$ Per Pound

[btmstudnyc]

I saw another post that made me think of this...

 

1 dollar per escort pound

or

7 dollars per inch of clients waistline.

or

30 dollars per penis inch of escort.

 

I've always hated posts that talk about money. SO, I couldn't resist making fun of them.

 

JIM

 

Bluenix...I'm sure you have a pic for this.

Anybody have any better (ridiculous) ideas?

 

 

If it dont fit, force it

btmstudnyc@aol.com

[Rick Munroe]

I think escorts should be compensated according to the depth of their throats.

[johnnysneakers]

That may have been my post about Simon from Argentina! But LOL, what a great idea. Performance indicators for escorts!!!!

[+ deej]

>I think escorts should be compensated according to the depth

>of their throats.

 

The guy I saw this weekend was. }(

[theDCeBOY]

i've just noticed that i'm apparently underpaid.

;(

[bluenix]

>Bluenix...I'm sure you have a pic for this.

 

This is the best I can do on short notice.

 

http://www.ezshots.com/members/blueman/images/blueman-142.jpg

[VaHawk]

>1 dollar per escort pound

 

This is unfair business practices!!! It really tilts the scales of earning power to the massive, stand and pose but don't touch muscle boys at the expense of the slim, smooth twinkies! I'm going to have to join the protest marches by the twinks. Now where the hell, did I put that big PINK TWINK POWER! sign?

 

>or

>7 dollars per inch of clients waistline.

 

Talk about "cutting one's nose off to spite his face"! This would be the death knell of the escort business.

 

>or

>30 dollars per penis inch of escort.

 

DAMN! And all this time, I could have been paying $150/hr or less, for some of those smooth twinkies. ;(

[TedLinden]

Why do I feel like a packet of foie gras all of a sudden?

[btmstudnyc]

>I think escorts should be compensated according to the depth

>of their throats.

 

Or dare I say...The depths of their ass.

 

JIM