Flying with Toys

[Guest Starbuck]

When traveling by plane, have any of you--escorts or clients--had any awkward experiences with sex toys in checked or carried-on luggage? Or made any decisions about particular types of toys you wouldn't bring along? Or, alternatively, have some of you traveled with toys regularly without getting any unwanted attention?

[Steven_Draker]

http://www.companyofmen.org/showthread.php?50584

 

http://www.companyofmen.org/showthread.php?42666

 

http://www.companyofmen.org/showthread.php?67523

[Guest Ace]

Hey Starbuck,

I've had a few instances where the dreaded words "bag check" are announced as my carry on bag comes out of the scanner! Now, I just check my gear bag in & haven't an issue, EXCEPT for always finding that TSA notification that my bag has been gone through.. Lol

I'd love to see the looks on their faces as they rummage through the variety of dildos, restraints, masks, etc!

[bigvalboy]

Hey Starbuck, when I hired Raul, he arrived with two suitcases full of toys. I am assuming they were checked bags, but he indicated to me that it was not a problem. I did have a TSA agent once hold up my bottle of lube, and announced in front of everyone, "security check" They pretended not to know what it was. I looked him right in the eye and said, "It's lube for when you have sex" that seemed to embarrass him, and they gave it back to me. If you do check bags, I would make sure that nothing was missing on the other end of your flight. Theft is a problem among TSA agents, so I would take that into account.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

My big Latino dildo is usually stuffed in one of my tennis shoes (although I had to leave them behind when I went to Toronto this past time because I bought a bunch of leather gear and didn't have room for them).

 

I used to just check my watch and advise the TSA agent that they "would probably want to wear gloves if handling any of that stuff."

 

Now I have Global Entry (pardon the pun) and it hasn't been a problem.

[bigvalboy]

My big Latino dildo is usually stuffed in one of my tennis shoes (although I had to leave them behind when I went to Toronto this past time because I bought a bunch of leather gear and didn't have room for them).

 

I used to just check my watch and advise the TSA agent that they "would probably want to wear gloves if handling any of that stuff."

 

Now I have Global Entry (pardon the pun) and it hasn't been a problem.

 

Good line....

[Guest Starbuck]

My big Latino dildo is usually stuffed in one of my tennis shoes (although I had to leave them behind when I went to Toronto this past time because I bought a bunch of leather gear and didn't have room for them).

 

I used to just check my watch and advise the TSA agent that they "would probably want to wear gloves if handling any of that stuff."

 

Now I have Global Entry (pardon the pun) and it hasn't been a problem.

 

 

Thanks for the links to the old threads and for the fresh input.

 

Chris, you made me realize that I was thinking about this in the wrong way ... got to get past the hang-ups and approach chatting about sex toys with a TSA agent with ballsy spirit and a sense of humor!

[Bosguy]

Hey Starbuck, when I hired Raul, he arrived with two suitcases full of toys. I am assuming they were checked bags, but he indicated to me that it was not a problem. I did have a TSA agent once hold up my bottle of lube, and announced in front of everyone, "security check" They pretended not to know what it was. I looked him right in the eye and said, "It's lube for when you have sex" that seemed to embarrass him, and they gave it back to me. If you do check bags, I would make sure that nothing was missing on the other end of your flight. Theft is a problem among TSA agents, so I would take that into account.

 

Ah yes. Raul's Travelling Toy Collection. When I spent a night with him in Chicago, he brought 2 bags full--when I lifted one to move it, it weighed a ton. Our overnight in DC, he only brought 1 but it certainly contained an "interesting and enjoyable" selection. I think at least half his luggage was toys and he had no problem transporting them.

By the way, did you ever write a review of Raul? Would be interesting to see your reaction to one of the most knowledgeable guys in this field.

 

Boston Bill

[whipped guy]

I have traveled with toys, but never on a plane. Of course during my last trip I unexpectedly hooked up with a favorite guy who is not a "specialist". Since I had always supplied the tools of the trade, we were toy-less, but not clueless! That meant that a bit of improvisation was in order. It is amazing how common household items can be pressed into service!!! We more than made things work, but if only Like a good Boy Scout I had been better prepared!!!

 

Also, good to hear Raul mentioned in the discussion... he's a toy master if there ever was one!!!!

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Thanks for the links to the old threads and for the fresh input.

 

Chris, you made me realize that I was thinking about this in the wrong way ... got to get past the hang-ups and approach chatting about sex toys with a TSA agent with ballsy spirit and a sense of humor!

 

In all honesty, I think you deflate them and their sense of power over you if you act like you don't care and you're waiting in line like everyone else. Besides, if someone wants to try to humiliate me in public by whipping out my sex toy collection, they're going to have to try pretty damn hard, because I don't care.

[bomerrang]

http://www.companyofmen.org/showthread.php?44601-Flying-WIth-Dildos-Can-Be-Hard

 

and subsequent article:

 

http://www.sfgate.com/travel/article/If-you-pack-a-vibrator-don-t-get-shaken-by-TSA-2367119.php

[tyro]

I'm not sure if Raul told me this story or if I read it here, but once a TSA agent went through his bag and commented on the amount of rope he'd brought along. Not missing a beat, R replied, "Well, yeah. To tie people up with. Like maybe you do to your wife." When the agent finished, R apologized for making him uncomfortable. The agent said it was all good.

