Things to do at Walmart's

[dick_nyc]

Subject: Things to do at Walmart

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they

aren't looking.

 

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

 

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

 

4. Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone, 'Code 3' in

Housewares . . . and see what happens.

 

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on lay away.

 

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll

invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

 

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't

you people just leave me alone?"

 

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your

nose.

 

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows

where the antidepressants are.

 

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from

"Mission Impossible."

 

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different

size funnels.

 

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!

PICK ME!"

 

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal

position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

 

And last but not least:

 

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the ! door and wait a while and then yell

loudly, "There's no toilet paper i n here!"

[seaboy4hire]

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[BewareofNick]

dick, that was excellent

[VaHawk]

Very entertaining, funny post! I might find myself capable of doing some of these, but I could see my brother doing all of them. Just like you, he is a die hard Republican, and also has a crazy sense of humor. I'll never forget the time he time he went to the women' bathroom at work, got a bunch of tampons, splattered ketchup all over them and spread them all over the workplace. You people are sick! :7 :7

[+ deej]

So THAT's what those people in Costco were doing! LOL

[Guest ncm2169]

AWESOME, Dick! }(

 

Speaking as a good liberal Democrat ( }( ), it's nice to see that humor is shared across the political spectrum. :+

[Candyman]

As a former person who was a department manager in a retail store I can say that most of the things on your list were done and not in jest. It did bring a smile and lots of memories back. The 250lbs guy that wanted to try on the womens size 9 crushed pink velvet bikini and then came out and wanted to now how does it look in all honesty.x(

[MichiganMan]

"That depends on what the definition of is,is"...Bill Clinton

[Guest ncm2169]

< "That depends on what the definition of is,is"...Bill Clinton >

 

It's old news. He survived. Get over it. }(

[Trixie]

Thank you Dick! I've needed a good laugh these past few days!

Trix

[shy]

sorry, can't resist...

 

what are you now that you're no longer a person?

 

<<As a former person who was a department manager >>}(

[MichiganMan]

"That depends on what the definition of is,is"...Bill Clinton

[Candyman]

I'm a BiWM who spends much to much time on this site;)

[BewareofNick]

Wow, I have my own message board stalker!! Cool!

[theDCeBOY]

i'm a little slow... i was wondering what his comments had to do with anything.

kinda lame, if you ask me, BoN, but it isn't your fault. congrats on the stalker. hope he treats you better than my Jew hating sandy man treats me.

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