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maninsoma Grand Master

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I cannot provide a link because the ad that comes to mind is one I saw several years ago, but basically it was a huge black guy on Rentboy who wrote a very long ad about how white clients will enjoy becoming his slave, submitting themselves to all sorts of abuse. As I recall, there wasn't even much, if any, sexual stuff mentioned. It was just about how the guy was going to turn the tables to avenge for the enslavement of his ancestors. I don't know whether the ad was simply a joke or someone's part or, if he was serious, whether he found any clients, but I got a chuckle out of his ad at least.

BSR Grand Master

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I can't provide the link to this one either, but there was an ad on Las Vegas Backpage of an escort, brand new to the business, but eager to learn and eager to please. The ad featured a bunch of naughty selfies of an absolutely stunning college jock. My guess is that either a fraternity brother or an ex-girlfriend (I vote the former) somehow got a hold of these selfies and decided it would be rip-snorting HIGH-larious to post the fake ad. I have no doubt the pictures were authentic (did a Google search, no results), but I'd bet my bottom dollar a bunch of his frat brothers were howling their asses off at all the pervy voicemails and texts the poor guy was getting.

bobchitown Collaborator

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There's a guy who advertised in Chicago from time to time. A paraphrase of the text that always makes me chuckle goes "I'm sort of a flake and chose this line of work on purpose. Don't expect me to be on time, but I'll show up eventually."

 

EDIT: just found his actual text:

 

One reason I engage in this line of work Is because it is by no means conventional. I rarely show up on time.. More than likely you CAN depend on me being at the MOST less than :60 min late And there are indeed instances Ive been 2 hrs tardy to the party. It just depends on the circumstances. But I always will show - that I guarantee. However, for those that necessitate punctuality I can promise you I will show within 15 min prior or post allocated time.

 

The cases that I always find sort of sad are when the ads say something along the lines of "I don't usually do this, and I'm not really into guys, but I'm short of cash and I'll show you a hot time." Um, next. These people are never reviewed anywhere, a phone number google pulls up nothing, and the ads are soon gone.

bigvalboy Grand Master

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Well there was of course the infamous 'Shaman' healer from WEHO. Cute kid, but dear Lord he was really out there. His ad would direct you to his blog where he would ramble on and on about loves that had gone bad, and how he had been dishonored. He wanted, and could heal you by centering your Universe. Yes yes yes, I did go to see him, where the conversation became even more bizarre. He would hold candles over me and chant ancient prayers, and tell me that he was channeling my energy and moving it around my body. When he was deep in prayer, you were not allowed to speak. No, I didn't leave, the session actually wasn't bad, so I stayed till the end and paid the fee. The good news is that other forum members who saw him also, had the same experience, and we have all had a good laugh about it over the years. He comes up from time to time in conversation, and everyone just breaks out laughing.

 

Oh the things I've done just to get that 'happy ending'....

Gar1eth Grand Master

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And he does nude computer work.

 

http://www.men4rentnow.com/ds/index.asp?cmd=view&id=259231&Login=SmartNFurry

 

And dominant, too? "You will want to submit and submit and then have dinner." ?

 

If so, please keep a look out for hair in the appetizers...

 

Okie

 

He's actually a nice guy. I met him once about 6 years ago. He wasnt the best kisser so I never met with him again. Also he doesnt advertise very often. But he was a nice guy. And no I didn't bottom for him. I can't remember if my tallywacker cooperated in topping him- it was very late when we met. And 'junior' doesn't always cooperate at very late hours. As for the hair- I like hairy guys- bring it on. Lucky for me I like smooth too.

 

Gman

actor61 Community Regular

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I can't find the ad, so I have to paraphrase but essentially it said, "intelijent escort. Love to rede. Love grate discushions. Vary discrete. And I have a big dik."

 

I'm not kidding!!

TruHart1 Grand Master

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I came across an ex once online recently. Apparently he decided on a career change, and began escorting. His backpage ad was just awful. While there was nothing unusual about it per se (except for some of the worst spelling you'd encounter), the exaggerations he made were funny.

He said he was half Columbian/half Italian (he's 100% Mexican), he somehow gained 3 inches in height and dropped 6 years in age among other things. But I think my favorite part of the ad was that he made up a professional name, but then linked his email account to the ad with his full first and last name. He may likely be a future Darwin awards recipient.

With that said, I would totally recommend him. He is cute, and good in the sack.

 

Do you have a link to his ad, AndreG? If a former BF recommends him, that would seem an even better recommendation than a positive review on Daddy’s!!! ;)

 

TruHart1 :cool:

honcho Grand Master

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In the interest of delaying the darwinian inevitability, and since TruHart1 does appear to be a compassionate gentlemen,

I suspect he would send you the information in a private message rather than subject his ex to further public ridicule....

TruHart1 Grand Master

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In the interest of delaying the darwinian inevitability, and since TruHart1 does appear to be a compassionate gentlemen,

I suspect he would send you the information in a private message rather than subject his ex to further public ridicule....

 

LOL Honcho. That was sort of my point. If AndreG could make fun of his ex’s ad but still say he would recommend the boy as cute and great in the sack, there are probably a few more forum members besides myself and rapscallion who would like to check the ex BF out!!! ;)

 

TruHart1 :cool:

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