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[Steven_Draker]

... once a TSA agent went through his bag and commented on the amount of rope he'd brought along. Not missing a beat, R replied, "Well, yeah. To tie people up with. Like maybe you do to your wife."

 

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-03-18-SnakesonaPlane.jpg

[Steven_Draker]

Apparently you can pack handcuffs, whips and chains in your carry-on:

 

"If the action you're anticipating belongs behind closed doors, then you'll be glad to note that you can pack your adult toys in your carry-on. Just be aware that items such as handcuffs and whips will be noticed at the security checkpoint, which could lead to an awkward (and public) conversation with TSA agents. Most adult toys are allowed in the airplane cabin. However, you will want to remove the batteries from any electronic items -- the last thing you want is for something to start buzzing should your bag need to be searched or while you rifle through your personal items mid-flight. And as for oils or gels: As long as they comply with the 3.4-ounce rule and you're not too embarrassed to lay them out in a clear plastic bag at airport security, you're good to go. Just don't plan on joining the "Mile High Club"; although it's not technically against the law, it is illegal to disobey crew member instructions. Flight attendants will notice what you're up to and ask you to return to your seats."

[gallahadesquire]

Hey Starbuck,

I've had a few instances where the dreaded words "bag check" are announced as my carry on bag comes out of the scanner! Now, I just check my gear bag in & haven't an issue, EXCEPT for always finding that TSA notification that my bag has been gone through.. Lol

I'd love to see the looks on their faces as they rummage through the variety of dildos, restraints, masks, etc!

 

I assume y'all know the cookies RUSSIAN WEDDING COOKIES [i think]: flour/butter/ pecan balls with powdered sugar.

 

I have wanted to take an old TSA notification and staple a bag of cookies to it. "For all your hard work and effort!" I think it would buy me a place on the "No-fly" list, as well as putting me in jail for awhile.

[big-n-tall]

One of the times Austin Wolf visited me, he told how he had been stopped by the metal detector at the airport. He told them he had on a cockring on (some weird silvery shoe horn looking thing). I can't remember what told me about how the TSA agent responded, but he had to flash the cockring and they let him through.

[Mark Gordon]

In Russia, Flying Toys meet with disapproval:

 

[video=youtube;zbnDr_IbdIU]

[seaboy4hire]

2002 coming back from IML. We had floggers and what not in our carry on. The gestapo, oops I mean thugs, oops damn it I mean government agent drones, grrrrr I mean TSA cock sucking douche bag cunt took the flogger out of my carry on and proceeded to whip it around and commented it was better than hers. I was not amused with her so called professionalism. Course can't expect much from their security theater.

 

Hugs,

Greg

P.S. No I am not a fan of these idiots.

[+ FreshFluff]

2002 coming back from IML. We had floggers and what not in our carry on. The gestapo, oops I mean thugs, oops damn it I mean government agent drones, grrrrr I mean TSA cock sucking douche bag cunt took the flogger out of my carry on and proceeded to whip it around and commented it was better than hers. I was not amused with her so called professionalism. Course can't expect much from their security theater.

 

I would report her. She'll claim that she just wanted to check that it couldn't be used as a weapon, but if you're lucky, she may get an informal reprimand.

[whipped guy]

2002 coming back from IML. We had floggers and what not in our carry on. The gestapo, oops I mean thugs, oops damn it I mean government agent drones, grrrrr I mean TSA cock sucking douche bag cunt took the flogger out of my carry on and proceeded to whip it around and commented it was better than hers. I was not amused with her so called professionalism. Course can't expect much from their security theater.

 

Hugs,

Greg

P.S. No I am not a fan of these idiots.

Hmmmm! Seaboy with floggers!!!! And that's floggers plural!!! Who woulda thunk!!!???

 

I would report her. She'll claim that she just wanted to check that it couldn't be used as a weapon, but if you're lucky, she may get an informal reprimand.

 

Well, since the incident occurred in 2002... twelve years ago... the witch has probably since been promoted to assistant secretary of Homeland Security!!!

[seaboy4hire]

I would report her. She'll claim that she just wanted to check that it couldn't be used as a weapon, but if you're lucky, she may get an informal reprimand.

 

Looking back I should have but that was back in 2002 and I was so mad and embarrassed it didn't cross my mind. I just wanted to get to my gate as I am a bit ocd about being at the airport and then my gate at certain times.

[seaboy4hire]

Hmmmm! Seaboy with floggers!!!! And that's floggers plural!!! Who woulda thunk!!!???

 

 

 

Well, since the incident occurred in 2002... twelve years ago... the witch has probably since been promoted to assistant secretary of Homeland Security!!!

 

LOL back in the day I really let my freak flag fly, flogging, fire play, restraints, boot worship and such. I've really toned down since then concentrating on real life stuff. It was quite fun back in the day I wont deny But for a while now I just haven't been in that frame of mind. For me it is mentally draining and to a certain extent physically too. One must really be in the proper frame of mind to do such things. If they aren't they wont have fun and maybe even get hurt in the end.

 

Hugs,

Greg

[whipped guy]

LOL back in the day I really let my freak flag fly, flogging, fire play, restraints, boot worship and such. I've really toned down since then...

Well I drew the line at playing with fire... However, that didn't mean that I never got "burned"... and in both the literal and figurative sense. Still we all grow and hopefully become wiser in the process.