Madonna and Drake! C'mon be professional and fake it like you like it!

[marylander1940]

http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/13/drake-madonna-kiss-coachella-video/

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adewoZWMNsU

 

Welcome to 2015, the year in which Madonna made out with Drake during his Coachella set, and he seemed totally repulsed. Madonna joined Drake onstage to finish performing "Madonna," the track from his recent mix tape, "If You're Reading This It's Too Late." She also sang her own medley of tracks, including “Human Nature,” “Hung Up” and “Bitch I’m Madonna.”

 

Then she kissed him while he sat in a chair. Then he flailed his arms. Then he wiped his mouth. Then she said, "Bitch, I'm Madonna." Then she walked away like a goddamn queen. It's going to be a good year.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/13/drake-madonna-kiss-coachella_n_7053822.html

[AdamSmith]

Then she kissed him while he sat in a chair. Then he flailed his arms. Then he wiped his mouth. Then she said, "Bitch, I'm Madonna." Then she walked away like a goddamn queen. It's going to be a good year.

 

...So in a clear voice Marinus Bicknell Willett began the second of that pair of formulae whose first had raised the writer of those minuscules—the cryptic invocation whose heading was the Dragon’s Tail, sign of the descending node—

 

“OGTHROD AI’F

GEB’L—EE’H

YOG-SOTHOTH

‘NGAH’NG AI’Y

ZHRO!”

 

http://www.hplovecraft.com/pics/PixelClear.gifAt the very first word from Willett’s mouth the previously commenced formula of the patient stopped short. Unable to speak, the monster made wild motions with his arms until they too were arrested. When the awful name of Yog-Sothoth was uttered, the hideous change began. It was not merely a dissolution, but rather a transformation or recapitulation; and Willett shut his eyes lest he faint before the rest of the incantation could be pronounced.

 

But he did not faint, and that man of unholy centuries and forbidden secrets never troubled the world again...

H.P. Lovecraft, 'The Case of Charles Dexter Ward'

 

[jimboivyo]

the harder she tries the more of a joke she becomes

[marylander1940]

the harder she tries the more of a joke she becomes

 

Did you look better than her at 56?

[AdamSmith]

Wish my jokes had a net worth of $800 million.

 

http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/02/luxury/richest-recording-artists/

[marylander1940]

Wish my jokes had a net worth of $800 million.

 

http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/02/luxury/richest-recording-artists/

 

No wonder she gets very hot boyfriends.

 

http://www.ranker.com/list/madonna_s-loves-and-hookups/celebrityhookups

 

http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/76636-madonna-splits-boyfriend-timor-steffens-birthday-vacation/1408572963_madonna-timor-split-article.jpg http://chicklitplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/1257869914_madonna-jesus-290.jpghttp://images.china.cn/attachement/jpg/site1007/20081128/001372a9ae270a99e6e737.jpg http://madonnaonline.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/madonna_jon_kortajarena1.jpg

[jimboivyo]

Did you look better than her at 56?

 

you mean, did I get too much plastic surgery work and look like a silly cat woman? no, I didnt. I embraced my wrinkles, aged with grace and at 68 look like a 68 year old man.

 

madonna on the other hand looks foolish trying to catterwall with folks more than half her age

[loverboy95]

I would have probably thrown up in her mouth directly. Gross.

[marylander1940]

you mean, did I get too much plastic surgery work and look like a silly cat woman? no, I didnt. I embraced my wrinkles, aged with grace and at 68 look like a 68 year old man.

 

madonna on the other hand looks foolish trying to catterwall with folks more than half her age

 

Please, she's still beautiful!

[+ WilliamM]

you mean, did I get too much plastic surgery work and look like a silly cat woman? no, I didnt. I embraced my wrinkles, aged with grace and at 68 look like a 68 year old man.

 

madonna on the other hand looks foolish trying to catterwall with folks more than half her age

 

Madonna is not alone. Kim Novak was eight-one years old last year when it finally caught up with her at the Academy Awards. There are many other examples, Jane Fonda and the late Joan Rivers are two. Most older actresses today have blond hair, not grey hair.

[+ FreshFluff]

I just watched her stand up comedy act. Cute, if a bit awkward. I think she looks amazing and that the long blonde hair really suits her.

 

Being with someone half her age makes her look foolish? Is this still a forum devoted to discussion of escorts?

[marylander1940]

....

 

Being with someone half her age makes her look foolish? Is this still a forum devoted to discussion of escorts?

 

Brilliant! Actually the escort Jimboivyo loves is not half his age...

[bigvalboy]

Wish my jokes had a net worth of $800 million.

 

http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/02/luxury/richest-recording-artists/

 

Well if you got a dollar for every "like"...you'd be well on your way.

[+ WmClarke]

...So in a clear voice Marinus Bicknell Willett began the second of that pair of formulae whose first had raised the writer of those minuscules—the cryptic invocation whose heading was the Dragon’s Tail, sign of the descending node—

 

“OGTHROD AI’F

GEB’L—EE’H

YOG-SOTHOTH

‘NGAH’NG AI’Y

ZHRO!”

 

http://www.hplovecraft.com/pics/PixelClear.gifAt the very first word from Willett’s mouth the previously commenced formula of the patient stopped short. Unable to speak, the monster made wild motions with his arms until they too were arrested. When the awful name of Yog-Sothoth was uttered, the hideous change began. It was not merely a dissolution, but rather a transformation or recapitulation; and Willett shut his eyes lest he faint before the rest of the incantation could be pronounced.

 

But he did not faint, and that man of unholy centuries and forbidden secrets never troubled the world again...

H.P. Lovecraft, 'The Case of Charles Dexter Ward'

 

 

I love that story!

[k9lover]

the harder she tries the more of a joke she becomes

 

She should have stopped bottox a long time ago...

[marylander1940]

She should have stopped bottox a long time ago...

 

She is not Donatella...

[AdamSmith]

Donatella...

 

"That face! It looks like something you'd hang off your door in Africa." -- Joan Rivers

[marylander1940]

"That face! It looks like something you'd hang off your door in Africa." -- Joan Rivers

 

She said about Latoya Jackson: "She looks like a Chernobyl first responder".

 

http://getnetworth.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/la-toya-jackson-net-worth.jpg

[anotherjohnindupont]

Madonna is not alone. Kim Novak was eight-one years old last year when it finally caught up with her at the Academy Awards. There are many other examples, Jane Fonda and the late Joan Rivers are two. Most older actresses today have blond hair, not grey hair.

 

Jane Fonda has aged in a beautiful way. I think I'm gonna should stop now, I am on her team I think she looks beautiful, but she should stop the surgeries before turning into a Donnatella.

[anotherjohnindupont]

She said about Latoya Jackson: "She looks like a Chernobyl first responder".

 

http://getnetworth.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/la-toya-jackson-net-worth.jpg

 

I miss Joan Rivers so much!!!