Naked Man Took Cat Nap On Store's Dog Beds

[Guy Fawkes]

Why is that the guy in my CVS isn't nearly as cute?

 

JANUARY 2 -- A Florida man celebrated the New Year in jail after stripping off his clothes in a CVS pharmacy and taking several dog beds into the store’s bathroom, where he reclined atop the pilfered merchandise -- The Smoking Gun.

 

 

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[rvwnsd]

Why does this s**t always seem to occur in Florida?

[+ deej]

You mean Flori-Duh?

 

it actually doesn't. In SoCal this last week a woman decided to do a Santa Claus fantasy so she went up on the roof, stripped naked, and tried to stuff herself down the chimney.

 

First responders had to break apart the chimney to get her out.

 

Her husband is reported to have said "She's the mother of my children! What will I tell them?"

 

One does wonder.