Cliff Jenson coverboy of the day?

[+ poolboy48220]

First review of Cliff Jensen, from a five-time reviewer. Any thoughts on whether it's real? I don't know how to search for other reviews by the same reviewer.

 

Despite his lackluster press in other threads about him, and the $500 rate, he's still got my interest.

[tallandark]

I saw him about a year ago and it was a big disappointment. Couldn't get hard, wanted to watch movies of himself. Weird.

[marlo]

me too

[adriano46]

Absolutely do NOT SEE anything attractive here.

 

1) Let's start with his personal web site which invites you to donate money to him for his new apartment. REALLY???!!!! I get nothing in return except the joy of giving money somewhat anonymously to an over-tatted STRAIGHT guy who is IMHO not that physically attractive (compared to many many more out there).

 

2) If I decide that my little man below is so overly in need of attention, and that there is absolutely no one and nothing else in LA to call, I get to invite him to me for $500 when he says up front he is STRAIGHT and apparently from what tallanddark has attested, he is 6'3" but cannot get it up (probably because of his height?) but does enjoy letting you watch his videos (which I could get on-line for much less and let my left hand do the work...). Oh and I can use drugs, and he likes to PNP (so I would expect he wants me to pay for those too -- thank God I never use drugs... I would not be interesting to him), and finally does NOT KISS so why oh why would I even go to him??

 

3) Or even more obnoxious, give him an overnight in a hotel (I would assume upscale) and then on top of that gift, add a donation (for him, for his house, for his baby's momma????)!!!!!

 

Definitely have no idea why he was showcased today - just grateful it is a Thursday and not a Friday where I would have to see his face every time I come to this sight. I know some here are really turned on by the challenge of hiring straight bait, but this is not one of this movies - this guy screams HUCKSTER from every angle - just using his dick to make money in any way he can.

[Bosguy]

Absolutely do NOT SEE anything attractive here.

 

1) Let's start with his personal web site which invites you to donate money to him for his new apartment. REALLY???!!!! I get nothing in return except the joy of giving money somewhat anonymously to an over-tatted STRAIGHT guy who is IMHO not that physically attractive (compared to many many more out there).

 

2) If I decide that my little man below is so overly in need of attention, and that there is absolutely no one and nothing else in LA to call, I get to invite him to me for $500 when he says up front he is STRAIGHT and apparently from what tallanddark has attested, he is 6'3" but cannot get it up (probably because of his height?) but does enjoy letting you watch his videos (which I could get on-line for much less and let my left hand do the work...). Oh and I can use drugs, and he likes to PNP (so I would expect he wants me to pay for those too -- thank God I never use drugs... I would not be interesting to him), and finally does NOT KISS so why oh why would I even go to him??

 

3) Or even more obnoxious, give him an overnight in a hotel (I would assume upscale) and then on top of that gift, add a donation (for him, for his house, for his baby's momma????)!!!!!

 

Definitely have no idea why he was showcased today - just grateful it is a Thursday and not a Friday where I would have to see his face every time I come to this sight. I know some here are really turned on by the challenge of hiring straight bait, but this is not one of this movies - this guy screams HUCKSTER from every angle - just using his dick to make money in any way he can.

 

You hit this one square on. I never even saw his appeal in porn--just seemed to be going through the motions and had no connection at all. Even his picture seems to scream OBNOXIOUS.

 

Boston Bill

[+ Axiom2001]

Absolutely do NOT SEE anything attractive here.

 

1) Let's start with his personal web site which invites you to donate money to him for his new apartment. REALLY???!!!! I get nothing in return except the joy of giving money somewhat anonymously to an over-tatted STRAIGHT guy who is IMHO not that physically attractive (compared to many many more out there).

 

2) If I decide that my little man below is so overly in need of attention, and that there is absolutely no one and nothing else in LA to call, I get to invite him to me for $500 when he says up front he is STRAIGHT and apparently from what tallanddark has attested, he is 6'3" but cannot get it up (probably because of his height?) but does enjoy letting you watch his videos (which I could get on-line for much less and let my left hand do the work...). Oh and I can use drugs, and he likes to PNP (so I would expect he wants me to pay for those too -- thank God I never use drugs... I would not be interesting to him), and finally does NOT KISS so why oh why would I even go to him??

 

3) Or even more obnoxious, give him an overnight in a hotel (I would assume upscale) and then on top of that gift, add a donation (for him, for his house, for his baby's momma????)!!!!!

 

Definitely have no idea why he was showcased today - just grateful it is a Thursday and not a Friday where I would have to see his face every time I come to this sight. I know some here are really turned on by the challenge of hiring straight bait, but this is not one of this movies - this guy screams HUCKSTER from every angle - just using his dick to make money in any way he can.

 

Adriano, I agree with you wholeheartedly with every point that you presented in your very well-written assessment! I, too, wondered why he was the featured man of the day. His being "straight" turned me off from the very beginning. [Thought the review was vapid as well. Details were crying out to be included!!!!!!]

