Retired Escort wins Mary Kay Pink Cadillac!

[scudman]

This may not be appropriate to post here, and you can nuke it if you need to, but I had to laugh last night when I was watching the local news. Evidently for only the third time in Mary Kay history, a MAN is the top seller of Mary Kay Cosmetics. The news showed him in action selling the product and climbing into his sparkling new PINK Cadillac. He looked a little familiar initially, and then I remembered where I'd seen him... IN BED! He was a very popular escort for some time, but disappeared from view a couple of years ago. I won't mention his name (either real or in the escort world), but hey, maybe this is a new second career option for some of those guys who are trying to quit the biz.

 

He really was hilarious in the interview, VERY flamboyant (moreso than he was with me in his other job) and seemingly VERY well suited to talk women into schlocky lipsticks and glittery eyeshadow. Who knows maybe his increased sales are because he has a lock on the local tranny market.:*

 

I'm not trying to be bitchy here, just thought it was funny.

[Will]

Guess what? Even Google couldn't find the Pink Cadillac Escort! (Or it's very likely that I'm too stupid to figure out how to google an ex-escort.)

[Guest msclonly]

He has very effective BUILTY-IN sales equipement and marketing skills, that speak for themself! NO doubt!

 

Was he able to do this without 'rehabilitation' or job training!

 

 

It is nice to know, that you can change your career and be a such a success!

 

 

:+

[eastbayguy]

>This may not be appropriate to post here, and you can nuke it

>if you need to, but I had to laugh last night when I was

>watching the local news. Evidently for only the third time in

>Mary Kay history, a MAN is the top seller of Mary Kay

>Cosmetics. The news showed him in action selling the product

>and climbing into his sparkling new PINK Cadillac. He looked

>a little familiar initially, and then I remembered where I'd

>seen him... IN BED! He was a very popular escort for some

>time, but disappeared from view a couple of years ago. I

>won't mention his name (either real or in the escort world),

>but hey, maybe this is a new second career option for some of

>those guys who are trying to quit the biz.

 

As noted by another poster, a Google search comes up empty. Since we're all just *DYING* to know the details, you just *HAVE* to give us at least a teeny tidbit.

 

What city is this escort now living in? Dallas? Nothing at all turned up in a careful search of the Dallas media.

 

Are there any web links at all to this event?

 

I'm 99% sure I know who this is. My curiosity is getting the better of me. Please, please give us just a tiny fragment more so we have a hope of sharing in the mystery.

 

(Or, drop me a private e-mail, I promise I will stay silent. I just want to see if my suspicions are correct.)

 

--EBG

[taylorky]

The news showed him in action selling the product

>and climbing into his sparkling new PINK Cadillac.

 

LOL now thats funny!

 

but i have a question, why in the hell would anybody want a "cadillac"....leave alone a "pink" one???

[Will]

>but i have a question, why in the hell would anybody want a

>"cadillac"???

 

Just remember that question when your knees and hips start to hurt, when you find that getting out of a car is like doing twenty crunches, when your lower back aches after two hours' driving, and when you find it's easier to go in reverse while looking in the rear-view mirror rather than trying to twist your stiff neck or to grow eyes in the back of your head.

[Rick Munroe]

>Just remember that question when your knees and hips start to

>hurt, when you find that getting out of a car is like doing

>twenty crunches, when your lower back aches after two hours'

>driving,

 

One more reason to do what Debbie Harry sang: "Die Young, Stay Pretty." :o

 

>and when you find it's easier to go in reverse while

>looking in the rear-view mirror rather than trying to twist

>your stiff neck or to grow eyes in the back of your head.

 

One more reason never to let Will give you a ride home. :*

[scudman]

You're right that the news was here in Dallas. He worked in LA for awhile and acted on a soap opera, and then he moved to Dallas and was a personal trainer in addition to his escorting activities. I've looked and can't find his reviews anymore, so I guess it's been so long since he worked that they've been deleted--either that or they've been moved to another city.

 

I'm not trying to be unnecessarily secretive, but I know that this board worries about mixing the escorts' personal and professional lives, and I don't want to violate the spirit of what goes on here. If you think you know who it is, you'll definitely know from what I've shared. Otherwise, you'll have to do more sleuthing.

 

I've looked at the TV station's website and can't find a story on it either. It was one of those "novelty" stories that they wrap up the newscast with, so I guess it wasn't newsworthy enough to make the website. They had him on a local radio station this morning, too, so I guess the story is interesting to some people.

 

Imagine how much MORE interesting people would find the story if they only knew his former job. I'm sure THAT would make the news!

 

But his secret's safe with me. I've probably got a lot more to lose from any indiscretion than he does.

[scudman]

I agree that these pink cadillacs are nasty, but those Mary Kay reps fight over them like they're Ferraris. In Texas, the land of big hair and thicker makeup, you see more of these pink caddies on the road than almost anywhere else on earth I'm sure. Even with more of them around, they still stick out like a sore thumb.

