A Bit Of Venting About Some NYC Masseurs

[Guest scrtlovr]

Just thought I'd put my two cents worth:

 

Don't you guys hate it when looking for an erotic massage, you come across a really hot looking guy who describes everything about himself including the size of his dick and shows naked pictures of himself and sometimes even has a very suggestive screen name, but then, the guy is shocked or surprised when you ask him if he does the massage in the nude?!?! I fully understand the difference between an escort and a masseur (God knows I've hired my share of both) but if you advertise as an erotic masseur, shouldn't it go without saying that the guy should at least be nude for it? Either they should advertise as legitimate masseurs and not go around describing or showing their dick or they should put out a little!

 

I have also hired legitimate masseurs who make no claim to offer anything and some of them are excellent - "PowerMAssage" is a good example of truth in advertising. Since I never met with any of the cockteasers, I'd rather not name them...

 

Any thoughts???

 

Hornily yours,

 

scrtlovr

[Bilbo]

As an erotic bodyworker, I agree with you that if one has been advertising that way, then to not do the massage in the nude is a case of bait and switch advertising. However, when you use the phrase "put out a little", to me you start (only start) to cross the line. Just because he is naked does not mean you get to fondle him necessarily and should not be taken as a promise to have any kind of sex with you which includes his genitals. Of course, I may be misreading your note and you might not intend anything by that phrase other than his simply being naked. In which case, I fully agree with you.

[Guest shayrossen]

I recently hired a masseur who advertises in several erotic web sites - in one, he claims to be an escort - so when I went for my erotic massage, he didn't want to do anything at all - said he'd lose his license, etc. - hell there are no licenses in Indiana - anyhow, after the massage, I asked him once more and he did manage to help me out, so to speak, but only after I tipped him and indicated the massage was over and now we were two consenting adults - geez, what a hassle

[TedLinden]

Truth in advertising I think is important for either an erotic masseur or escort. I tell my clients flat out that they can touch me if they want and make an effort to give them the opportunity to feel that can. As a business man, it would be wrong to do any less. If I was offering any other kind of business, and then providing 50% of the advertised service, I'd be out of business pretty quick.

[TedLinden]

Truth in advertising I think is important for either an erotic masseur or escort. I tell my clients flat out that they can touch me if they want and make an effort to give them the opportunity to feel that can. As a business man, it would be wrong to do any less. If I was offering any other kind of business, and then providing 50% of the advertised service, I'd be out of business pretty quick.

[Luv2play]

It ain't limited to NYC masseurs. Erotic masseurs everywhere seem to lay some stress on their "natural" equipment but rarely does it seem to come into play in an erotic massage. If it does, you are usually looking at the escort rates, not the massage rates. This I have learned and accept. So I basically ignore the stats offered by most erotic masseurs and just go with their descriptions of the service provided, eg, table or not, oils used, techniques, etc.

 

I of course prefer an erotic masseur to be nude when he gives the massage and usually insist on it but then I spend the first two thirds of the session on my stomach with my head in the little round head support looking at his feet when he is working around the top. Otherwise I only hear him and see nothing. Now when the time comes to turn over for the chest massage, that's when I get to see something but by then I am usually into a semi conscious state (if the massage has been any good)...so basically nothing very erotic happens. I hate a quick hand job at the end and usually decline any such offer. I would rather just have the nice massage sans the release. Of course, if the masseur says touching is allowed, I will always touch}(

[Funseeker 22]

I had a very nice relaxing massage last week from Jake and his website sums it all up. Now if he`d only get rid of the picture with the funky hat. http://www.jakesbodyworks.com.