[JT Brooklyn]

Totally Agree..IF your the type to be attracted to the "Alleged Stars of Porn" there's alot better around to throw money at!

 

$1K ..2 Hours Really????

[Steven_Draker]

First review of Cliff Jensen, from a five-time reviewer.

 

I don't know how to search for other reviews by the same reviewer.

 

Google search on the reviewer's handle returned zero entries. Do you have an idea why the "reviewer" has selected the option '5 or more reviews' submitted?

 

http://www.daddysreviews.com/art/index/flag.gif

[imrthr]

Google search on the reviewer's handle returned zero entries. Do you have an idea why the "reviewer" has selected the option '5 or more reviews' submitted?

 

http://www.daddysreviews.com/art/index/flag.gif

 

Most likely because he thought it could create credibility to his review. It is good that you spotted that discrepancy.

 

The glowing review did create fodder for the forum by contrasting other clients' experience with the escort.

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[tom1980]

Whatever happened to maxwellissmart? I remember him writing an impersonation of "the Cliff" one time. It amused me.

[hornytwells]

My guess (a very strong hunch) is that maxwellissmart is here, writing under his escort name, his style is unmistakable!

[whipped guy]

Not a big porn viewer here, but I have seen this Cliff Jenson's work and especially in the BDSM field. He certainly knows the ropes when it comes to playing an S&M dom, but not at those prices. Something tells me that he is not 100 percent totally straight... But then again he might get off by demeaning and denigrating others. But even if he is straight, if that's not a turn-off then his attitude just might be... Though it is an attitude that might be "appreciated" by certain segment (read being humiliated by a so-called straight guy) of the BDSM sub population. I on the other hand prefer the sub and the dom to be equals and lovers who just do it in a "different" manner...

 

But enough for now... I have to run to the bank so I can make a donation to furnish his new apartment... I assume he's registered at Williams-Sonoma or would that be Crate and Barrel!!!

[+ Gar1eth]

Google search on the reviewer's handle returned zero entries. Do you have an idea why the "reviewer" has selected the option '5 or more reviews' submitted?

 

http://www.daddysreviews.com/art/index/flag.gif

 

I have no idea if the review is true or not. In fact when I read that Cliff was straight I wasn't even interested in reading it. But as for how many times the reviewer has reviewed someone, I'm not sure if the Google Search method is 100% accurate. I've tried it a few times. It seems to me that sometimes it has worked and picked up all of a reviewer's reviews but not always. I guess it's possible that in the cases that it didn't work the reviewer was lying about how many reviews he has written- but there is really no way to tell.

 

It used to be common for reviewers with more than one review to list whom they had reviewed previously. The box on the review submission form is still there. I wonder why no one uses it anymore.

 

Gman

[+ Gar1eth]

Whatever happened to maxwellissmart? I remember him writing an impersonation of "the Cliff" one time. It amused me.

 

Can you explain that a bit more. I'm not sure exactly what you mean.

 

Gman

[tom1980]

Can you explain that a bit more. I'm not sure exactly what you mean.

 

Gman

 

I found it. It was in this thread.

 

Meanwhile, back at TheCliff's place...

 

(sound of crickets, as TheCliff looks at his butt in the mirror, and the phone. It's not ringing.)

(sudden pounding on the door)

"TheCliff! TheCliff, I know youse in there!"

"Ma! I'm tryin' to study for trade school here! What? What do youse want?"

"TheCliff, your father (God rest his soul) would be rollin' ovah in his grave right now, cause you don't have TWO tings: a JOB and a GIRL! Why don't you go down to Spirodelli's Mahket and talk to Sheila—she's such a nice girl... "

"Ma, how many time I gotta tell youse, I don't like Sheila..."

 

and so on, and so on...

[+ tristanbaldwin]

Pissed my pants laughing at this impersonation of him. Would honestly make a donation if the author would make a significantly extended version of it, for this thread to see! LOL!

 

But, but...I don't think this forum is giving him enough credit. I mean he has so much depth of character! I mean, look at his twitter, for Christ's sakes...it just screams MENSA! He tweets about drugs, sex with women, and how the average gay man can help furthur his life without ever meeting him!, contributions via Amazon wish list, you name it!

 

That's some deep shit! We're talking almost to the point of being a black hole, deep!

 

I made a crack at him / insinuation in a tweet thread on someone else's page, about something or other...petty little porn-'star' jabs at one another...and he comes back with 'I'm Italian, I don't think you know what that means...your days are limited, until we cross paths', and someone or other to that effect.

 

I think Cliff may have gone to the wrong house and had his hit-squad off the wrong people, because I'm still standing here..but that doesn't mean it's not coming! I'll keep my doors locked! LOL.

 

Anyhow. I'll stop flamin'...but this one is a zero. Hope y'all are having a good weekend!