 

At least they're not fuchsia or pepto-bismal pink or some other atrocious color. They're more of a pale ballerina tutu kind of pink.

 

Still not my style, but then again I don't sell make-up:-)

[Guest msclonly]

It should be on the Mary Kay website.

 

They like to brag about such things to motivate the other distributers. I bet they would sell more, if they were able to get a 'date' with the top distributer for motivation.

 

[eastbayguy]

>You're right that the news was here in Dallas. He worked in

>LA for awhile and acted on a soap opera, and then he moved to

>Dallas and was a personal trainer in addition to his escorting

>activities. I've looked and can't find his reviews anymore,

>so I guess it's been so long since he worked that they've been

>deleted--either that or they've been moved to another city.

 

Oh perfect! This rules out my suspect, who, matches to a "T" your first description.

 

>I'm not trying to be unnecessarily secretive, but I know that

>this board worries about mixing the escorts' personal and

>professional lives, and I don't want to violate the spirit of

>what goes on here. If you think you know who it is, you'll

>definitely know from what I've shared. Otherwise, you'll have

>to do more sleuthing.

 

Yes, I know, and agree 100%. Once a person leaves escorting, I can see why they'd want to be completely out. And, I didn't want to blur the lines for the person I suspected. But, I was very curious.

 

Meanwhile, I think it is just terrific that a former escort won a Mary Kay car. Someone I know won a pink cadillac via Mary Kay. My guess is that she makes a couple hundred thousand a year from her Mary Kay business. The whole Mary Kay thing is quite lucrative in the right hands. This thread about a former escort making it was a bit of a day brightener.

 

--EBG

[bucone]

Any more clues on who this guy is(without violating discretion concerns)? What local station aired the report?

[+ glutes]

Just a tid-bit.

Back in the 80's it was common venacular in the 'inner urban' areas that Pink Cadillac meant PUSSY. Hence the hit song "Riding in my Pink Cadillac"

[bucone]

Hmmmmm....That went right over my hood ornament! The guy I'm thinking about was really handsome, very muscular, a top and retired probably 3 years ago.

[quiet storm]

My room mate (female) has a limited edition pink Seville (not Mary Kay) and heads turn when she gets out of it (she is an exotic Argentine beauty), but it is not just because she looks good, the combination works. For a glamorous woman, yes, for us guys, its silly! Sometimes, if my car is in the shop, I drive it, and I feel totally ridiculous. (Thank God it has tinted windows!!!)

[Guest Raffy]

>Just a tid-bit.

>Back in the 80's it was common venacular in the 'inner urban'

>areas that Pink Cadillac meant PUSSY. Hence the hit song

>"Riding in my Pink Cadillac"

 

As a huge bruce fan, I always wondered why this particular ditty left me cold (along with "Secret Garden"). Now i know... lol. thanks.

 

PINK CADILLAC

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

You may think I'm fooling

For the foolish things I do

You may wonder how come I love you

When you get on my nerves like you do

Well baby, you know you bug me

There ain't no secret about that

Well come on over here and hug me

And, baby, I'll spill the facts

Well, honey it ain't your money

Cause baby I got plenty of that

 

I love you for your pink Cadillac

Crushed velvet seats

Riding in the back, oozing down the street

Waving to the girls

Feeling out of sight

Spending all my money on a Saturday night

Honey, I just wonder what you do there in back of your pink Cadillac

Pink Cadillac

 

Well now way back in the Bible, temptations always come along

There's always somebody tempting you

Somebody into doing something they know is wrong

Well they tempt you man with silver and they tempt you sir with gold

And they tempt you with the pleasures that the flesh does surely hold

They say Eve tempted Adam with an apple

Man I ain't going for that

 

I know it was her pink Cadillac

Crushed velvet seats

Riding in the back, oozing down the street

Waving to the girls

Feeling out of sight

Spending all my money on a Saturday night

Honey, I just wonder what you do there in back of your pink Cadillac

 

Now some folks say it's too big and uses too much gas

Some folks say it's too old and that it goes too fast

But my love is bigger than a Honda, it's bigger than a Subaru

Hey man there's only one thing and one car that will do

Anyway we don't have to drive it honey, we can park it out in back

And have a party in your pink Cadillac

[jimbeaux]

>One more reason to do what Debbie Harry sang: "Die Young, Stay

>Pretty." :o

 

 

Too bad Deb didn't follow her own advice!}(

[scudman]

>I love you for your pink Cadillac

>Crushed velvet seats

>Riding in the back, oozing down the street

>Waving to the girls

>Feeling out of sight

>Spending all my money on a Saturday night

>Honey, I just wonder what you do there in back of your pink

>Cadillac

>Pink Cadillac

 

I think it was CRUISIN' down the street, not "oozing"--although your lyrics make the analogy that much more gross.x(

 

I always enjoy cruising more than oozing, personally.

 

Scudd:P