Headlines I expect to see someday

[+ Charlie]

"Snowden Reveals NSA Monitored Texts Between Benedict and Francis"

 

"James Franco Wins Oscar for Portrayal of Steve Jobs in Thrilling 4 Hr. 32 min. Film about Development of iPhone 3"

 

"SCOTUS Splits 5 to 4 on Escort Campaign Contribution Limits; 'Escorts are not People!' Scalia Declares"

 

Oct. 30, 2016. "Hillary Says She Still Hasn't Decided Whether to Run; Desperate Dems Organize Write-in Vote"

 

"Snowden Reveals NSA Monitored Texts Between Godzilla and Mithra"

[Bosguy]

Absolutely nothing surprises me anymore! They'll probably make Reality TV Shows of these headlines :-)

 

Boston Bill

[rvwnsd]

"Snowden Reveals NSA Monitored Texts Between Godzilla and Mithra"

 

The NSA called. They wanted me to tell you that it is "Mothra," not "Mithra."

[+ Charlie]

You are correct--I was confusing him (it?) with the Middle Eastern deity.

[gallahadesquire]

It could be Mithra ... unlikely, yes, but possible.

[rvwnsd]

It could be Mithra ... unlikely, yes, but possible.

 

The NSA said they were specifically interested in Mothra. Something about a wool sweater and holes.

[MrMiniver]

James Franco has about as much chance of winning an Oscar as I have of getting laid by Chris Evans.