"I'll call you if I'm interested"

[MrMiniver]

I saw this escort ad online last night ...

 

"No texts, no email, no calls. Send me your pic and your phone number. If I'm interested in you I'll give you a call."

 

Now, that one takes the cake

[adriano46]

LOL -- he must be in extremely high demand that he can be so choosy.

[Loadluvr]

Gotta be the best I've heard in a long time.

[anotherjohnindupont]

LOL -- he must be in extremely high demand that he can be so choosy.

 

I think he doesn't have the stomach to be an escort, if he's so picky he's not going to last just like guys who say "in shape only" in their ads.

 

I saw this escort ad online last night ...

 

"No texts, no email, no calls. Send me your pic and your phone number. If I'm interested in you I'll give you a call."

 

Now, that one takes the cake

 

I would like to see a link to his ad.

[+ Funguy]

LOL -- he must be in extremely high demand that he can be so choosy.

 

Don't you mean, "...so cheesy"?

 

We could send him a pic from Unicorn or "I want! I want!"

[+ LIguy]

Was it Craigslist? I love the ads placed by guys seeking "gen" men and tell you to send stats and pic yet tell you nothing about themselves. Who in their right mind would respond to them?

[foranhour]

Or the guys that mention, "Email, call or text ONLY if you want to to book a session." I would think most guys have questions that need to be answered before booking.

[MrMiniver]

Or the guys that mention, "Email, call or text ONLY if you want to to book a session." I would think most guys have questions that need to be answered before booking.

 

The other ones I like are "same day appointments only. Call 30 minutes before you're ready to meet."

[bomerrang]

I saw this escort ad online last night ...

 

"No texts, no email, no calls. Send me your pic and your phone number. If I'm interested in you I'll give you a call."

 

Now, that one takes the cake

 

Send him back a picture and phone number of your least favorite escort.

 

I do.

[jakeleyman]

I actually feel a little more comfortable with escorts who are selective about whom they choose to be with.

[Bart]

Jake, I am not quite sure where you are going with the statement. I believe most gentlemen who are choosing this professionally are selective but they don't require us to send a pic up front. How selective can you be and still keep a level of anonymity from a client's perspective and make a business out of being an escort? I have a dirty little secret for you and I will whisper it so get your ear up close but almost all gentlemen who took a swing at being a gentleman get paid. Now some need more cash than others but money is one of the key ingredients here. Now being less selective does not mean you make more money just means you are insuring your safety which is #1 on selectivity, the person who you are contracting with is real #2 on the list, what you are offering matches the client's description of what he is looking for #3 and you are not in law enforcement is #4. I think if this is where the gentleman is selective we are good to go. There is plenty of tweaks in this grouping but I think it covers the key points. Asking for my pic is not covered in this grouping.

 

Interesting side note, twice I provided a pic, yes put it down to client thinking with little head but usually the one that is in control. Once, the gentleman after booking a flight and hotel flaked and saying at the last second he could not go through with it and chose to be "Camille." The was a conceited bastard who was a total pansy and about everything we did, "Don't lick there," "Too much tongue," "Don't suck so hard," Don't do this, that or . .. ." He was gorgeous though.

 

Anyway selective has a lot of levels, I have been told a couple of times by the friends closest to me, that I am the one that needs to be more selective.