom, I'm normally not concerned with how tight my partner's ass is. If I wanted a grand canyon I'd be into pussy, although I've never rimmed someone who has been fistfucked. Is a rosebud by any other name still as sweet?

[+ Axiom2001]

In Lance Gear's video IN GEAR, which I think he directed, there is a train of butt eating which is really hot. When I discussed this with him, Lance stated that he wasn't overly-fond of eating ass; he stated that one doesn't know where those holes have been. I thought his statement interesting if not amusingly-sexy!

 

Ass eating isn't my favorite activity, but if the hole smells garden fresh and the guy's super-hot--I just might decide to 'dip'!:9 :* :9

[+ Axiom2001]

RE: Crock Pot

 

"...what you put inside will defintely have an effect on... and taste..." I completely agree with you Franco; when I "swallowed" prior to HIV/AIDS-- everybody's cum didn't taste the Same; it was all due to what these guys had eaten and drunk. I do know that those fellows who tasted and engulfed my juice certainly liked it: I can't remember what my diet entailed during those scorching days, but I do remember receiving compliments. From these experiences I deduced that the taste of one's cum must have something to do with one's overall diet.

 

A smiliar analogy can be applied to the way a baby's excrement smells prior to his eating solid foods vs his just drinking milk!

[+ Axiom2001]

This thread is a scream! I gathered this after reading the last three or four responses!:9 In final analysis, this thread was fun reading, Lucky!!

[Donnie]

RE: Crock Pot

 

>A smiliar analogy can be applied to the way a baby's excrement

>smells prior to his eating solid foods vs his just drinking

>milk!

 

This is how you should have answered the What's Your Hobby thread: "smelling baby excrement".

[btmstudnyc]

DISGUST

 

Yeah, Let's DISGUST more.

 

JIM

[Donnie]

>This thread is a scream! I gathered this after reading the

>last three or four responses!:9 In final analysis, this thread

>was fun reading, Lucky!!

 

Do you ever add to the discussion, or just critique it?