Eating Ashton Kutcher's Ass

[+ Lucky]

Would you believe that the folks in Hollywood are giving us a Christmas movie where Tom Welling watches Ashton Kutcher get his ass eaten? Well, it is true.

Ashton plays a gleeful turn as an aspiring (and very narcissistic) actor/model whose acting skills aren't so good so he needs to rely on that cute face of his. It is his best role yet. Welling, of Smallville fame, in a very milktoast performance, plays the eldest son of the Baker clan in the new movie "Cheaper by the Dozen," starring Steve Martin. If you can stand the antics of 12 obnoxious kids, then this movie is for you.

Yes, Ashton has someone going after his fully clothed ass (tight pants, though). Welling gets naked twice. The first time is a locker room scene where he shows nothing but shoulder. The second scene includes his naked back, but he isn't about to reveal any nipple or pecs. Too bad cuz he does look hunky...and cute!

Not to spoil the surprise, but who eats Ashton? Well, it isn't his girl friend!

[+ deej]

As Billy Masters would say .... "stick with what you know".

[Guest alanm]

So far Ashton's best performance was the night last spring when he hosted SNL in his jockey shorts.

[LovesYng]

>So far Ashton's best performance was the night last spring

>when he hosted SNL in his jockey shorts.

 

That show was so FUCKIN hot, wish I taped it:9

 

When in doubt I whip it out:+

[Like2Hire]

Ashton Kutcher's basket

 

When he was in his jockeys on SNL, did he look to have much of a basket??

[LovesYng]

RE: Ashton Kutcher's basket

 

>When he was in his jockeys on SNL, did he look to have much

>of a basket??

 

Sometime in the last season and "YES" very nice lookin basket

 

When in doubt I whip it out:+

[Guest ncm2169]

RE: Ashton Kutcher's basket

 

VERY nice basket, but it looked like the classic "Kleenex stuff" to me. x(

[Like2Hire]

RE: Ashton Kutcher's basket

 

Well, I'd love to eat his ass and more. Too bad he didn't get into gay porn and escorting.......

[sportsguy]

Even fully clothed, eating Ashton's ass would

 

be orgasmic.

[Huey]

milktoast performance, eh lol I wonder if that was sending a message, naw.

[VaHawk]

RE: Ashton Kutcher's basket

 

Oh God! LMFAO! Thanks, ncm, I really needed a good laugh!

 

IMO, Ashton is really cute, but if I could pick one from That 70's Show to get it on with, it would definitely be Fez! Hot young man!

[Rick Munroe]

>who eats Ashton? Well, it isn't

>his girl friend!

 

Not unless she's a dog (I saw the commercial).